A Matter of We
By Anime no Miko
You know the disclaimer. Let's save me that.
Thanks for your review Shuro and lil azn mystikal girl. Here, Aoshi will give you a kiss. ^_^
Notes: title to be changed, as actual fanfic starts ... just trying...again
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~°~ °~ Backstage ~°~ °~
Katia: "Make yourself comfortable, Aoshi. Here *hands him a cup of tea from the Aoiya* take this--"
Tae (appearing out of the blue): "Konnichiwa, Aoshi-san." *smiles and bows*
Aoshi: *looks up and bows his head in acknowledgement* "Konnichiwa." (attention back to his tea and meditation)
Tae: (turning to Katia) *glares...looks unusually threatening, dish tray raised* "Anime no Miko-sama! If I'm not mistaken -and I am *makes emphasis* NOT-, you said that the Akabeko was to be the official restaurant for this fanfic. Why are you giving Aoshi-san tea from the Aoiya?!!"
Katia: (being caught) "Tae?! *stirs nervously* You ain't suppose to be here yet." 'Who the hell took Tae out of my anime plushie box? I'll find out later.' *puts her hands on Tae's shoulders leading her out* "Tae, this is Aoshi. Remember? He lives at the Aoiya and drinks their tea EVERY single day of the year, so uhh ... he's kinda accustomed to it ... err... it's like an habit, tradition, you know ... hehehe" *laughs nervously* "And it wouldn't be nice if I deny Aoshi one of his few pleasures in live. Now, would it?"
Tae: (slightly touched) "err...no..I didn't mean it like that. Not at all." (back somewhat to normal-self)
Aoshi: *sips his tea happily?* "The best." (referring to the tea)
Tae: (owner of the Akabeko and businesswoman side takes over her normal- cheery-self) Demo! That's. NOT. The. Point. Now. Anime no Miko-sama! You should already know that tea from the Akabeko is the best of the best -- "
Aoshi: *raises one eyebrow*
Tae: "-- and that this *picks up the teapot and pours the liquid on the floor* liquid the Aoiya dares to call tea, is a --"
Katia: (sweating blood) "Ssshhhhh.... *looks around as if searching for something or someone* Stop, Tae! Otherwise --"
Too late.
Tae: *screams exploding* "--is a SECOND-RATE CHEAPPIE beverage!!!"
Two figures in legs-revealing ninja outfits appear in scene as if summoned by the directed insult. Both noticeable more than upset. Both enraged.
Katia: "Oh, my god! I suspected this. Okon, Omasu, as I told Tae, you ain't suppose to be here. 'Again, who the hell took'em out?!!' "
Okon and Omasu: (ignoring Katia and staring daggers at a tea-berserk Tae) "Dare repeat that, you dummy weird Akabeko waitress!"
Tae: "Which part, slut-looking women? *points to their indecently uncovered legs* That the Akabeko is the best or that your Aoiya 'tea' is a second- rate cheappie and awful excuse for tea! By the way, I AM the owner!"
Certain red-haired swordsman materializes and sits next to Aoshi.
Katia: *notices Kenshin* 'Great!! Now Kenshin! (not that I mind the view though ^_~ ) This is just SO great! Wait 'til I put my hands on you, anime plushie releaser. Arghh!! '
Kenshin: "Aoshi-san --"
Aoshi: "Battousai ..."
Kenshin: "So you like to drink a 'second-rate cheappie and awful excuse for tea', ne? ^_^x "
Aoshi: -.-' *sweat drops*
Omasu hits Kenshin on the head *hard* with a big mace (from a private collection) Filia (Slayers Try) hands her.
Kenshin: "Oroo..." @ . @ x
Katia: "Filia??!! Great! Wait! Filia? That means ... Oh no... Xelloss!! Xelloss, you 'sore wa himitsu desu' *cute* (huh?? wait! this is not the time to think of that! *hits herself*) trickster, come out where I can see you!!!"
Aoshi: "I sense a presence ... an evil chi."
Tae, Okon, Omasu: *eyes wide, and finally, mouths shut!!*
Xelloss appears behind Filia.
Okon and Omasu: "Handsome!"
Xelloss casts them one of his trademark sexy yet innocent? and cheery smiles. (A/N: I just love Xelloss, don't you? ^_^ )
Okon and Omasu: "Sexy, but too innocent (lol, this prove they don't know each others...duhh!! obviously! it's RK Vs. Slayers...duh!!). I like him, but Hiko-sensei is THE MAN." *eyes replaced by popping hearts*
~°~ °~ certain cabin in the hills, Kyoto ~°~ °~
Hiko: "Aaaachoo! *sneezes* What's my baka-deshi up to now? *gulps down his tenth sake bottle in the day* I just finished making this jumbo- sized pail for him to look for water when he comes visit me again. Not that I want though. I just have the feeling he will."
~°~ °~ back to the studio ... backstage ~°~ °~
Xelloss: "Nice bow, Filia-chan. Pink is not my color but I can stand it." *smirks*
Filia's tail had popped out her pink dress. Tae, Okon and Omasu gasp. Aoshi glances. Filia blushes furiosuly. Embarrassed, she pulls down her skirt taking care to cover her rebellious tail.
Filia: *turns around and yells so loud the whole scenario shakes* "Mazoku!!!! You low life!! You killed my race mercilessly. *takes out her improved super-sized and recently shined mace labeled 'exclusively to hit the Mazoku' aiming to Xelloss head* Assassin!!"
Kenshin's eyes pop open. His eyebrows twitch and his violet eyes gleam dangerously. Filia had unknowingly awaken the dormant Battousai.
Aoshi: "Battousai.."
The rest except Katia hides (A/N: This is one of the priviledges for being the sole director of the whole silly stuff. ^_^ ). Katia grabs her pencil case, takes out the magic eraser, and rubs away Kenshin's name on the manuscript. Battousai dissapears to the relief of everyone. Aoshi goes back to tea-sipping and meditation while the rest make a recall of the events. Filia recovers first as Xelloss is distracted thinking seriously about recruiting Kenshin ... ahem ... Battousai, as a mazoku. Filia's mace misses Xelloss' head for milimeters. Xelloss IS Xelloss!
Okon: "How could you call us sluts??!!"
Omasu: "Just because we've got our nicely shapped legs exposed doesn't mean we want to!! *Xelloss raises an eyebrow* er...well, we do like it, but --"
Katia: "--that's not the point?"
Okon and Omasu: "Yes!!" *assert promptly*
Tae and Filia: *sweat drop*
Filia: "Anyways, Okon-san, Omasu-san, I DO think your ninja outfits are a little bit --"
Tae. *disagrees* "I would say 'a big deal'
Filia: "-- are a big deal revelatory! And that's not good seen for ladies."
Xelloss: *eyeing Okon and Omasu* "I don't mind the look." *smiles* "Not at all."
Okon and Omasu blush bright crimson under Xelloss scrutinity. Filia fumes and Tae shrugs.
Xelloss: "And who are you to teach decency, Filia-chan? I can see your black stockings *and more* every time you take out that horrible mace of yours from under your skirt. *smiles an evil-sexy smile*
Right before Filia gets any chances to actually hit Xelloss on his *cute* (here I go again, lol! ^_~ ) face, Katia stops everyone's advance.
Katia: *screaming REALLY loud* "Enough!! I've already got a heavy headache because of your tea-fighting, so please --"
Tae: "Akabeko's tea rules!! Akabeko is number one in tea!"
Tsubame: (appearing suddenly next to Tae with freshly printed Akabeko's promotional phamphlets in hands) *tuggles Tae's sleeves* "Tae-san, we are not only #1 in tea, but also in foods and desserts and service, remember?"
Katia. "Ts-Tsubame? You too!?" *faints*
Xelloss appears behind Katia catching her before she hits the uncarpeted floor (geezz...*nods* that's how short of money we are!!). The Mazoku carries Katia in his *strong* arms towards the director's room, and gently deposites her on the nearby bed next to where Aoshi sits.
Katia: (in a murmur, as low as possible) "Psst ... Xelloss, carry me back to where the girls are, will you? *puppy eyes* "
Xelloss: *smiling sweetly* "As you wish, Katia-chan."
Katia: "Yea..but not for this will I allow you to wander around for the rest of this fanfic, heh! As much as I would like to, Xelloss." *smiles up at a tricked trickster!*
Xelloss and Katia return (they were away for few minutes) to find that Okon and Omasu has just came back from the Aoiya with promotional phamphlets - Okina's creative art - Each pair (Tae/Tsubame Vs. Okon/Omasu) walking around the studio handing phamphlets and offering a taste of their respective restaurant's tea and desserts. And Filia? She have taken out her tea set and now sits on widespread picnic blanket enjoying some tea.
All the staff is either eating or sipping tea, or both! All the workplaces abandoned!! All the fanfic forgotten!!
Katia: *REALLY mad this time* "Enoughhh!!!!!!!!!! (to the staff) Back to work!!!" *reaches her pocket and takes out a magic powder* "Tae-san, Okon- san, Omasu-san, Tsubame-chan, Filia-san, and Xe--"
Xelloss: *kisses Katia on her cheek* "I'll go by myself, Katia-chan. Mazoku are allergic to that powder." *winks*
Filia fumes. Tae, Okon, Omasu, and Tsubame giggle.
Xelloss: *blows a kiss towards Filia* "Catch it, Filia-chan."
Okon: "What was that for, Xelloss-san?"
Omasu: "Filia-san, are you red of fuming or blushing??" *Tsubame giggles*
Tae: "Ah!! Xelloss-chan and Filia-san know each other *very* well, ne Xelloss-san?"
Katia: "Ohh no!! Tae-san, you asked Xelloss a question?!!"
Xelloss: *smirks* "Sore wa himitsu desu! *winks and dissapears -- back to my anime plushie box, where else? ^_^ Hope so, cause Sou-chan's plushie is still on my bed! o.o) *Filia fumes even more.*
Katia: "Maa..maa..That is Xelloss. Oh well..Where was I? Ahh yes! Girls, please come closer. *they do, cautiously as they notice Katia's mischievous smile, but they do* I h-a-t-e to do this, but for the fanfic's welfare, I must." *sprinkles magic powder all over Tae, Tsubame, Okon and Omasu. They turn back into plushies. Katia breaths again.*
~°~ °~ on stage ~°~ °~
Misao: (as impatient as ever) "What the heck is going on?! Ka-ti- a!!!!!!!! All the fuss about being late, and look, Where on earth is everyone???!!!"
Soujiro: "Misao-chan, calm down. I'm sure Katia-chan have a good reason for the delayment." *smiles knowingly*
Misao: "What do you know??!" *barks* "And wipe that smile off your face, please??!" *annoyed as Soujiro smiles again* KA--TI--A!!!!!!!"
~°~ °~ director's room, backstage ~°~ °~
Katia: "Aoshi, we'll have to leave the fun for later. *winks* I need you on an important mission. *laughs evilly* You'll pay for this, anime plushie releaser!! Whoever you are, Aoshi will see that you pay!!!!"
Aoshi: *looks up, kodachis firmly gripped*
TBC -- this silly thing
TBS -- the fanfic with Soujiro/Misao pairing, lol!
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Wohhohooo... Xelloss kissed me!!!! *drools* Ja-ne!! ^_^
By Anime no Miko
You know the disclaimer. Let's save me that.
Thanks for your review Shuro and lil azn mystikal girl. Here, Aoshi will give you a kiss. ^_^
Notes: title to be changed, as actual fanfic starts ... just trying...again
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~°~ °~ Backstage ~°~ °~
Katia: "Make yourself comfortable, Aoshi. Here *hands him a cup of tea from the Aoiya* take this--"
Tae (appearing out of the blue): "Konnichiwa, Aoshi-san." *smiles and bows*
Aoshi: *looks up and bows his head in acknowledgement* "Konnichiwa." (attention back to his tea and meditation)
Tae: (turning to Katia) *glares...looks unusually threatening, dish tray raised* "Anime no Miko-sama! If I'm not mistaken -and I am *makes emphasis* NOT-, you said that the Akabeko was to be the official restaurant for this fanfic. Why are you giving Aoshi-san tea from the Aoiya?!!"
Katia: (being caught) "Tae?! *stirs nervously* You ain't suppose to be here yet." 'Who the hell took Tae out of my anime plushie box? I'll find out later.' *puts her hands on Tae's shoulders leading her out* "Tae, this is Aoshi. Remember? He lives at the Aoiya and drinks their tea EVERY single day of the year, so uhh ... he's kinda accustomed to it ... err... it's like an habit, tradition, you know ... hehehe" *laughs nervously* "And it wouldn't be nice if I deny Aoshi one of his few pleasures in live. Now, would it?"
Tae: (slightly touched) "err...no..I didn't mean it like that. Not at all." (back somewhat to normal-self)
Aoshi: *sips his tea happily?* "The best." (referring to the tea)
Tae: (owner of the Akabeko and businesswoman side takes over her normal- cheery-self) Demo! That's. NOT. The. Point. Now. Anime no Miko-sama! You should already know that tea from the Akabeko is the best of the best -- "
Aoshi: *raises one eyebrow*
Tae: "-- and that this *picks up the teapot and pours the liquid on the floor* liquid the Aoiya dares to call tea, is a --"
Katia: (sweating blood) "Ssshhhhh.... *looks around as if searching for something or someone* Stop, Tae! Otherwise --"
Too late.
Tae: *screams exploding* "--is a SECOND-RATE CHEAPPIE beverage!!!"
Two figures in legs-revealing ninja outfits appear in scene as if summoned by the directed insult. Both noticeable more than upset. Both enraged.
Katia: "Oh, my god! I suspected this. Okon, Omasu, as I told Tae, you ain't suppose to be here. 'Again, who the hell took'em out?!!' "
Okon and Omasu: (ignoring Katia and staring daggers at a tea-berserk Tae) "Dare repeat that, you dummy weird Akabeko waitress!"
Tae: "Which part, slut-looking women? *points to their indecently uncovered legs* That the Akabeko is the best or that your Aoiya 'tea' is a second- rate cheappie and awful excuse for tea! By the way, I AM the owner!"
Certain red-haired swordsman materializes and sits next to Aoshi.
Katia: *notices Kenshin* 'Great!! Now Kenshin! (not that I mind the view though ^_~ ) This is just SO great! Wait 'til I put my hands on you, anime plushie releaser. Arghh!! '
Kenshin: "Aoshi-san --"
Aoshi: "Battousai ..."
Kenshin: "So you like to drink a 'second-rate cheappie and awful excuse for tea', ne? ^_^x "
Aoshi: -.-' *sweat drops*
Omasu hits Kenshin on the head *hard* with a big mace (from a private collection) Filia (Slayers Try) hands her.
Kenshin: "Oroo..." @ . @ x
Katia: "Filia??!! Great! Wait! Filia? That means ... Oh no... Xelloss!! Xelloss, you 'sore wa himitsu desu' *cute* (huh?? wait! this is not the time to think of that! *hits herself*) trickster, come out where I can see you!!!"
Aoshi: "I sense a presence ... an evil chi."
Tae, Okon, Omasu: *eyes wide, and finally, mouths shut!!*
Xelloss appears behind Filia.
Okon and Omasu: "Handsome!"
Xelloss casts them one of his trademark sexy yet innocent? and cheery smiles. (A/N: I just love Xelloss, don't you? ^_^ )
Okon and Omasu: "Sexy, but too innocent (lol, this prove they don't know each others...duhh!! obviously! it's RK Vs. Slayers...duh!!). I like him, but Hiko-sensei is THE MAN." *eyes replaced by popping hearts*
~°~ °~ certain cabin in the hills, Kyoto ~°~ °~
Hiko: "Aaaachoo! *sneezes* What's my baka-deshi up to now? *gulps down his tenth sake bottle in the day* I just finished making this jumbo- sized pail for him to look for water when he comes visit me again. Not that I want though. I just have the feeling he will."
~°~ °~ back to the studio ... backstage ~°~ °~
Xelloss: "Nice bow, Filia-chan. Pink is not my color but I can stand it." *smirks*
Filia's tail had popped out her pink dress. Tae, Okon and Omasu gasp. Aoshi glances. Filia blushes furiosuly. Embarrassed, she pulls down her skirt taking care to cover her rebellious tail.
Filia: *turns around and yells so loud the whole scenario shakes* "Mazoku!!!! You low life!! You killed my race mercilessly. *takes out her improved super-sized and recently shined mace labeled 'exclusively to hit the Mazoku' aiming to Xelloss head* Assassin!!"
Kenshin's eyes pop open. His eyebrows twitch and his violet eyes gleam dangerously. Filia had unknowingly awaken the dormant Battousai.
Aoshi: "Battousai.."
The rest except Katia hides (A/N: This is one of the priviledges for being the sole director of the whole silly stuff. ^_^ ). Katia grabs her pencil case, takes out the magic eraser, and rubs away Kenshin's name on the manuscript. Battousai dissapears to the relief of everyone. Aoshi goes back to tea-sipping and meditation while the rest make a recall of the events. Filia recovers first as Xelloss is distracted thinking seriously about recruiting Kenshin ... ahem ... Battousai, as a mazoku. Filia's mace misses Xelloss' head for milimeters. Xelloss IS Xelloss!
Okon: "How could you call us sluts??!!"
Omasu: "Just because we've got our nicely shapped legs exposed doesn't mean we want to!! *Xelloss raises an eyebrow* er...well, we do like it, but --"
Katia: "--that's not the point?"
Okon and Omasu: "Yes!!" *assert promptly*
Tae and Filia: *sweat drop*
Filia: "Anyways, Okon-san, Omasu-san, I DO think your ninja outfits are a little bit --"
Tae. *disagrees* "I would say 'a big deal'
Filia: "-- are a big deal revelatory! And that's not good seen for ladies."
Xelloss: *eyeing Okon and Omasu* "I don't mind the look." *smiles* "Not at all."
Okon and Omasu blush bright crimson under Xelloss scrutinity. Filia fumes and Tae shrugs.
Xelloss: "And who are you to teach decency, Filia-chan? I can see your black stockings *and more* every time you take out that horrible mace of yours from under your skirt. *smiles an evil-sexy smile*
Right before Filia gets any chances to actually hit Xelloss on his *cute* (here I go again, lol! ^_~ ) face, Katia stops everyone's advance.
Katia: *screaming REALLY loud* "Enough!! I've already got a heavy headache because of your tea-fighting, so please --"
Tae: "Akabeko's tea rules!! Akabeko is number one in tea!"
Tsubame: (appearing suddenly next to Tae with freshly printed Akabeko's promotional phamphlets in hands) *tuggles Tae's sleeves* "Tae-san, we are not only #1 in tea, but also in foods and desserts and service, remember?"
Katia. "Ts-Tsubame? You too!?" *faints*
Xelloss appears behind Katia catching her before she hits the uncarpeted floor (geezz...*nods* that's how short of money we are!!). The Mazoku carries Katia in his *strong* arms towards the director's room, and gently deposites her on the nearby bed next to where Aoshi sits.
Katia: (in a murmur, as low as possible) "Psst ... Xelloss, carry me back to where the girls are, will you? *puppy eyes* "
Xelloss: *smiling sweetly* "As you wish, Katia-chan."
Katia: "Yea..but not for this will I allow you to wander around for the rest of this fanfic, heh! As much as I would like to, Xelloss." *smiles up at a tricked trickster!*
Xelloss and Katia return (they were away for few minutes) to find that Okon and Omasu has just came back from the Aoiya with promotional phamphlets - Okina's creative art - Each pair (Tae/Tsubame Vs. Okon/Omasu) walking around the studio handing phamphlets and offering a taste of their respective restaurant's tea and desserts. And Filia? She have taken out her tea set and now sits on widespread picnic blanket enjoying some tea.
All the staff is either eating or sipping tea, or both! All the workplaces abandoned!! All the fanfic forgotten!!
Katia: *REALLY mad this time* "Enoughhh!!!!!!!!!! (to the staff) Back to work!!!" *reaches her pocket and takes out a magic powder* "Tae-san, Okon- san, Omasu-san, Tsubame-chan, Filia-san, and Xe--"
Xelloss: *kisses Katia on her cheek* "I'll go by myself, Katia-chan. Mazoku are allergic to that powder." *winks*
Filia fumes. Tae, Okon, Omasu, and Tsubame giggle.
Xelloss: *blows a kiss towards Filia* "Catch it, Filia-chan."
Okon: "What was that for, Xelloss-san?"
Omasu: "Filia-san, are you red of fuming or blushing??" *Tsubame giggles*
Tae: "Ah!! Xelloss-chan and Filia-san know each other *very* well, ne Xelloss-san?"
Katia: "Ohh no!! Tae-san, you asked Xelloss a question?!!"
Xelloss: *smirks* "Sore wa himitsu desu! *winks and dissapears -- back to my anime plushie box, where else? ^_^ Hope so, cause Sou-chan's plushie is still on my bed! o.o) *Filia fumes even more.*
Katia: "Maa..maa..That is Xelloss. Oh well..Where was I? Ahh yes! Girls, please come closer. *they do, cautiously as they notice Katia's mischievous smile, but they do* I h-a-t-e to do this, but for the fanfic's welfare, I must." *sprinkles magic powder all over Tae, Tsubame, Okon and Omasu. They turn back into plushies. Katia breaths again.*
~°~ °~ on stage ~°~ °~
Misao: (as impatient as ever) "What the heck is going on?! Ka-ti- a!!!!!!!! All the fuss about being late, and look, Where on earth is everyone???!!!"
Soujiro: "Misao-chan, calm down. I'm sure Katia-chan have a good reason for the delayment." *smiles knowingly*
Misao: "What do you know??!" *barks* "And wipe that smile off your face, please??!" *annoyed as Soujiro smiles again* KA--TI--A!!!!!!!"
~°~ °~ director's room, backstage ~°~ °~
Katia: "Aoshi, we'll have to leave the fun for later. *winks* I need you on an important mission. *laughs evilly* You'll pay for this, anime plushie releaser!! Whoever you are, Aoshi will see that you pay!!!!"
Aoshi: *looks up, kodachis firmly gripped*
TBC -- this silly thing
TBS -- the fanfic with Soujiro/Misao pairing, lol!
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Wohhohooo... Xelloss kissed me!!!! *drools* Ja-ne!! ^_^