Hehe! Song parody time!!! ;p
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Ok, this here is a parody of Good Charlotte's 'Life Styles of the Rich and Famous', I don't own it, I simply made this odd parody! DON'T SUE ME!!!
This version is sung by the Sarafan making fun of the vampires. This shall be funny. LAUGH, CURSE YOU, LAUGH!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE MOOSE!!! Oh yes! And recently I have received some inspirational monkeys from a reviewer! Hehe.I will find a way to sneak them into this.
(Sarafan Raziel appears with a guitar and his brethren appear as well. Dumah on drums, the rest are either playing another guitar or..)
Turel: FEED ME, SEYMOUR! (runs)
(um..or running for some reason.) (I have a mic, so do the rest)
Me: Y'a only see it in Nosgoth
Or read it in the news
Vampires that want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside their castle of stone
Talkin' about how hard unlife can be
Sarafan Raziel: I'd like to see them spend a week
Without causin' some deceit
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in some mortal shoes
I think they'd stumble and they fall
(In the abyss they'd fall)
Everyone:
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If blood is such a problem
Well they got blood banks
Think we should rob them
Me: Well did you know when you you're a vamp you could kill you brothers
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the blood, you live longer
And did you know if you were caught and you were stealin' souls
The morgue wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just go around killing people
Sarafan Raziel: I'd like to see them spend a week
Without causin' some deceit
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in some mortal shoes
I think they'd stumble and they fall
They would fall
Everyone: Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If blood is such a problem
Well they got blood banks
Think we should rob them (rob them)
(They would fall, in the abyss)
(short intramental) (Turel comes running in and yells 'CORN!', followed by bringing in the monkeys) (The monkeys run about, the human Kain yells 'THE MONKEY! IT GETS ANNOYED!' as one attacks him.) (The monkeys start chasing Turel, and they run off stage.)
Everyone: O_O;;;
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If blood is such a problem
You got so many problems
Me: (hogging the spotlight)Think I could solve them!
Sarafan Raziel:Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
We'll take your blood, pillars, fangs, and flags just stop complainin'
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(It all stops)
Me: Whew!
Sarafan Raziel: Spotlight hog!
Me: Shut up!
Sarafan Rahab: What happened to the monkeys?
Sarafan Dumah: Dunno...
(monkeys screams and Turel are heard running backstage)
HA! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE TRUTH OR DARE ONE, SO GET YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN!!!!! ALSO REVIEW FOR THIS!!!!!
---ANNOUNCEMENT!---PLEASE SEND IN YOUR TRUTH OR DARE SUGGESTIONS! THE LAST DAY I WILL TAKE THEM IS DECEMBER 14, 2002!!!!!
Ok, this here is a parody of Good Charlotte's 'Life Styles of the Rich and Famous', I don't own it, I simply made this odd parody! DON'T SUE ME!!!
This version is sung by the Sarafan making fun of the vampires. This shall be funny. LAUGH, CURSE YOU, LAUGH!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE MOOSE!!! Oh yes! And recently I have received some inspirational monkeys from a reviewer! Hehe.I will find a way to sneak them into this.
(Sarafan Raziel appears with a guitar and his brethren appear as well. Dumah on drums, the rest are either playing another guitar or..)
Turel: FEED ME, SEYMOUR! (runs)
(um..or running for some reason.) (I have a mic, so do the rest)
Me: Y'a only see it in Nosgoth
Or read it in the news
Vampires that want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside their castle of stone
Talkin' about how hard unlife can be
Sarafan Raziel: I'd like to see them spend a week
Without causin' some deceit
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in some mortal shoes
I think they'd stumble and they fall
(In the abyss they'd fall)
Everyone:
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If blood is such a problem
Well they got blood banks
Think we should rob them
Me: Well did you know when you you're a vamp you could kill you brothers
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the blood, you live longer
And did you know if you were caught and you were stealin' souls
The morgue wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just go around killing people
Sarafan Raziel: I'd like to see them spend a week
Without causin' some deceit
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in some mortal shoes
I think they'd stumble and they fall
They would fall
Everyone: Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If blood is such a problem
Well they got blood banks
Think we should rob them (rob them)
(They would fall, in the abyss)
(short intramental) (Turel comes running in and yells 'CORN!', followed by bringing in the monkeys) (The monkeys run about, the human Kain yells 'THE MONKEY! IT GETS ANNOYED!' as one attacks him.) (The monkeys start chasing Turel, and they run off stage.)
Everyone: O_O;;;
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If blood is such a problem
You got so many problems
Me: (hogging the spotlight)Think I could solve them!
Sarafan Raziel:Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
We'll take your blood, pillars, fangs, and flags just stop complainin'
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver
Lifestyles of the vamps and the reaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(It all stops)
Me: Whew!
Sarafan Raziel: Spotlight hog!
Me: Shut up!
Sarafan Rahab: What happened to the monkeys?
Sarafan Dumah: Dunno...
(monkeys screams and Turel are heard running backstage)
HA! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE TRUTH OR DARE ONE, SO GET YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN!!!!! ALSO REVIEW FOR THIS!!!!!