On Why Legolas Never Sits

by Erfaciel

Have you ever noticed the our favorite elf never sits down? Here's one explanation as to why........WARNING: This be slash! Also, explanation chapter added.

2. Explanation

Ok, this short little explanation chapter is here purely to thank those of you who reviewed, and to answer certain questions……*hehe* ^_^

So, first of all, THANK YOU!!!! You guys are great, and I'm glad that so many of you read, let alone enjoyed my story! (even if some didn't understand….*sweatdrops*) Even for those of you who didn't like it * glares * thank you for taking the time to read and review, I appreciate everything!

My thanks to:

Lady of Stars

Chrissy Greenleaf

Achika-chan

Noshaan

Lady Arabella Sedai

Celestra

Silver Dragon 2488

Cookiesandcreme

Cleopatra VII

Be'lea Fayr'wing

Jessie Weasley

Sophie V

Lil Loki Puck

Sakura

Rd

Addicted

Mercuryrising

Aha

Tori

Ivory Tower

Lou

Riekon

Sweet-e452

Clarista

ZonyBone

Autumn

Ice Demon

Thexquisitecorpse

Vana Burke

I'm sorry if I got anyone's name wrong! ^_~ What can I say, I'm not very good at typing!

Special Notes:

Hjjj: One question for you: Are you even literate?!

Believer: Thank you for the great review! I actually went back and watched the entire movie so that I could see if Legolas actually smoked in Moria. You are so right! ^_^

Camlost: Thank you soooo much for your wonderful review! I will try to write more LOTR in the future.

The Greenleaf One: Your review has to be the best review that I have ever gotten! *glomps * THANK YOU!!! You just made my entire day when I read that, and let me say, that is something because the day was pretty sucky up until that point! ^_^

And now, for the moment that you have all been waiting for…..* drumroll * THE EXPLANATION!

For those of you who did not understand the humor of my little story, a few key points.

!) Aragorn and Legolas are meant to be more than friends in this fic, they are meant to be lovers. Yes, that means that they are gay.

2) When I say lovers, I mean lovers. * giggles* Yeah, THAT kind of love.

3) Hopefully, I do not have to explain gay sex. Let's just say that a certain part of your anatomy gets used and abused if you are on bottom. (which Legolas is, all the time!)

4) Aragorn is a REALLY good lover. Has a lot of endurance, catch my drift?

So, to put it in plain and probably crude terms:

Aragorn and Legolas fuck too much and too hard, and poor little Legolas is always on bottom, which means that his behind is SORELY abused. ^_^

Thanks everybody and I hope that this clears it up!

More questions? E-mail me! ^_~ Ja.