Hilde looked down at the skimpy bikini she was wearing. She rubbed her
freezing arms and laid down on the bed in a seductive pose. "Are you
sure this will work?"
Thus Starts: Valentine's Day Showdown Ch. 2; Slippery Silent-Night
"Positive." Relena picked up a can of whip-cream and started to cover the bikini with the spray. Hilde yelped and jumped up. The cream slid off her and landed on Relena's foot.
"Darn that stuff is cold."
"These shoes cost me $450!"
"What kind of idiot wears 450 dollar shoes while using whip cream?" Dorothy looked down at her $700 Gucci shoes and slid them off.
"Well excuse me Ms. Wal-Mart, but some of us have appearances to keep up." Relena kicked the shoes off. "You can have them."
Hilde picked up the whip-creamed shoe and wiped off the cream, the shoe gleamed like new. "Hey, thanks." She slipped the shoes on and laid back down. Relena started with the cream again as Catherine started to style her hair.
Catherine yanked a comb through a knot and Hilde bolted up again. Whipped-cream slid onto Relena's foot.
This was going to be a long night.
Meanwhile Heero cantered through the doors of the mall. He spotted the shop he wanted and ran in. He picked up an item off the shelf and asked for the price.
"How much?"
At that moment Wufei was gloating to himself as he set up a little surprise in his room. He looked around in distaste as he backed out. He quickly slammed the door before anyone could see in and put a piece of tape on the frame so no one would sneak in without his knowledge. Thanks to his suspicious nature, if he didn't turn the key to the right, then the left to unlock it a picture was taken of the person trying to enter and an alarm goes off on his cell phone. It was very creative, but unfortunately he never remembered to put film in, or bring his phone with him.
Sally painted her nails a blood red and looked over at Relena and Catherine working on Hilde. "Do you think we should tell them it would be better to do this in Duo's room, I don't think Duo will think to come in Hilde's room tonight."
Dorothy filed her nails. "Let's wait until they're done." She blew lightly on her nails and thought of various ways to torture Trowa incase he didn't have anything special planned for tonight. 'Hmmm, torture.' She thought. 'It sounds erotically fun. Well for me anyway.'
Duo licked the last bowl on the table. His stomach rumbled in protest as he headed for the kitchen to find more. The only plate left untouched by his was the one Milliardo had fallen into. I mean, who knows where that man's face has been.
Relena and Catherine finally finished the concoction called Hilde. She looked scrumptious, and Duo would never be able to resist her. Hilde's nose started to itch and she frantically tried to find a way to scratch it.
"You guys, I'm going to sneeze. Someone do something."
"Scratch her nose!" Relena looked at Dorothy.
"I'm not doing it, you dressed her, and so you help her."
Relena held up her dessert-smeared hands in Dorothy's face. "Does it look like I can do much scratching at the moment? I'll just stick more stuff up her nose."
Dorothy looked repulsed as she stepped close to Hilde to scratch her nose. She paused for a moment to figure out her plan of action then stepped in for the swipe. She peered close to her nose to see if she could see a spot that looked itchier than others. Relena hit her head and muttered she should have gotten Sally to do it.
Dorothy's face was now a few inches from Hilde's nose and she still hadn't touched it yet. She reached out to tentatively touch the nose as Hilde sneezed hard in her face. Dorothy lost her balance and put her hand on Hilde's shoulder to support herself. The whipped-cream acted like a lubricant and Dorothy fell face first onto Hilde.
Hilde started to squirm, trying to get out from under Dorothy. The cream spread and soon both girls were slimy, and neither could get up. Dorothy started to threaten everyone in the room, telling them of the precise, painful torture she was going to put then all through.
Relena couldn't support herself anymore as she fell on her knees laughing. Dorothy didn't look particularly threatening at the moment. Catherine quickly grabbed a camera and figured she could send a picture to everyone on April Fool's. maybe title it Women Wrestling in Whipped-cream and hope they thought it was porn before opening it. Hilde popped out from between the plastic covered bed and a slippery Dorothy. She slid off the bed like a bar of soap slides out from between slick fingers. She landed in a dessert pile at the foot of the bed, Dorothy started to flop around like a fish out of water, and Relena was gasping for air in her mirth.
Sally, not as amused as Relena, stepped over to the bed and grabbed Dorothy by the lapel. Her foot slid on a glob of cream and she was flung back. Dorothy couldn't hold on to anything and she flew through the air and crashed into a chair. Relena was near death from lack of breath. She managed to squeak out in her mirth a few word. "I guess we need more whipped-cream."
Elsewhere Heero was just stepping back into the castle. He met Duo walking out of the dinning room licking his fingers. Duo gaped in surprise and fingered the bag.
"Is that what I think it is?"
Heero whisked out his gun and held it to Duo's chest. "No."
"It sure looks like it. How can it not be?"
"It's a cover for an arsenal of new hp2343 laser-machine guns."
"Oh. That's a disappointment. I thought I had news to tell everyone."
"Hn. Dream on." Heero walked away, silently chuckling to himself. Man, was Duo ever gullible. A weapon arsenal my ass, he smirked.
He noticed Relena walking down the stairs and flung himself into a closet. As darkness settled he heard Duo exclaim to Relena that she looked good enough to eat.
"Thanks Duo, I'll keep that in mind if I ever want you to eat me."
"What are you doing, trying to tempt Heero into taking a bite of you."
"No, nothing erotic. Us girls are just having a whipped cream fight." Heero peaked out the door and saw Relena's face covered in cream and a smushed strawberry. "I have to go get more cream, see ya later Duo."
Upstairs Dorothy stalked out of Hilde's bedroom in search for a bath. The heel on her shoe broke and she twisted her ankle. Looking down she spotted a crumpled piece of paper stuffed into the corner. She pulled it out and read the pathetic poem. At least someone was going to have a romantic evening by the fountain. It seemed like she wasn't going to have a romantic evening at all.
She picked up her shoe and threw it at the wall. A yelp came from the shadows and Trowa stepped out into the light. He reached over and pulled a chocolate out of her hair and popped it in his mouth.
"What's going on?"
"I'm going to go take a long shower then curl up in bed with a romance book."
"That's only until out date tonight, right?"
"Date??" She squealed and jumped on him. Her arms snaked around his neck as she clung. "You're the best Trowa."
Trowa looked down at the cream coating on both of them. "How about we forfeit the date and just go take a shower?"
Dorothy trailed a stream of cream down his nose. "That sounds better."
At that moment Quatre had Catherine by the hand and was leading her down the front steps.
"What did you get me Quatre?"
"You'll see; it's just around this corner." Quatre had made sure before he came outside that he had taken all the allergy medication he owned. As a result he was dull-witted and tired. As his precious car came in view he could tell something was wrong, but he wasn't sure what it was.
"Here it is."
Catherine stared in awe. She then squealed in delight and threw herself at the car. For a moment Quatre's mind cleared and it dawned on him that he had a real problem on his hands.
"Oh, Quatre. You bought me a car." She ran her hand down the hood. "It's so beautiful."
"But." He stammered.
"And it is such a nice touch to put a subtle scent of roses in it. I was just expecting something boring like a few dozen roses. But this is so much better." She smiled widely at him.
"There's some mistake."
"A mistake?" She whispered. "You mean this car isn't for me?"
Quatre reviewed the pros and cons in his mind and came to a quick conclusion. "No, the car is for you. The smell doesn't belong though. You see- I'm allergic to roses."
She launched herself at him and kissed him hard on the lips. She then held out her hand and he reluctantly handed over the keys.
"I can finally get rid of that old clunker, its not working very well anymore." Quatre whimpered when he looked at her 3 month old car that was dented at every angle and pictured his beautiful car like that in no time. He looked at his terror on wheels girlfriend's happy face and decided it was all worth it.
"Lets go for a drive." She held up the keys. Quatre winced. Ok, almost worth it.
Sally heard the squeal of tires and a crunch from outdoors as she reached her room. Taped to the door was a note that said, ' My room NOW, woman.' She hit her head against the wall. Well at least Mr. Unromantic got points for trying. But she swore if his idea of a romantic gift was a weapon from his vast collection- she wouldn't hesitate to use it on him.
Her hand slid onto his doorknob just as he flung it open. He grabbed her arm and whirled her inside. The room was completely dark and she figured he should get more points for trying to get the right atmosphere. His fingers found the light switch and she blinked in surprise a few times.
"Oh my."
He smirked.
"OH my GOD!"
He felt particularly pleased with himself. Tears welled up in her eyes as she viewed the room chalk-full of roses. Wufei panicked when he saw the tears and mistook them for anger.
"Uh. You can have one of my weapons. I'll even let you pick this time."
She put her hand on his chest. "No, Wufei. I love the roses. It's just so overwhelming. You must have been planning this for months. Besides, if I get another weapon gift from you I swear I'll use it to cause bodily harm."
Wufei winced at the close call and for the first time wondered where all those roses came from. Sally then smiled sweetly and opened the door.
"I bought you a gift too." She whistled. Soon the padding of feet could be heard coming down the hall. The little puppy trotted into the room and sniffed Wufei's leg.
"Oh no you don't." He picked up the little dog and handed it to a cooing Sally. He didn't think he was ever going to get the smell of pee out of his pants.
Meanwhile Relena had finished Hilde again, just not as elegant this time. She was sick of whipped-cream and just wanted to go to bed. Instead she was stuck waiting in the hall for Duo to make an appearance so she could coerce him to go into Hilde's room, or all the work she had done would be in vain.
A half an hour after she started her vigil Catherine came along helping a wheezing Quatre upstairs. Quatre was muttering about whole bottles of medicine not helping, and his car driving into a floral shop. Relena grinned in sympathy and continued to wait for Duo.
An hour later he stumbled upstairs with the hair in his braid coming out in little wisps. It looked like he had fallen asleep on the couch.
"Hey Relena, what time is it? I fell asleep on the dining room table."
"I'd say around 11:30. Could you please go into Hilde's room and wish her a Happy Valentine's day before you go to sleep again?"
His stomach rumbled and he looked passed Relena to Hilde's door. "Have you been waiting here for me?"
"Ah, no."
"Ok." He walked to the door and Relena headed to her room, exhausted.
He opened the door and slipped in. Hilde looked up from her bed and smiled seductively. "Hey babe. Care for a bite?"
Duo put her hand over his mouth and ran into the bathroom. Hilde started to cry as she listened to Duo throw up in the toilet. He came out looking like a little boy who was naughty and looked at the tears sliding down her face.
"I'm sorry Hilde. I had too much to eat." He then collapsed onto her whipped-cream covered body and fell asleep.
At this point Relena opened the door to her room. She looked at the few candles lit and Heero asleep in a chair. She smiled and trailed a finger down his strong jaw-line. She collapsed onto his lap and fell asleep in his safe embrace.
One by one people trickled into the courtyard to stand by the fountain. When the clock struck 12 there had to be 50 people out there waiting for a loved one. Sarah stood up atop the cascading structure and called for Trowa.
"Trowa, Trowa, where art thou Trowa?" Someone threw a stick at her and she fell into the water. A riot started when someone exclaimed that this must be someone's idea of a joke. They came at Sarah welding flowers and candy boxes. She backed away right into the arms of a Trowa impersonator. The man swooped her up into his arms and ran out of the courtyard, his cape billowing behind him.
The riot calmed down as someone pointed to a security camera and yelled. "Look, we've just been X'ed."
"Huh?"
A little old lady jumped up from the crowd. "Yes, I'm Jamie Kennedy and this is my new show, the Jamie Kennedy eXperiment."
"Huh?"
"It's a remake of Candid Camera."
"Oh."
The appeased crowd left; some picked up a date on their way. There would be a lot of "I'm ____. What's your name?" 's the next morning.
In Relena's room Heero awoke to find Relena cuddled in his lap. He looked at her fondly and shook her awake. Her eyes blinked open just as he effortlessly picked her up and carried her over to her boudoir.
"May I ask you a question Relena?" He set her on her feet.
"Of course."
He opened the boudoir to reveal a beautiful gown hung within. "Will you marry me?"
Relena ran her hand over the gorgeous silk concoction and started to cry. "You bought me the wedding dress we saw this afternoon." She buried her head in his shoulder and clung to him. "God I love you Heero."
He placed a feathery light kiss on her lips. "Well I got the dress, so I guess I love you too." He didn't mention he had gone to 5 different stores to find the right one. "So will you marry me or not?"
"MMMmmmm, of course." She brought his head down and met his lips with hers.
The door closes on the hopelessly romantic scene as Milliardo woke up in horror. His wife looked at him and murmured. "What is it this time?"
"I had a nightmare that Heero just proposed to my little sister, and she was stupid enough to say yes. Some hogwash about being in love."
"Sounds nice. I bet his proposal was more romantic than you sticking a ring on my gun just before we infiltrated a base."
"He gave her a wedding dress. Can you believe the gall? The man isn't normal I tell you."
"I think its romantic."
Back in Relena's room she snuggled up beside Heero in bed and admired the beautiful engagement ring he had slipped on her finger while they were otherwise engaged. It was all so perfect- the ring, the dress, the presentation, and of course the man.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AH HA.. And a year later I finally finish it!!! I hope you all enjoyed my romantic ideas, and not so romantic ideas in some cases. As I have learned from experience, V-Day isn't always a joyous occasion, but once in a while someone can surprise you with their thoughtfulness. *Not that anyone has ever surprised me.*
Please review.
Read my other fics if your interested:
This Is Not My Day (GW) Clinic's Therapy (GW) Everything I Do (GW) Preventor's Grapevine (GW) I Am Not In Love With Heero Yuy (GW) Clow Tablets (CCS) Shadow Man; The Dawn (CCS)
Visit my site @ http://www.geocities.com/relenafanel to read or submit some Hilarious/Romantic Gundam Wing Stories. E-mail me @ relenafanel@hotmail.com
Thus Starts: Valentine's Day Showdown Ch. 2; Slippery Silent-Night
"Positive." Relena picked up a can of whip-cream and started to cover the bikini with the spray. Hilde yelped and jumped up. The cream slid off her and landed on Relena's foot.
"Darn that stuff is cold."
"These shoes cost me $450!"
"What kind of idiot wears 450 dollar shoes while using whip cream?" Dorothy looked down at her $700 Gucci shoes and slid them off.
"Well excuse me Ms. Wal-Mart, but some of us have appearances to keep up." Relena kicked the shoes off. "You can have them."
Hilde picked up the whip-creamed shoe and wiped off the cream, the shoe gleamed like new. "Hey, thanks." She slipped the shoes on and laid back down. Relena started with the cream again as Catherine started to style her hair.
Catherine yanked a comb through a knot and Hilde bolted up again. Whipped-cream slid onto Relena's foot.
This was going to be a long night.
Meanwhile Heero cantered through the doors of the mall. He spotted the shop he wanted and ran in. He picked up an item off the shelf and asked for the price.
"How much?"
At that moment Wufei was gloating to himself as he set up a little surprise in his room. He looked around in distaste as he backed out. He quickly slammed the door before anyone could see in and put a piece of tape on the frame so no one would sneak in without his knowledge. Thanks to his suspicious nature, if he didn't turn the key to the right, then the left to unlock it a picture was taken of the person trying to enter and an alarm goes off on his cell phone. It was very creative, but unfortunately he never remembered to put film in, or bring his phone with him.
Sally painted her nails a blood red and looked over at Relena and Catherine working on Hilde. "Do you think we should tell them it would be better to do this in Duo's room, I don't think Duo will think to come in Hilde's room tonight."
Dorothy filed her nails. "Let's wait until they're done." She blew lightly on her nails and thought of various ways to torture Trowa incase he didn't have anything special planned for tonight. 'Hmmm, torture.' She thought. 'It sounds erotically fun. Well for me anyway.'
Duo licked the last bowl on the table. His stomach rumbled in protest as he headed for the kitchen to find more. The only plate left untouched by his was the one Milliardo had fallen into. I mean, who knows where that man's face has been.
Relena and Catherine finally finished the concoction called Hilde. She looked scrumptious, and Duo would never be able to resist her. Hilde's nose started to itch and she frantically tried to find a way to scratch it.
"You guys, I'm going to sneeze. Someone do something."
"Scratch her nose!" Relena looked at Dorothy.
"I'm not doing it, you dressed her, and so you help her."
Relena held up her dessert-smeared hands in Dorothy's face. "Does it look like I can do much scratching at the moment? I'll just stick more stuff up her nose."
Dorothy looked repulsed as she stepped close to Hilde to scratch her nose. She paused for a moment to figure out her plan of action then stepped in for the swipe. She peered close to her nose to see if she could see a spot that looked itchier than others. Relena hit her head and muttered she should have gotten Sally to do it.
Dorothy's face was now a few inches from Hilde's nose and she still hadn't touched it yet. She reached out to tentatively touch the nose as Hilde sneezed hard in her face. Dorothy lost her balance and put her hand on Hilde's shoulder to support herself. The whipped-cream acted like a lubricant and Dorothy fell face first onto Hilde.
Hilde started to squirm, trying to get out from under Dorothy. The cream spread and soon both girls were slimy, and neither could get up. Dorothy started to threaten everyone in the room, telling them of the precise, painful torture she was going to put then all through.
Relena couldn't support herself anymore as she fell on her knees laughing. Dorothy didn't look particularly threatening at the moment. Catherine quickly grabbed a camera and figured she could send a picture to everyone on April Fool's. maybe title it Women Wrestling in Whipped-cream and hope they thought it was porn before opening it. Hilde popped out from between the plastic covered bed and a slippery Dorothy. She slid off the bed like a bar of soap slides out from between slick fingers. She landed in a dessert pile at the foot of the bed, Dorothy started to flop around like a fish out of water, and Relena was gasping for air in her mirth.
Sally, not as amused as Relena, stepped over to the bed and grabbed Dorothy by the lapel. Her foot slid on a glob of cream and she was flung back. Dorothy couldn't hold on to anything and she flew through the air and crashed into a chair. Relena was near death from lack of breath. She managed to squeak out in her mirth a few word. "I guess we need more whipped-cream."
Elsewhere Heero was just stepping back into the castle. He met Duo walking out of the dinning room licking his fingers. Duo gaped in surprise and fingered the bag.
"Is that what I think it is?"
Heero whisked out his gun and held it to Duo's chest. "No."
"It sure looks like it. How can it not be?"
"It's a cover for an arsenal of new hp2343 laser-machine guns."
"Oh. That's a disappointment. I thought I had news to tell everyone."
"Hn. Dream on." Heero walked away, silently chuckling to himself. Man, was Duo ever gullible. A weapon arsenal my ass, he smirked.
He noticed Relena walking down the stairs and flung himself into a closet. As darkness settled he heard Duo exclaim to Relena that she looked good enough to eat.
"Thanks Duo, I'll keep that in mind if I ever want you to eat me."
"What are you doing, trying to tempt Heero into taking a bite of you."
"No, nothing erotic. Us girls are just having a whipped cream fight." Heero peaked out the door and saw Relena's face covered in cream and a smushed strawberry. "I have to go get more cream, see ya later Duo."
Upstairs Dorothy stalked out of Hilde's bedroom in search for a bath. The heel on her shoe broke and she twisted her ankle. Looking down she spotted a crumpled piece of paper stuffed into the corner. She pulled it out and read the pathetic poem. At least someone was going to have a romantic evening by the fountain. It seemed like she wasn't going to have a romantic evening at all.
She picked up her shoe and threw it at the wall. A yelp came from the shadows and Trowa stepped out into the light. He reached over and pulled a chocolate out of her hair and popped it in his mouth.
"What's going on?"
"I'm going to go take a long shower then curl up in bed with a romance book."
"That's only until out date tonight, right?"
"Date??" She squealed and jumped on him. Her arms snaked around his neck as she clung. "You're the best Trowa."
Trowa looked down at the cream coating on both of them. "How about we forfeit the date and just go take a shower?"
Dorothy trailed a stream of cream down his nose. "That sounds better."
At that moment Quatre had Catherine by the hand and was leading her down the front steps.
"What did you get me Quatre?"
"You'll see; it's just around this corner." Quatre had made sure before he came outside that he had taken all the allergy medication he owned. As a result he was dull-witted and tired. As his precious car came in view he could tell something was wrong, but he wasn't sure what it was.
"Here it is."
Catherine stared in awe. She then squealed in delight and threw herself at the car. For a moment Quatre's mind cleared and it dawned on him that he had a real problem on his hands.
"Oh, Quatre. You bought me a car." She ran her hand down the hood. "It's so beautiful."
"But." He stammered.
"And it is such a nice touch to put a subtle scent of roses in it. I was just expecting something boring like a few dozen roses. But this is so much better." She smiled widely at him.
"There's some mistake."
"A mistake?" She whispered. "You mean this car isn't for me?"
Quatre reviewed the pros and cons in his mind and came to a quick conclusion. "No, the car is for you. The smell doesn't belong though. You see- I'm allergic to roses."
She launched herself at him and kissed him hard on the lips. She then held out her hand and he reluctantly handed over the keys.
"I can finally get rid of that old clunker, its not working very well anymore." Quatre whimpered when he looked at her 3 month old car that was dented at every angle and pictured his beautiful car like that in no time. He looked at his terror on wheels girlfriend's happy face and decided it was all worth it.
"Lets go for a drive." She held up the keys. Quatre winced. Ok, almost worth it.
Sally heard the squeal of tires and a crunch from outdoors as she reached her room. Taped to the door was a note that said, ' My room NOW, woman.' She hit her head against the wall. Well at least Mr. Unromantic got points for trying. But she swore if his idea of a romantic gift was a weapon from his vast collection- she wouldn't hesitate to use it on him.
Her hand slid onto his doorknob just as he flung it open. He grabbed her arm and whirled her inside. The room was completely dark and she figured he should get more points for trying to get the right atmosphere. His fingers found the light switch and she blinked in surprise a few times.
"Oh my."
He smirked.
"OH my GOD!"
He felt particularly pleased with himself. Tears welled up in her eyes as she viewed the room chalk-full of roses. Wufei panicked when he saw the tears and mistook them for anger.
"Uh. You can have one of my weapons. I'll even let you pick this time."
She put her hand on his chest. "No, Wufei. I love the roses. It's just so overwhelming. You must have been planning this for months. Besides, if I get another weapon gift from you I swear I'll use it to cause bodily harm."
Wufei winced at the close call and for the first time wondered where all those roses came from. Sally then smiled sweetly and opened the door.
"I bought you a gift too." She whistled. Soon the padding of feet could be heard coming down the hall. The little puppy trotted into the room and sniffed Wufei's leg.
"Oh no you don't." He picked up the little dog and handed it to a cooing Sally. He didn't think he was ever going to get the smell of pee out of his pants.
Meanwhile Relena had finished Hilde again, just not as elegant this time. She was sick of whipped-cream and just wanted to go to bed. Instead she was stuck waiting in the hall for Duo to make an appearance so she could coerce him to go into Hilde's room, or all the work she had done would be in vain.
A half an hour after she started her vigil Catherine came along helping a wheezing Quatre upstairs. Quatre was muttering about whole bottles of medicine not helping, and his car driving into a floral shop. Relena grinned in sympathy and continued to wait for Duo.
An hour later he stumbled upstairs with the hair in his braid coming out in little wisps. It looked like he had fallen asleep on the couch.
"Hey Relena, what time is it? I fell asleep on the dining room table."
"I'd say around 11:30. Could you please go into Hilde's room and wish her a Happy Valentine's day before you go to sleep again?"
His stomach rumbled and he looked passed Relena to Hilde's door. "Have you been waiting here for me?"
"Ah, no."
"Ok." He walked to the door and Relena headed to her room, exhausted.
He opened the door and slipped in. Hilde looked up from her bed and smiled seductively. "Hey babe. Care for a bite?"
Duo put her hand over his mouth and ran into the bathroom. Hilde started to cry as she listened to Duo throw up in the toilet. He came out looking like a little boy who was naughty and looked at the tears sliding down her face.
"I'm sorry Hilde. I had too much to eat." He then collapsed onto her whipped-cream covered body and fell asleep.
At this point Relena opened the door to her room. She looked at the few candles lit and Heero asleep in a chair. She smiled and trailed a finger down his strong jaw-line. She collapsed onto his lap and fell asleep in his safe embrace.
One by one people trickled into the courtyard to stand by the fountain. When the clock struck 12 there had to be 50 people out there waiting for a loved one. Sarah stood up atop the cascading structure and called for Trowa.
"Trowa, Trowa, where art thou Trowa?" Someone threw a stick at her and she fell into the water. A riot started when someone exclaimed that this must be someone's idea of a joke. They came at Sarah welding flowers and candy boxes. She backed away right into the arms of a Trowa impersonator. The man swooped her up into his arms and ran out of the courtyard, his cape billowing behind him.
The riot calmed down as someone pointed to a security camera and yelled. "Look, we've just been X'ed."
"Huh?"
A little old lady jumped up from the crowd. "Yes, I'm Jamie Kennedy and this is my new show, the Jamie Kennedy eXperiment."
"Huh?"
"It's a remake of Candid Camera."
"Oh."
The appeased crowd left; some picked up a date on their way. There would be a lot of "I'm ____. What's your name?" 's the next morning.
In Relena's room Heero awoke to find Relena cuddled in his lap. He looked at her fondly and shook her awake. Her eyes blinked open just as he effortlessly picked her up and carried her over to her boudoir.
"May I ask you a question Relena?" He set her on her feet.
"Of course."
He opened the boudoir to reveal a beautiful gown hung within. "Will you marry me?"
Relena ran her hand over the gorgeous silk concoction and started to cry. "You bought me the wedding dress we saw this afternoon." She buried her head in his shoulder and clung to him. "God I love you Heero."
He placed a feathery light kiss on her lips. "Well I got the dress, so I guess I love you too." He didn't mention he had gone to 5 different stores to find the right one. "So will you marry me or not?"
"MMMmmmm, of course." She brought his head down and met his lips with hers.
The door closes on the hopelessly romantic scene as Milliardo woke up in horror. His wife looked at him and murmured. "What is it this time?"
"I had a nightmare that Heero just proposed to my little sister, and she was stupid enough to say yes. Some hogwash about being in love."
"Sounds nice. I bet his proposal was more romantic than you sticking a ring on my gun just before we infiltrated a base."
"He gave her a wedding dress. Can you believe the gall? The man isn't normal I tell you."
"I think its romantic."
Back in Relena's room she snuggled up beside Heero in bed and admired the beautiful engagement ring he had slipped on her finger while they were otherwise engaged. It was all so perfect- the ring, the dress, the presentation, and of course the man.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AH HA.. And a year later I finally finish it!!! I hope you all enjoyed my romantic ideas, and not so romantic ideas in some cases. As I have learned from experience, V-Day isn't always a joyous occasion, but once in a while someone can surprise you with their thoughtfulness. *Not that anyone has ever surprised me.*
Please review.
Read my other fics if your interested:
This Is Not My Day (GW) Clinic's Therapy (GW) Everything I Do (GW) Preventor's Grapevine (GW) I Am Not In Love With Heero Yuy (GW) Clow Tablets (CCS) Shadow Man; The Dawn (CCS)
Visit my site @ http://www.geocities.com/relenafanel to read or submit some Hilarious/Romantic Gundam Wing Stories. E-mail me @ relenafanel@hotmail.com