HEHEHE!! BEHOLD!
Me: (raises arms) Let the pain begin!
Melchiah: PAIN?!
Me: What? You thought this was going to be FUN?! HA! Fun for standers by, but not you! PREPARE!
Z-F Kat: Hey if you're going to do another truth or dare chapter, then I dare the lieutenants to eat 500 pounds of chocolate ice cream. *Evil laugh*
Lieutenants: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zephon: I just got rid of the weight from that 50 pound cake! (cries)
Me: (throws a 500 pound carton of ice cream at them, then tosses shovels) EAT UP!
Vampire Raziel: Shovels?!
Me: Its that or a dinky little ice cream spoon...
Dumah: I will not eat this ice cream!
Me: YES, you will!
Dumah: No, I won't!
Me: (glare) Alright then, don't eat it. We'll just see if you change your mind when I chain you to a pillar and force you listen to Ariel's lectures.
Dumah: (Look of horror) DEAR GOD NO! (eats)
Me: HAHAHA!
______1 year later_______
Me: (sleeping)
Zephon: (BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The entire place shakes)
Me: O_O;; (wakes up) Done?! FINALLY?!
Rahab: (all fat) Ye-Yes.
Turel: I..am...all.....fat.....now.
(none of them can move)
Vampire Raziel: (holding his head) The head...it aches...
Me: (blinks) Ok, what's next?
Evelin the Winged: Truth or dare? I dare Vorador to hug Sarafan Raziel while saying, "I love you." \_/
Vorador: NOOOOOO! He is ugly!
Sarafan Raziel: Oh, like you can talk. ; p
Me: Quit whining and just do it. How bad can it be?
Sarafan Raziel: BAD.
Vorador: REALLY BAD.
Me: Well, no one's going anywhere until you do.
(the lieutenants groan in pain as they strain to move)
Me: Well?
Vorador: (SIGH) Very well..(hugs Sarafan Raziel) (Sniff) I love you!
Sarafan Raziel: (cries)
(They both cry)
Both: I'm sorry! Your not THAT ugly!
Sarafan Raziel: Ok I'm done.
(Vorador doesn't let go)
Sarafan Raziel: Um..Ok...You can let go now..
Vorador: Ok, man! (Lets go)
Sarafan Raziel: Uh.(steps away)
Me: That was..interesting...Ok, NEXT!
Rocker Baby: Sarafan Raziel- I DARE THEE TO KISS ME! *puts on lipstick* ^^
Janos- I dare you to actually give away thy pineapples! D
Blood Omen Kain- *insert the most eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevilest of laughter* I DARE YOU TO KISS RAZIEL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sarafan Raziel: That laugh scares me. (puffs up chest) AHAHAHA!! Eat THAT, Vorador! Looks like I have a few fans, afterall! (smooch) AHAHAHA!!
Vorador: Don't get too confident, you overgrown pimple!
Sarafan Raziel:..(pouts)
Me: Don't worry, Raziel, I think you're cool!
Sarafan Raziel: (looks at me...then cries) NOOOOO!!!
(I punch him over the head)
Me: Anyway, you heard Rocker Baby, Janos! DROP THE PINEAPPLES!
(Everyone is shocked, close up of Janos)
Janos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! (runs in circles hugging pineapples)
Me: Janos.you MUST drop your pineapples!
Ariel: This could take awhile..
Me: Nonsense! This'll be easy. Just watch. (Grabs banana that appeared out of the blue, eats it, then places it in Janos' way)
Janos: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(falls, spilling pineapples everywhere) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: HAHAHA!! Dare complete!
(Janos cries)
Me: You can have them back at the end of the chapter.
(Janos still cries)
Me: And nooooooooooooooooooow..(drum roll) Blood Omen Kain, go give Raziel a (choke) kiss...
Blood Omen Kain: YAOI!! ITS ILLEGAL I TELL YOU! Uh...which one?
Soul Reaver Raziel: I have no lips! HAHAHA!
Sarafan Raziel: I uh..I..umm..ALREADY HAD MY DARE!
(BO Kain looks over at the Vampire Raziel, still sitting, holding his stomach, BO Kain shivers)
Vampire Raziel: What?
BO Kain: I'm just going to gag and apologize ahead of time..(GAAAAAAAAAAAAG!)
Vampire Raziel: For what?
BO Kain: (shivers, the peaks him on the lips) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls out mouthwash, gargles and gargles some more)
Vampire Raziel: (does the same)
Me: Oooooooook...moving on....
Angel-chan: How about... Have SR Raziel tell what he's afraid of... I also want to know: He's been so many different things - a Sarafan, a vampire, a Reaver of Souls, and the very Soul Reaver itself... How does he manage?! Also, does he ever get lonely, what with all this wandering all alone, not trusting anybody? *winks*
SR Raziel: Um...I'm afraid of.....SANTA CLAUS!!!! (cries) AND ITS I'D MUCH RATHER BE 69435940375397503947503457 DIFFERENT CREATURES THAN FACE THAT FAT MAN THAT SMELLS OF HAM! Although, I think bein' the Soul Reaver is kinda NEAT-O! * squints at Angel-chan* And I like my solitude! 'Sides, who has TIME to trust anybody? I am watching out for Santa, he will NOT give me underpants for Christmas again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: You took that suprisingly well...
SR Raziel: Yes, I am amazing, aren't I?
Me: (under her breath) No...
SR Raziel: What?
Me: I said I know. (crosses fingers behind back)
Angel-chan: How about have Kain dress up in a tootoo and dance around for at least ten minutes!! And it HAS to be ballet, none of that improv dancing stuff!
Me: HAHAHAHA! This should be great! Well, you heard Angel-chan, Kain! (tosses tootoo at him)
Kain: Where do you get all this stuff out of no where?
Me: Because I'm cool. ;p
Kain: (blinks) Oh, all right...(puts it on reluctantly)
Everyone: (keeping themselves from laughing)
Me: C'mon! Dance! And remember, NO improv!
Kain: But I don't know ballet..
Me: Do what you've seen, then!
Kain: (cries and starts)
Vorador: (laughing) This is priceless! (snaps a few pictures)
Kain: VORADOR! ONCE I'M DONE, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO DEAD!
Vorador: Come and get me, Swan Princess!!
(Kain looks like he's about to explode)
Me: (Bops Vorador over the head) Keep going Kain..Meanwhile, I have a 'special mention' today. Its not a truth or dare thing, but I about died laughing of this. FRYING PAN GIRL!
Frying Pan Girl: There goes Mobieus, floatin' down the Delaware chewin on his underwear never found another pair, ten days later, eaten by a polar bear and that was the end of hiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
Me: I LOVE THAT!! HEHEHEHEHE!
Kain: (still dancing) Can I stop now?
Me: Hm........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....HMMMMMMMMM!!!-No.
Kain: DAMMIT!!!!!!
THE END! Next up, a very special spectacular doom filled holiday thing for ya'll!!
Me: (raises arms) Let the pain begin!
Melchiah: PAIN?!
Me: What? You thought this was going to be FUN?! HA! Fun for standers by, but not you! PREPARE!
Z-F Kat: Hey if you're going to do another truth or dare chapter, then I dare the lieutenants to eat 500 pounds of chocolate ice cream. *Evil laugh*
Lieutenants: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zephon: I just got rid of the weight from that 50 pound cake! (cries)
Me: (throws a 500 pound carton of ice cream at them, then tosses shovels) EAT UP!
Vampire Raziel: Shovels?!
Me: Its that or a dinky little ice cream spoon...
Dumah: I will not eat this ice cream!
Me: YES, you will!
Dumah: No, I won't!
Me: (glare) Alright then, don't eat it. We'll just see if you change your mind when I chain you to a pillar and force you listen to Ariel's lectures.
Dumah: (Look of horror) DEAR GOD NO! (eats)
Me: HAHAHA!
______1 year later_______
Me: (sleeping)
Zephon: (BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The entire place shakes)
Me: O_O;; (wakes up) Done?! FINALLY?!
Rahab: (all fat) Ye-Yes.
Turel: I..am...all.....fat.....now.
(none of them can move)
Vampire Raziel: (holding his head) The head...it aches...
Me: (blinks) Ok, what's next?
Evelin the Winged: Truth or dare? I dare Vorador to hug Sarafan Raziel while saying, "I love you." \_/
Vorador: NOOOOOO! He is ugly!
Sarafan Raziel: Oh, like you can talk. ; p
Me: Quit whining and just do it. How bad can it be?
Sarafan Raziel: BAD.
Vorador: REALLY BAD.
Me: Well, no one's going anywhere until you do.
(the lieutenants groan in pain as they strain to move)
Me: Well?
Vorador: (SIGH) Very well..(hugs Sarafan Raziel) (Sniff) I love you!
Sarafan Raziel: (cries)
(They both cry)
Both: I'm sorry! Your not THAT ugly!
Sarafan Raziel: Ok I'm done.
(Vorador doesn't let go)
Sarafan Raziel: Um..Ok...You can let go now..
Vorador: Ok, man! (Lets go)
Sarafan Raziel: Uh.(steps away)
Me: That was..interesting...Ok, NEXT!
Rocker Baby: Sarafan Raziel- I DARE THEE TO KISS ME! *puts on lipstick* ^^
Janos- I dare you to actually give away thy pineapples! D
Blood Omen Kain- *insert the most eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevilest of laughter* I DARE YOU TO KISS RAZIEL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sarafan Raziel: That laugh scares me. (puffs up chest) AHAHAHA!! Eat THAT, Vorador! Looks like I have a few fans, afterall! (smooch) AHAHAHA!!
Vorador: Don't get too confident, you overgrown pimple!
Sarafan Raziel:..(pouts)
Me: Don't worry, Raziel, I think you're cool!
Sarafan Raziel: (looks at me...then cries) NOOOOO!!!
(I punch him over the head)
Me: Anyway, you heard Rocker Baby, Janos! DROP THE PINEAPPLES!
(Everyone is shocked, close up of Janos)
Janos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! (runs in circles hugging pineapples)
Me: Janos.you MUST drop your pineapples!
Ariel: This could take awhile..
Me: Nonsense! This'll be easy. Just watch. (Grabs banana that appeared out of the blue, eats it, then places it in Janos' way)
Janos: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(falls, spilling pineapples everywhere) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: HAHAHA!! Dare complete!
(Janos cries)
Me: You can have them back at the end of the chapter.
(Janos still cries)
Me: And nooooooooooooooooooow..(drum roll) Blood Omen Kain, go give Raziel a (choke) kiss...
Blood Omen Kain: YAOI!! ITS ILLEGAL I TELL YOU! Uh...which one?
Soul Reaver Raziel: I have no lips! HAHAHA!
Sarafan Raziel: I uh..I..umm..ALREADY HAD MY DARE!
(BO Kain looks over at the Vampire Raziel, still sitting, holding his stomach, BO Kain shivers)
Vampire Raziel: What?
BO Kain: I'm just going to gag and apologize ahead of time..(GAAAAAAAAAAAAG!)
Vampire Raziel: For what?
BO Kain: (shivers, the peaks him on the lips) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls out mouthwash, gargles and gargles some more)
Vampire Raziel: (does the same)
Me: Oooooooook...moving on....
Angel-chan: How about... Have SR Raziel tell what he's afraid of... I also want to know: He's been so many different things - a Sarafan, a vampire, a Reaver of Souls, and the very Soul Reaver itself... How does he manage?! Also, does he ever get lonely, what with all this wandering all alone, not trusting anybody? *winks*
SR Raziel: Um...I'm afraid of.....SANTA CLAUS!!!! (cries) AND ITS I'D MUCH RATHER BE 69435940375397503947503457 DIFFERENT CREATURES THAN FACE THAT FAT MAN THAT SMELLS OF HAM! Although, I think bein' the Soul Reaver is kinda NEAT-O! * squints at Angel-chan* And I like my solitude! 'Sides, who has TIME to trust anybody? I am watching out for Santa, he will NOT give me underpants for Christmas again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: You took that suprisingly well...
SR Raziel: Yes, I am amazing, aren't I?
Me: (under her breath) No...
SR Raziel: What?
Me: I said I know. (crosses fingers behind back)
Angel-chan: How about have Kain dress up in a tootoo and dance around for at least ten minutes!! And it HAS to be ballet, none of that improv dancing stuff!
Me: HAHAHAHA! This should be great! Well, you heard Angel-chan, Kain! (tosses tootoo at him)
Kain: Where do you get all this stuff out of no where?
Me: Because I'm cool. ;p
Kain: (blinks) Oh, all right...(puts it on reluctantly)
Everyone: (keeping themselves from laughing)
Me: C'mon! Dance! And remember, NO improv!
Kain: But I don't know ballet..
Me: Do what you've seen, then!
Kain: (cries and starts)
Vorador: (laughing) This is priceless! (snaps a few pictures)
Kain: VORADOR! ONCE I'M DONE, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO DEAD!
Vorador: Come and get me, Swan Princess!!
(Kain looks like he's about to explode)
Me: (Bops Vorador over the head) Keep going Kain..Meanwhile, I have a 'special mention' today. Its not a truth or dare thing, but I about died laughing of this. FRYING PAN GIRL!
Frying Pan Girl: There goes Mobieus, floatin' down the Delaware chewin on his underwear never found another pair, ten days later, eaten by a polar bear and that was the end of hiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
Me: I LOVE THAT!! HEHEHEHEHE!
Kain: (still dancing) Can I stop now?
Me: Hm........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....HMMMMMMMMM!!!-No.
Kain: DAMMIT!!!!!!
THE END! Next up, a very special spectacular doom filled holiday thing for ya'll!!