The Insane Author's Note's
Well people here is a very special Halloween treat for you all so I hope you enjoy. From what I have been told this just might be my weirdest idea yet. I have the ending of this year all ready planned out and it's going to be a creative one ^_^. Also The Excel Saga Crew Will be put into the story at the beginning of the next year even though nobody voted for it -_-0. So happy Halloween everyone and this little Angel Azrael ( my Halloween costume I made ^_^) will be partying the night away on a very bad sugar high. So till next time NYAN! =^_^= Torachan
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Evening had once more set in upon the castle and two lone boys who had no business being out of their beds were carefully making their way to the portrait door so that they could cause some greatly unneeded mischief.
"Whatcha doing!" Sang a pair of familiar voices as two forms landed in front of the now panicking boys.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhh, be quiet." Hissed Duo.
"I think I am going to have a heart attack." Sighed Shinji as he grasped his chest.
"What the fuck are you two doing., oh never mind that." Duo complained as he made his way back to the portrait hole.
"The question is what are you two doing?" Lucifer smirked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes, Dumbledore said we could eat anyone who was prowling the castle and you two sure look like prowlers." Tora laughed. The two boys gulped loudly as they stared wide eyed at the two vampires.
"Were, we were, ah." They stammered together looking for some excuse to be out and about.
"You were going to get little Draco for that trick he pulled at dinner on you two weren't ya?" Snickered Tora as her eyes lit up in amusement.
"How did you now?" Duo answered.
"Ah me knows many things kiddies, and me knows the perfect way at that." Tora laughed menacingly.
"Oh yes we do, grab two cantaloupes, a fish , some poster board and markers and meet us in front of the school doors in ten minutes." Lucifer laughed.
"Yes, yes this is going to be so goooood, can me get Ed, Ed so like yes, yes."
"Ah yeah, you know you're starting to sound like her you know." Lucifer stated as he raised an eyebrow at his demented sister.
"I am. Isn't that lovely." She cooed happily.
"What in the world are you.?" but before Duo could ask what they were up to they were gone.
"Those two really need to see a psychologist." Sighed Shinji while Dou stared onward dumbfounded.
Outside the Castle a little while later....
"Where did you get that thing!" shouted Shinji as he stared at the short 80's style blue dress that Tora was currently shoving over a drugged Draco's head.
"Ebay, amazing how fast things can be shipped these days ain't it." Tora laughed
"Let's put on more rouge and some more eye shadow and make snake boy look like clown." Ed laughed as she smeared brightly colored makeup across the boys face.
"Got the Cantaloupes." Chimed Duo as he high stepped closer with a wide grin spread across his face.
"Woo, that fish is stinky." Lucifer complained.
"Um what exactly is the fish for?" asked a confused Shinji.
"His pant's of course silly." Laughed Tora evilly, just than Spike walked by smoking his cigarette calmly stopping for a moment to gaze upon the busy group of teens.
"What are you up to?" he asked he raised a curious eyebrow towards them.
"Making mean Draco into a Hooker yes, yes." Laughed Ed as she clapped her feet together.
"Yeah, sure." He sighed as he turned and went on his way letting the group go back to their work.
"Hey who's doing the sign?" Asked Tora.
"I got it." Snickered Lucifer as he grabbed the markers and poster board.
"What in the hell are you up to." Groaned a stunned Kane.
"Hooker." Tora sang out as she pointed to the sleeping Draco.
"That's not a hooker, I'll show you a hooker. First of all you have to use latex paint not normal makeup you see it's brighter."
"Yes, yes go on." Snickered Ed.
"What the?" Now it was Kyo's turn to stare awestruck at the chaotic scene before him as he passed by. He bent down next to Lucifer and started to read the sign to himself.
"Aw man that's too corrupt even for me." He laughed as he walked away not wanting to be involved in this fiasco in any way. "Where oh where is my Valentine.." sang slimy voice from within the castle.
"Oh man what is it the up and about night tonight. Everyone run!" shouted Tora as everyone gathered up their supplies. Lucifer quickly stuffed the sign in the propped up Draco's hands before dashing off after the rest. Snape then finally emerged through the heavy doors carrying a box of chocolates for his new sweet heart. He stood and stared much like the others had at the scene before him. Draco was propped up against the wall all decked out in bright makeup and paint and a stuffed bra along with runny pantyhose and the sign. Snape read it carefully and grimaced in distaste.
"Really, I knew Lucious was into that rot but his son as well? What is this world coming to? Oh well, where oh where is my valentine." She continued singing as he stalked off into the darkness.
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The next morning the whole school was treated to the lovely scene of Draco being drugged through the great hall by his ear while Professor Mcgonagall ranted angrily at the boy's actions.
"He still looks doped up what did you use on him?" asked Duo.
"A sleeping spell, my sister really doesn't know her own strength at times." Laughed Lucifer. Harry busted out laughing not knowing the creators of this chaos but appreciating their creativity anyway.
"Used hooker for sale! Haha that is a bloody good one." Laughed Ron.
"Oh really." Stammered Hermione as she stifled her own laughter.
"Oh come on now, someone must want to make a bet on this fine used hooker. Do I hear a quarter, a quarter anyone." Tora shouted as she jumped up on the table.
"No, then I dime then, I'll even start it out. One dime for the used hooker, ah scratch that, I don't even think I would pay a penny for that one. Smells like fish." She laughed as she pinched her nose and waved her hand before her. Everyone was now in utter hysterics including Dumbledore.
"They're all freaking insane!" shouted Ranma as he pointed at the bewildered Draco.
"Uh-Huh." Sighed Akane as she stared in utter shock.
"Well you got you're revenge for that full body binding spell he did to ya the other day don't you think." Laughed Lucifer.
"That and then some." Bellowed Duo.
"Panties!" Shouted an all too familiar midget as he dashed forward out of nowhere and launched himself at the dazed boy. He stopped in mid air and landed on the table right in front of Harry.
"Not even I will touch those panties." Sighed Happosi.
"Freakish Panty thief, we meet again. Now you die!" shouted Tora as she darted down the table.
"Oh my lovely lady again how are you this day." He spoke as he took off once more at top speed with the vamp closely behind.
"Come back here ompa loompa!" she shouted in anger as she jumped to the floor and ran through the great hall doors after her quarry.
Well people here is a very special Halloween treat for you all so I hope you enjoy. From what I have been told this just might be my weirdest idea yet. I have the ending of this year all ready planned out and it's going to be a creative one ^_^. Also The Excel Saga Crew Will be put into the story at the beginning of the next year even though nobody voted for it -_-0. So happy Halloween everyone and this little Angel Azrael ( my Halloween costume I made ^_^) will be partying the night away on a very bad sugar high. So till next time NYAN! =^_^= Torachan
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Evening had once more set in upon the castle and two lone boys who had no business being out of their beds were carefully making their way to the portrait door so that they could cause some greatly unneeded mischief.
"Whatcha doing!" Sang a pair of familiar voices as two forms landed in front of the now panicking boys.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhh, be quiet." Hissed Duo.
"I think I am going to have a heart attack." Sighed Shinji as he grasped his chest.
"What the fuck are you two doing., oh never mind that." Duo complained as he made his way back to the portrait hole.
"The question is what are you two doing?" Lucifer smirked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes, Dumbledore said we could eat anyone who was prowling the castle and you two sure look like prowlers." Tora laughed. The two boys gulped loudly as they stared wide eyed at the two vampires.
"Were, we were, ah." They stammered together looking for some excuse to be out and about.
"You were going to get little Draco for that trick he pulled at dinner on you two weren't ya?" Snickered Tora as her eyes lit up in amusement.
"How did you now?" Duo answered.
"Ah me knows many things kiddies, and me knows the perfect way at that." Tora laughed menacingly.
"Oh yes we do, grab two cantaloupes, a fish , some poster board and markers and meet us in front of the school doors in ten minutes." Lucifer laughed.
"Yes, yes this is going to be so goooood, can me get Ed, Ed so like yes, yes."
"Ah yeah, you know you're starting to sound like her you know." Lucifer stated as he raised an eyebrow at his demented sister.
"I am. Isn't that lovely." She cooed happily.
"What in the world are you.?" but before Duo could ask what they were up to they were gone.
"Those two really need to see a psychologist." Sighed Shinji while Dou stared onward dumbfounded.
Outside the Castle a little while later....
"Where did you get that thing!" shouted Shinji as he stared at the short 80's style blue dress that Tora was currently shoving over a drugged Draco's head.
"Ebay, amazing how fast things can be shipped these days ain't it." Tora laughed
"Let's put on more rouge and some more eye shadow and make snake boy look like clown." Ed laughed as she smeared brightly colored makeup across the boys face.
"Got the Cantaloupes." Chimed Duo as he high stepped closer with a wide grin spread across his face.
"Woo, that fish is stinky." Lucifer complained.
"Um what exactly is the fish for?" asked a confused Shinji.
"His pant's of course silly." Laughed Tora evilly, just than Spike walked by smoking his cigarette calmly stopping for a moment to gaze upon the busy group of teens.
"What are you up to?" he asked he raised a curious eyebrow towards them.
"Making mean Draco into a Hooker yes, yes." Laughed Ed as she clapped her feet together.
"Yeah, sure." He sighed as he turned and went on his way letting the group go back to their work.
"Hey who's doing the sign?" Asked Tora.
"I got it." Snickered Lucifer as he grabbed the markers and poster board.
"What in the hell are you up to." Groaned a stunned Kane.
"Hooker." Tora sang out as she pointed to the sleeping Draco.
"That's not a hooker, I'll show you a hooker. First of all you have to use latex paint not normal makeup you see it's brighter."
"Yes, yes go on." Snickered Ed.
"What the?" Now it was Kyo's turn to stare awestruck at the chaotic scene before him as he passed by. He bent down next to Lucifer and started to read the sign to himself.
"Aw man that's too corrupt even for me." He laughed as he walked away not wanting to be involved in this fiasco in any way. "Where oh where is my Valentine.." sang slimy voice from within the castle.
"Oh man what is it the up and about night tonight. Everyone run!" shouted Tora as everyone gathered up their supplies. Lucifer quickly stuffed the sign in the propped up Draco's hands before dashing off after the rest. Snape then finally emerged through the heavy doors carrying a box of chocolates for his new sweet heart. He stood and stared much like the others had at the scene before him. Draco was propped up against the wall all decked out in bright makeup and paint and a stuffed bra along with runny pantyhose and the sign. Snape read it carefully and grimaced in distaste.
"Really, I knew Lucious was into that rot but his son as well? What is this world coming to? Oh well, where oh where is my valentine." She continued singing as he stalked off into the darkness.
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The next morning the whole school was treated to the lovely scene of Draco being drugged through the great hall by his ear while Professor Mcgonagall ranted angrily at the boy's actions.
"He still looks doped up what did you use on him?" asked Duo.
"A sleeping spell, my sister really doesn't know her own strength at times." Laughed Lucifer. Harry busted out laughing not knowing the creators of this chaos but appreciating their creativity anyway.
"Used hooker for sale! Haha that is a bloody good one." Laughed Ron.
"Oh really." Stammered Hermione as she stifled her own laughter.
"Oh come on now, someone must want to make a bet on this fine used hooker. Do I hear a quarter, a quarter anyone." Tora shouted as she jumped up on the table.
"No, then I dime then, I'll even start it out. One dime for the used hooker, ah scratch that, I don't even think I would pay a penny for that one. Smells like fish." She laughed as she pinched her nose and waved her hand before her. Everyone was now in utter hysterics including Dumbledore.
"They're all freaking insane!" shouted Ranma as he pointed at the bewildered Draco.
"Uh-Huh." Sighed Akane as she stared in utter shock.
"Well you got you're revenge for that full body binding spell he did to ya the other day don't you think." Laughed Lucifer.
"That and then some." Bellowed Duo.
"Panties!" Shouted an all too familiar midget as he dashed forward out of nowhere and launched himself at the dazed boy. He stopped in mid air and landed on the table right in front of Harry.
"Not even I will touch those panties." Sighed Happosi.
"Freakish Panty thief, we meet again. Now you die!" shouted Tora as she darted down the table.
"Oh my lovely lady again how are you this day." He spoke as he took off once more at top speed with the vamp closely behind.
"Come back here ompa loompa!" she shouted in anger as she jumped to the floor and ran through the great hall doors after her quarry.