ANIME MADNESS

PART 1!!!!!!

THE MADNESS BEGINS!rated pg-13 for language, Sarah's obsession for Vegeta, and the little picture Chibi Dark draws on the kitchen sink...



Jody: I'm kinda lonely. I know! I'll use my magic authoress powers to transport some of my fave anime characters here, and then I'll call Sarah! *gets the anime characters*

Bill the elf: What the hell?!? How did we get here?

Jody: I used my magic authoress powers! Let's see, we have Vegeta, Goku, Yugi, with Yami, of course *grabs his leg and latches on until she gets off a minute later*, Kaiba Boy, Peggysus, Bill the elf, Grandpa, and... HEY! GET OUT OF THE POP TARTS!

Dark Magician: Huh? *finds out the strawberry poptarts had been replaced with cabbage ones* AAACCCKKK! *starts puking all over floor*

All: O_O;

Jody: Awww, shit! My mom's gonna kill me! She just shampooed the carpet yesterday!

D.M: I'm sorry, I just really hate cabbage.

Grandpa: What's so wrong with cabbage?

Goku: I'm hungry!

Vegeta: Stop whining Kakarot! Now, will someone please tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

Jody: I was just bored, that's all. Now to call Sarah.

Vegeta: Isn't Sarah that girl that always tries to...

Jody: Yup! ^_^*

Vegeta: OH, SHIT! NOT AGAIN!

Jody: Wait! Before I call her I just have one thing to do. *turns to Bill with an evil smirk on her face* Did you know that I have read the ficcie where Dark got turned into a Chibi and had a habit of yanking on your ears?

Bill: Oh crap....

Jody: I CALL OPON THE MAGIC AUTHORESS POWERS TO TURN THIS..UMM...

GUY INTO A CHIBI!!!!!!!*poof* whala! ^_~

Chibi D.M: EARS!

Bill: OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Funny Bunny: Hey, Kaiba! * Grabs on to Kaiba's leg*

Kaiba: ARGH! *tries to kick it off, but funny bunny won't let go*

Funny Bunny: ^____________________________________^

Kaiba: GET THIS DAMN THING OFFA ME! *grabs crowbar and pries funny bunny off.

funny bunny runs over to Peggysus and gives Peggy a BIG hug*

Peggy: That's my boy! ^_^

Kaiba: You are a perverted bastard.

Peggy: Thank you!*curtsies*

All: -_-;

Jody: Now where was I...*Dials Sarah on the phone*

Sarah: Hello?

Jody: Hey, Sarah!

Sarah: Hi, Jody! What's up?

Jody: Nuthin' I just used my authoress powers to get some Anime people to come over. Including your veggie weggie!

Sarah: LET ME ATTEM!

Jody: Come over to my house to see em'! And if ya wanna, I could introduce you to Chibi Dark!

Sarah: I'll be right over!* comes over*

Jody: Wow, That was quick!

Sarah:VEGGIE WEGGIE!!!!!!!!

Vegeta:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: *drags Vegeta into a closet as screams are heard*

All: O_O;

Bill: AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK! I'm outta here! *jumps out window, screaming like a 10 year old girl that saw a snake and runs down the street*

Jody: Oooooo..K Now, where did that little rascal go. Oh, Darkie! Where are you? I have a cookie!

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This is the end of chappie 1. Will Darkie fall for the old cookie trick? what will become of Vegeta? Will Goku ever get any food? Why am I asking you all these questions? find out next time!

I do not own any of the animes in this fic.

That announcer guy from DBZ: In other news, a crazed screaming elf has been scouring the streets of Gingertown. He is said to be screaming something about the penguins stealing his sanity one by one, and how the evil little chipmunks are plotting his demise. He has been determined harmless. If you see him, just ignore him.