"^-^ Hello author here I have the next installment of Mixed Nuts here for all of you to view. I am currently working on the summer adventure and year two at the moment just so you know. The summer adventure has some VERY original Ideas in it ^_^ I will tell you this it is a Inuyasha crossover and has some very interesting ideas containing catnip. ^_^ And guaranteed Kane won't like it. ^_^ The insanity will grow to enormous proportion during year two especially when the castle is taken over by well, that will be my secret for know, the gremlins in my head tell me not to discuss that yet. ^-^ So enjoy the story and remember I will have some artwork on this series hopefully in the next couple of weeks on my web site so stop by once in a while and check it out. www.geocities.com/pixie_tora oh and I don't own any of the characters except "Shadow Night's" their mine ^_^ Yes so please don't sue me and leave reviews. Yummy Yummy. ^_^





"Hey have you seen Tora she promised to meet me." Sighed Ranma as he approached Harry and Ron who were walking up the stairs.

"No, haven't seen her since this morning." Harry replied.

"Where could she have..." He was interrupted as a blur of green and brown whooshed past upon a skateboard.

"What THE! Everyone shouted as they stared at what appeared to be Happosai dressed up as an oompa loompa going down the hall. Lucifer was panting heavily as he stopped before the group resting with his hands upon his knees.

"That thing has even me tired." He panted.

"Tell me about it, but why does he look like that?" Raman asked as he starred in disbelief at his father's teacher as he started a chorus of the ompa loompa song.

" I meant to freeze him when my sister started screaming about the ompa loompa and well that came out." He explained as he pointed to the panty thief who was trying to remove the wig from his head as he sang.

"That's just creepy." Ron sighed as he stared at the little freak.

"Come back here you freak from hell!" Tora shouted as she ran through with a trail of dust kicking up behind her. She chased Happosai directly in the direction of a closed off wall where somehow he managed to skate up the side of the wall as Tora was propelled through it unable to stop. When the dust cleared everyone peered in just in time to see Tora jump upon a desk where Mr. Shido stared at her very surprised at the sudden intrusion. She preformed a quick about face sending papers everywhere as she charged off the desk in the opposite direction after her quarry that sped away upon the skate board.

"I think I may be drinking to much." Misato hiccupped as she strolled on by with a can of beer in her hand.

"I don't think I am drinking enough." Sighed Shido as Riho peered into his office to see what was going on.

"Oh Shido what happened." Riho asked in concern.

"You don't want to know Riho, You don't want to know." He cried as he shook his head.

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"There's only a few more days of school left and nada has happened. We need a challenge Shinji." Complained Duo.

"I know what you mean I'm bored." Shinji cried.

"Shinji!"

"Oh no Asuka!" Shinji cried.

"Run man I'll cover ya." Duo whispered as Shinji ran for his life.

"Where's Shinji, the dork mussed up by beautiful eva with that one of his splashing mud all over it." She complained as she stamped her foot against the ground.

"I don't know, haven't seen him all day." Duo sighed.

"Really, that boy needs to be taught a lesson." She complained as she stormed away.

"Still haven't' caught that fricking, ^%&* &^& @@## (& ^%%$ ^%^ $$#@$$ $$" Cursed Tora as she strolled back to the castle alongside Edward. Another useless day of Happosai hunting gone awry, and she wouldn't be able to do it again for another year.

"Hey I smell blood." She smiled as she perked up looking around. From somewhere behind the castle Duo heard the starting of one of the eva's starting up. All three of them rushed over to see what was the matter. They arrived to find a severely bloodied Ranma being restrained by a mass of dark hair while Shinji prepared to fight some bustly woman with short Black hair wearing ninja gear.

"My name is Yura of Hair and I will defeat you all for the sake of Lord Voldemort!" she announced. Duo rushed forward to help Shinji climbing into his own Gundam as Ed and Tora sat upon the ground whipping up a bowel of popcorn with their wands.

"Hey what's up with them." Asked Lucifer as he sat next to his sister.

"Bad guy, let's watch." She hushed her brother as she watched the fight.

"You know they should really tell us ahead a time before the attack that way we could sell tickets and split the proceeds amongst each other." He commented as he grabbed a handful of popcorn and watched the bloodshed start.

"Me smell yummy." Cooed Azeusa as she sat next to the others as well.

"You can feed on the loser okay Azeusa." Lucifer smiled.

"MMMMmmmmm. loser taste good." She smiled.

"Hey what's going on someone showing a movie?" asked Kane as he joined the party as well.

"Sort of." Tora muttered as she stuffed her mouth full of popcorn.

"Hey I haven't kicked you in the nuts lately. Come here." She smiled as Kane inched away nervously while covering his naughty bits.

"Hey look the hair is getting tighter on Ranma. It looks like he's going to pass out." Tora announced full of enthusiasm as blood trickled down the strands. The gang watched as blow from blow was dealt until in the end a wad of hair restrained the Gundam and the Eva's.

"Man I wonder if she'll exterminate the midget for us, she's good." Tora smiled.

"Ooooohhhh Ed wants to play." Ed cooed happily.

"Will someone get off their duff and help us out here!" Shouted a panicked Ranma.

"Oh well, send a vampire to do a mans job how typical." She shrugged as she walked up to the woman who was preparing to decapitate her attackers.

"Hello there, Yura of Hair was it?" She asked cheerfully. "Why are you doing this carnage?"

"Cause Lord Voldemort commanded it." She explained as she combed her hair with a small old style comb for the dead.

((Author here if you don't know she's from the series Inuyasha, Yura of Hair who is basically a really pissed off comb demon who has the shape of a shapely young woman with black hair, she controls hair with her red comb and they are as sharp as wires and can kill. Thank you))

"Oh Yura you don't want to be a villain, I mean where does it get you. Loose an arm here a leg there. Go to the hospital to get it sewn back on just to find out that they can't but they end up kicking you out before you fully recover anyway cause of the crappy health insurance sending you home in pain and then when you go to get prosthetic limbs they say you can't have them cause they don't cover cosmetic supplies. What the hell is up with that anyway it's a leg, I would say it was a necessity not an optional feature like having frigging cup holders in your car." Tora explained with a smiled.

"Hey I never thought about it that way." Yura thought out loud.

"Yeah, messy business, hey I know why don't you open a hair salon. You like hair right?" Tora smiled insanely.

"Hey I always wanted to do that you know." She replied surprised.

"There you go, open your own little shop, make your own hours. What's the worse that could happen, somebody complains. Easily fixed just nix them off and hide the body in the hair barrel" She smiled.

"Hair taste good." Smiled Azeusa as the others starred at her not knowing who was crazier at the moment Tora or her.

"No longer loosing limbs or fearing being disemboweled or punched through the chest by some heroic dog demon." She went on to explain. Yura suddenly turned around and walked off.

"Hey where are you going!" Shouted an angered Ranma still ensnared in hair.

"Do what you want boys I am looking into this alternate lifestyle." She waved back over her shoulder.

"Did I just hear what I thought I heard?" Asked Shinji.

"I think so?" Replied a Dazed Duo from inside his Gundam.

"What's going on guys?" Asked Harry as he walked up from behind with Ron and Hermione close behind.

"I just reformed a villain." giggled Tora happily.

"Ed says that was no fun. Ed wanted to see boom BOOM, bang! KABOOM!" She shouted a little disappointed at the turn of advents.

"I should be a psychiatrist, I'm good." Tora smirked pleased with herself.

"Hey Azeusa want me to help you first?" She asked as she bent down to look her in the face.

"Azeusa not home at the moment please leave a message at the sound of the beep, BEEEEP." She whispered eerily.

"I don't think you should be helping anyone dear sister before you have been seen by the nut doctor yourself." Lucifer sighed.

"Oh shut up Luci baby who asked you." She snapped still not relinquishing the silly smile from her face.

"Um, okay why is Ranma tied up in a ball of hair?" asked Harry as he spotted the unusual mess before him.

"Yeah what's with all the hair?" asked Ron looking about at the tied up meachas

"Don't ask." Groaned Ranma, Duo and Shinji all at the same time.

"Ask, Ask, Ask!" Laughed Ed as she clapped her feet together happily.

"Is everyone okay I thought I heard screaming, oh it's only you." Shido called out as he approached, starting to groan as he spotted the grinning Tora and her sighing brother.

"We took care of villan named Yura. Yep, Yep." Ed announced to Shido.

"Oh where is she?" He asked as he looked about for the body.

"Went to start a hair dressing business." Tora smiled.

"A what?" He asked not believing it. On second thought with this insane girl around anything was possible.

"Yep, Yep, True. Edward saw whole thing." Ed smiled as she flipped her goggles on making a screen appear before her replaying the whole scene.

"I don't know what was scarier the thought of us not knowing all of this was going on out here or the thought of Tora being a psychiatrist." Shido groaned.

"I think the thought of her being a psychiatrist." Snickered Kane.

"That's it some one's getting their knackers in their throat!" Screamed a playful Tora as she started to chase her brother's fledgling.

"Oooohhh Ed have fun now." Ed laughed.

"Why's that?" asked Hermione.

"Tora wearing steel tip combat boots today." She smiled. All the male members of the party groaned as they cupped their selves in knowing pain, even Hermione grimaced at this announcement.

"FOUR!" Tora screeched as her foot meet its target.

"AhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!" Everyone winced as the vamp was sent painfully down sounding like a high-pitched voiced girl.

"YaY! He, he, he, he, Ed like do again, Do again!" Chimed Ed gleefully for she finally got to see comic pain today, Tora brushed her hands together as she walked happily away from her victim.

"Hey will somebody get us out of here!" Shouted Ranma not very pleased at being forgotten as the group walked away back to the castle seemingly forgetting to release the hairy captives.

"This isn't fair!" complained Duo

"Fuck no!" cursed Shinji. Duo looked over worriedly to his friend.

"Man you have been hanging around me a lot your starting to even sound like me." He spoke as he looked over to the direction of the eva

"Oh sorry." He apologized.

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The train was rolling through the countryside as the new friends bid their finale farewell for the year. It was a bitter sweet moment everyone having made new friends and even in some cases new love.

"I can't wait to see Snapey Poo again." Teared Faye as she dabbed her eye with a handkerchief.

"Your only saying that cause you can't wait to get more diamonds and cash off of him." Jet answered.

"Your damn right." She replied in her mock upsetment.

"Ed want Tora to visit, Ed so bored without crazy vamp around." Ed cooed sadly as she gave Tora a hug.

"Right I will, you visit too you hear." She told her friend.

"Shinji, we have to do this again sometime." Laughed Duo as he slapped his friend on the back.

"Yeah lovely, let's do." He groaned as he rubbed the bruises on his head from the last battle and the after math of Asuka's beating for leaving her out.

"You know Professor Shido looked unusually happy when we all got on the train." Hermione commented.

"He even helped us to load our stuff wasn't that nice." Tora smiled.

"The man looked on the verge of a nervous breakdown, he really should calm down." Lucifer commented. His sister nodded her head in agreement as she jumped in Kyo's lap.

"Wasn't it nice though that Dumbledore let us keep these crystals, now we can spend the whole summer in the sun together." She smiled as she nuzzled her love.

"Yeah, I am starting to wonder on that mans sanity. It's like asking the devil hey do you want a pitchfork?" He replied sarcastically before giving her a quick kiss.

"Ranma?" asked Akane as she entered the compartment.

"Huh?" He answered as he turned to look at her.

"I made you a snack." She blushed as she shoved something purple and gooey into his face.

"Huh, Thanks." He replied nervously as he stared at the concoction.

"What is it?" He asked at last.

"Chicken." She smiled He waited till she wasn't looking and bent underneath the seat to try to give it to Ein who yelped and ran away jumping into Ed's lap. Akane caught this out of the corner of her eye and started fuming.

"Ranma!" She shouted as she whipped out her mallet.

"Oh no." He wined.

"DIE!" She shouted as she chased him out of the compartment.

"Ed want see, Ed want see!" Edward chanted as she tore out of their with Ein running behind her barking.

"Cool Bloodshed. Shall we?" Asked at Tora.

"Lets." Smiled Lucifer as they pursued after the arguing couple.

"I want a puppy!" Screamed Azeusa as she ran after the two.

"Oh well we might as well go see too." Groaned Duo as Shinji up followed him.

"Hey aren't you going to see too?" Asked Harry as he starred over at Kyo who sat with his arms crossed before him smiling.

"Hell no I might have only a few moments of peace before we get home an I am going to enjoy it." He smirked.

"I know what you mean." Harry groaned not looking forward to seeing his uncle or cousin either.

"This year was probably the most insane of them all." Contemplated Ron.

"Yeah, I wonder what will happen next year?" Harry pondered as he looked out the window while a loud explosion was heard at the other end of the train, Ranma being the recipient~

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Well folks end of year one. I will eventually get around to year two but I am going to take a short break for now. Maybe I'll have something for a Christmas treat for you all ^_^. I am going to do some pictures from different scenes of my story hopefully and post them on my web page but don't expect that till after Thanksgiving, me a very busy girl, yep, yep. And remember Check out my forums at my web site www.geocities.com/pixie_tora. I always like a little input or chat. =^_^=