Hey, guys. Been awhile. Hmm. I have suddenly realized I say that all the
time. Ah well. Anyway, I have a GOOD excuse this time. Some serious
problems on my end. I won't bore you with the details, but it hasn't been
fun. If curiosity overwhelms you for some reason, go ahead and e-mail me
about it. Oh yeas, and due to the fact that I've gotten a few e-mails
about missing the whole 'truth n' dare' thing, I'm gonna due another one in
a little bit, I'm going write a few chapters first, so don't go
and....don't go and...do stuff.
Uh...
Anyway, I promised a road trip, and a road trip is what you shall get!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Again, I won't be in this one, so maybe some sanity will prevail....NOT!!
(Everyone is sitting on a couch staring)
Sarafan Raziel: I think the paint dried....
Vorador: SHHH!!
(everyone keeps staring)
Junos: (holding pineapples) I don't care HOW many times you say it, Dumah, watching paint dry is NOT a sport!
Dumah: Anyone up for watching grass grow?
BO Kain: (YAWN) I am SO close to getting out of here.
BO2 Kain: Me too.
Turel: Stink with me, and stink indeed!
(silence for a second)
Melchiah: I have an idea!
Sarafan Raziel: That's a first...
Melchiah: (glares) Because the author is uncreative enough NOT to come up with a dilemma, lets go on a road trip for no reason.
(A/N: HE LIES!! HE LIIIIIES!!!)
Kain: Sounds good to me.
Turel: HEHE! I DRIVE! (runs and hops in the driver's seat of a RV.)
Mobious: Uh, no. (pushes him aside and takes the wheel) GET IN!!
(Everyone hopes in)
Mobious: LET'S ROLL!! (starts engine and starts.....slowly going down the road, the speedometer drops below the dashboard)
(Zephon looks ticked)
Zephon: YOU DRIVE LIKE AN OLD MAN...OLD MAN!! (throws Mobious out the window and takes the driver's seat) MUAHAHAHA!! (is going 80 or some really high speed like that)
BO Kain: Ariel! Sit down! I cant see out the window!
Ariel: A body is needed to sit, flesh and bones are needed to requ-
BO Kain: I don't care, sit down.
(Ariel blinks and sits)
Vampire Raziel: Hey, guys. Um..Where, exactly, are we going?
(no answer)
Vorador: Ummm..
Zephon: It's a ROAD TRIP, all the funs on the road, so we're going nowhere.
Sarafan Raziel: Yeehaw..
BO2 Kain: Would you lighten up?
Sarafan Raziel: No.
BO2 Kain: Alright then.
Turel: (squeeeeeeeeeek) (pulls little rubber piggy from pocket) ^-^
Melchiah: HEY! Where'd you get THAT?
Turel: (dumb grin) Who do ya think?
Melchiah: Yes, but I thought we got rid of them all.
Vorador: Exactly! There can't be any left!
Turel: Hehe! Not ALL of them!
Raziel: Apparently. Oh well. Its only one. Not a lot of harm can come from one piggy.
Turel: Are you so sure its only ONE?
Ariel: Uh-oh.
BO Kain: God help us...
(Turel stands up and unleashes a mass of pigginess in the RV)
Zephon: AHHHH!!! THE PIGS! THEY BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!!!
Rahab: Dammit, Turel! Why'd you have go and that? (clears pigs from Zephon's view)
Dumah: Well, I have to say, this isn't very exciting.
Sarafan Raziel: Oh..I wouldn't say that....
Dumah: Eh? (sees him looking out the window) Something happening?
Sarafan Raziel: Uh..yeah. You might want to have a look....
Janos: (holding pineapples and looks out the window) HOLY CRAP! FAN GIRLS! ZEPHON, STEP ON IT!
(about 15 cars full of fan girls surround the RV)
All Kains: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARGH!!!
(a fan girl jumps out of a car and clings to the RV window next to Sarafan Raziel)
Fangirl: I LOOOOVE YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!! (screams)
Sarafan Raziel: X_x;;
Vampire Raziel: (tries to hide under couch, he is too big and his butt is seen only)
Fangirls: (SCRRRREEEEEEAM)
Janos: (gripping pineapples with all his might) Can't this stupid thing go faster?!
Zephon: NOPE!
Janos: -_-;
Ariel: Heh.At least I don't have to deal with them....
BO Kain: You wanna get thrown of this thing?!
Ariel: Not really...
(loud screaming of fan girls is heard)
Rahab: (snaps) That's it! Turel! Throw the piggies at them!
Turel: Okee-dokee artichokee. (grabs a large brown sack of piggies, opens it, and empties them out the window, the piggies fly back and hit some fan girls in the face)
Vorador: Dear Lord! They're after my gorgeous face!
Sarafan Raziel: (laughs) (sarcastically) Yeah, and maybe they'll stop chasing us and go after The Hulk, too!
Vorador: Oh, like YOU'RE mister sexiest human alive!
Sarafan Raziel: Shut up, ya dumb bat eared piece of shi-
Zephon: ARG! WE ARE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO NO GAS!
Turel: (fart)
Everyone: -_-;;;;;;
BO2 Kain: Are there any stations ahead?
Melchiah: (reading map) Not for another 5490753497509238402384023759283056547593753280982034884429837420934729394728 0394719710947923479238579485739457298374092385406804358304582057304975293057 8028503485034786043760934750934769347038258204365341840810482348230934754739 852 miles!
BO Kain: We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Raziel: Aw, man! They're starting to write on posters and show them to us like we care! Oh, the humanity!
Vorador: (being strangled by Sarafan Raziel) Swurve! Side swipe 'em! Do anything just get rid of them!
Zephon: Umm.how is that done again?
Ariel: Oh, for-! (she grabs the wheel and turns it sharply....over the edge of a cliff)
Everyone: DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIT!!!!!!
(they crash)
BO2 Kain: (sarcastically) Nice going there, Ariel.
Ariel: Shut up, at least I got rid of them.
Sarafan Raziel: Finally...
Vorador: (looking at himself in a mirror) Not that they were after you.
Sarafan Raziel: Whatever you say, you over grown snot wad..
Vorador: What was that?!
Sarafan Raziel: Oh, nothing. (pineapple hits him on the head) OW! Dammit, Janos, stop carrying these things around!
Janos: But they are so wonderful! Pineapples...I must have....pineapples.
Kain: Uh, right. So is this stupid fic over yet?
Raziel: Ending in 10....9.....8.....7.....6.....5..4....3.....2...1!!
Everyone: WHOOHOO!!
THE END.
Hehe.I will tell what the next chapter will be! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! (cough cough)
Uh...
Anyway, I promised a road trip, and a road trip is what you shall get!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Again, I won't be in this one, so maybe some sanity will prevail....NOT!!
(Everyone is sitting on a couch staring)
Sarafan Raziel: I think the paint dried....
Vorador: SHHH!!
(everyone keeps staring)
Junos: (holding pineapples) I don't care HOW many times you say it, Dumah, watching paint dry is NOT a sport!
Dumah: Anyone up for watching grass grow?
BO Kain: (YAWN) I am SO close to getting out of here.
BO2 Kain: Me too.
Turel: Stink with me, and stink indeed!
(silence for a second)
Melchiah: I have an idea!
Sarafan Raziel: That's a first...
Melchiah: (glares) Because the author is uncreative enough NOT to come up with a dilemma, lets go on a road trip for no reason.
(A/N: HE LIES!! HE LIIIIIES!!!)
Kain: Sounds good to me.
Turel: HEHE! I DRIVE! (runs and hops in the driver's seat of a RV.)
Mobious: Uh, no. (pushes him aside and takes the wheel) GET IN!!
(Everyone hopes in)
Mobious: LET'S ROLL!! (starts engine and starts.....slowly going down the road, the speedometer drops below the dashboard)
(Zephon looks ticked)
Zephon: YOU DRIVE LIKE AN OLD MAN...OLD MAN!! (throws Mobious out the window and takes the driver's seat) MUAHAHAHA!! (is going 80 or some really high speed like that)
BO Kain: Ariel! Sit down! I cant see out the window!
Ariel: A body is needed to sit, flesh and bones are needed to requ-
BO Kain: I don't care, sit down.
(Ariel blinks and sits)
Vampire Raziel: Hey, guys. Um..Where, exactly, are we going?
(no answer)
Vorador: Ummm..
Zephon: It's a ROAD TRIP, all the funs on the road, so we're going nowhere.
Sarafan Raziel: Yeehaw..
BO2 Kain: Would you lighten up?
Sarafan Raziel: No.
BO2 Kain: Alright then.
Turel: (squeeeeeeeeeek) (pulls little rubber piggy from pocket) ^-^
Melchiah: HEY! Where'd you get THAT?
Turel: (dumb grin) Who do ya think?
Melchiah: Yes, but I thought we got rid of them all.
Vorador: Exactly! There can't be any left!
Turel: Hehe! Not ALL of them!
Raziel: Apparently. Oh well. Its only one. Not a lot of harm can come from one piggy.
Turel: Are you so sure its only ONE?
Ariel: Uh-oh.
BO Kain: God help us...
(Turel stands up and unleashes a mass of pigginess in the RV)
Zephon: AHHHH!!! THE PIGS! THEY BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!!!
Rahab: Dammit, Turel! Why'd you have go and that? (clears pigs from Zephon's view)
Dumah: Well, I have to say, this isn't very exciting.
Sarafan Raziel: Oh..I wouldn't say that....
Dumah: Eh? (sees him looking out the window) Something happening?
Sarafan Raziel: Uh..yeah. You might want to have a look....
Janos: (holding pineapples and looks out the window) HOLY CRAP! FAN GIRLS! ZEPHON, STEP ON IT!
(about 15 cars full of fan girls surround the RV)
All Kains: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARGH!!!
(a fan girl jumps out of a car and clings to the RV window next to Sarafan Raziel)
Fangirl: I LOOOOVE YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!! (screams)
Sarafan Raziel: X_x;;
Vampire Raziel: (tries to hide under couch, he is too big and his butt is seen only)
Fangirls: (SCRRRREEEEEEAM)
Janos: (gripping pineapples with all his might) Can't this stupid thing go faster?!
Zephon: NOPE!
Janos: -_-;
Ariel: Heh.At least I don't have to deal with them....
BO Kain: You wanna get thrown of this thing?!
Ariel: Not really...
(loud screaming of fan girls is heard)
Rahab: (snaps) That's it! Turel! Throw the piggies at them!
Turel: Okee-dokee artichokee. (grabs a large brown sack of piggies, opens it, and empties them out the window, the piggies fly back and hit some fan girls in the face)
Vorador: Dear Lord! They're after my gorgeous face!
Sarafan Raziel: (laughs) (sarcastically) Yeah, and maybe they'll stop chasing us and go after The Hulk, too!
Vorador: Oh, like YOU'RE mister sexiest human alive!
Sarafan Raziel: Shut up, ya dumb bat eared piece of shi-
Zephon: ARG! WE ARE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO NO GAS!
Turel: (fart)
Everyone: -_-;;;;;;
BO2 Kain: Are there any stations ahead?
Melchiah: (reading map) Not for another 5490753497509238402384023759283056547593753280982034884429837420934729394728 0394719710947923479238579485739457298374092385406804358304582057304975293057 8028503485034786043760934750934769347038258204365341840810482348230934754739 852 miles!
BO Kain: We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Raziel: Aw, man! They're starting to write on posters and show them to us like we care! Oh, the humanity!
Vorador: (being strangled by Sarafan Raziel) Swurve! Side swipe 'em! Do anything just get rid of them!
Zephon: Umm.how is that done again?
Ariel: Oh, for-! (she grabs the wheel and turns it sharply....over the edge of a cliff)
Everyone: DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIT!!!!!!
(they crash)
BO2 Kain: (sarcastically) Nice going there, Ariel.
Ariel: Shut up, at least I got rid of them.
Sarafan Raziel: Finally...
Vorador: (looking at himself in a mirror) Not that they were after you.
Sarafan Raziel: Whatever you say, you over grown snot wad..
Vorador: What was that?!
Sarafan Raziel: Oh, nothing. (pineapple hits him on the head) OW! Dammit, Janos, stop carrying these things around!
Janos: But they are so wonderful! Pineapples...I must have....pineapples.
Kain: Uh, right. So is this stupid fic over yet?
Raziel: Ending in 10....9.....8.....7.....6.....5..4....3.....2...1!!
Everyone: WHOOHOO!!
THE END.
Hehe.I will tell what the next chapter will be! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! (cough cough)