THE OUTHOUSE OF MADNESS!!!!
HAHAHAHA!! Title caught ya by surprise, did it not? Uh.anyway, I'm hyper after my fourth soda (which is nothing compared to 18 cups of coffee my friend has drank just now) of tonight, so the result is PURE MADNESS and spelling errors. Enjoy!
~~~~ REALLY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THING! ~~~~------------Again, I have been receiving emails from those who have missed the previous 'Truth or Dare' thing. I will be doing another within the next chapter or so. I want to give you guys some time to make stuff up, so go ahead and post stuff now (don't forget you can ask ANYONE! Vorador, Sarafan Raziel, Malek, or a demon thing!) BUT DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW THIS CHAPTER! REVIEW THIS CHAPTER! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! (explodes)
(Kain sitting alone quietly on his throne in the Sanctuary of the Clans when suddenly...)
Kain: OH CRAP!!! (it echoes)
(Everyone runs in in one big cloud of dust)
Janos: (with pineapples, of course) What the hell was that?
Kain: I just remembered! And I'm surprised you didn't!
Sarafan Raziel: Well? What did we forget?
Kain: Well...remember how Elexis said she was taking a break for the last chapter?
Sarafan Raziel: Yeah, so?
Kain: DUH! SHE'LL BE BACK THIS TIME!
(Everyone screams and runs in circles in terror, horror, and other such horrible concepts)
Vorador: WHY DOES GOD HATE US SO MUCH?
Ariel: WE ARE DOOMED!
Turel: STAPLER!!! (runs out the door)
(everyone stops and stares for a second, then keep running)
Mobious: HEY! STOP!
(Everyone stops)
Melchiah: What?
Mobious: Maybe.just MAYBE if we stop time, she won't come back!
Zephon: Sounds stupid, but I say we give it a try.
Rahab: Agreed.
Dumah: Using your time streaming thing-a-ma-jig?
Mobious: No, no. STOPPING time requires a different device.
BO Kain: Well where is it?
Mobious: The outhouse out back.
(Everyone looks at each other)
BO2 Kain: That doesn't....uh..Why would you put it there?
Mobious: Well, remember that one time I spent a long time in there because I had diarhe-
Sarafan Raziel: x_X;; Enough said!
Vorador: Why would you do that?
Mobious: Because its cool!
(They all go outside to the outhouse)
Ariel: Um.you cant possibly think we're all gonna fit in there...
Mobious: Sure we will!
(Everyone squeezes in, they look like the circus clowns crammed into a small car)
Vorador: EWWWWW!!! Sarafan Raziel is UGLY! Get out of my face!
Sarafan Raziel: Oh like you can talk! You make the swamp thing look like Mel Gibson! Meanwhile, I have been COMPARED to Mel Gibson!
Vorador: (glares) I don't like you!
Kain: Shut up you two! Mobious, it is very smelly in here, hurry up and stop time!
Mobious: It...it broke!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Mobious: (cries)
Zephon: Well..we'll just have to accept the fact the Elexis is coming back and there's nothing we can do about it.
Melchiah: Um..how do we get out?
Vampire Raziel: Uh-oh..
(The outhouse suddenly falls apart....um..the toilet didn't...So there is no dookie.)
(Everyone stands up)
Raziel: (points) Look! Up the sky!
Turel: It's a pig!
Kain: It's a moose!
Janos: HOLY CRAP ITS ELEXIS! RUN!
Me: HEY! I GOT YOU OUT OF THAT MESS AND YOU OWE ME!
(10 minutes later...)
(The Sanctuary of the Clans is once again flooded in piggies)
Sarafan Raziel: (SIGH) WHY?
Me: Because I said so.
Kain: This is scary. I'm beginning to get used to this.
Ariel: The piggies?
Kain: Unfortunately yes.
(Turel does a belly flop into the piggies from the ceiling)
Janos: At least I have my pineapples...
Vampire Raziel: Please tell me this fic is over.
Me: This fic is over.
(PARTY! RAPTURE! JOY!)
(glares) REVIEW!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!! Title caught ya by surprise, did it not? Uh.anyway, I'm hyper after my fourth soda (which is nothing compared to 18 cups of coffee my friend has drank just now) of tonight, so the result is PURE MADNESS and spelling errors. Enjoy!
~~~~ REALLY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THING! ~~~~------------Again, I have been receiving emails from those who have missed the previous 'Truth or Dare' thing. I will be doing another within the next chapter or so. I want to give you guys some time to make stuff up, so go ahead and post stuff now (don't forget you can ask ANYONE! Vorador, Sarafan Raziel, Malek, or a demon thing!) BUT DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW THIS CHAPTER! REVIEW THIS CHAPTER! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! (explodes)
(Kain sitting alone quietly on his throne in the Sanctuary of the Clans when suddenly...)
Kain: OH CRAP!!! (it echoes)
(Everyone runs in in one big cloud of dust)
Janos: (with pineapples, of course) What the hell was that?
Kain: I just remembered! And I'm surprised you didn't!
Sarafan Raziel: Well? What did we forget?
Kain: Well...remember how Elexis said she was taking a break for the last chapter?
Sarafan Raziel: Yeah, so?
Kain: DUH! SHE'LL BE BACK THIS TIME!
(Everyone screams and runs in circles in terror, horror, and other such horrible concepts)
Vorador: WHY DOES GOD HATE US SO MUCH?
Ariel: WE ARE DOOMED!
Turel: STAPLER!!! (runs out the door)
(everyone stops and stares for a second, then keep running)
Mobious: HEY! STOP!
(Everyone stops)
Melchiah: What?
Mobious: Maybe.just MAYBE if we stop time, she won't come back!
Zephon: Sounds stupid, but I say we give it a try.
Rahab: Agreed.
Dumah: Using your time streaming thing-a-ma-jig?
Mobious: No, no. STOPPING time requires a different device.
BO Kain: Well where is it?
Mobious: The outhouse out back.
(Everyone looks at each other)
BO2 Kain: That doesn't....uh..Why would you put it there?
Mobious: Well, remember that one time I spent a long time in there because I had diarhe-
Sarafan Raziel: x_X;; Enough said!
Vorador: Why would you do that?
Mobious: Because its cool!
(They all go outside to the outhouse)
Ariel: Um.you cant possibly think we're all gonna fit in there...
Mobious: Sure we will!
(Everyone squeezes in, they look like the circus clowns crammed into a small car)
Vorador: EWWWWW!!! Sarafan Raziel is UGLY! Get out of my face!
Sarafan Raziel: Oh like you can talk! You make the swamp thing look like Mel Gibson! Meanwhile, I have been COMPARED to Mel Gibson!
Vorador: (glares) I don't like you!
Kain: Shut up you two! Mobious, it is very smelly in here, hurry up and stop time!
Mobious: It...it broke!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Mobious: (cries)
Zephon: Well..we'll just have to accept the fact the Elexis is coming back and there's nothing we can do about it.
Melchiah: Um..how do we get out?
Vampire Raziel: Uh-oh..
(The outhouse suddenly falls apart....um..the toilet didn't...So there is no dookie.)
(Everyone stands up)
Raziel: (points) Look! Up the sky!
Turel: It's a pig!
Kain: It's a moose!
Janos: HOLY CRAP ITS ELEXIS! RUN!
Me: HEY! I GOT YOU OUT OF THAT MESS AND YOU OWE ME!
(10 minutes later...)
(The Sanctuary of the Clans is once again flooded in piggies)
Sarafan Raziel: (SIGH) WHY?
Me: Because I said so.
Kain: This is scary. I'm beginning to get used to this.
Ariel: The piggies?
Kain: Unfortunately yes.
(Turel does a belly flop into the piggies from the ceiling)
Janos: At least I have my pineapples...
Vampire Raziel: Please tell me this fic is over.
Me: This fic is over.
(PARTY! RAPTURE! JOY!)
(glares) REVIEW!!!!!!!!