WHO SHOT ASH KETCHUM??? (Part 1 der...ner nna ner......)

By: Ketch Up

AN: This is just part one of what is to come!! I'm working on part two NOW!!! So be patient if there is cliffhangers. I am sorry. Also, Ketch Up is not OUR real name and thatwe are two people!!!

Time: 1:30 am

Date: 13/8/2012Location:

Dark alleyway in Lavender Town

Ash Ketchum. 15, was walking down a street. It was late. He had just been to the launderette cleaning his undies. Thank goodness the bar was a 24 hour one! Who knows what trouble I'd get into if mum had found out that I didn't have a clean set of underwear! thought Ash.

Moving down towards a dark alleyway, Ash met up with Misty.

Oh hi Misty!' Ash smiled, trying to hide his bag of clean underwear.

Oh, what do you have in that bag?' Misty asked, curious.

Oh the bag? Never mind about that! Where is Pikachu?! And what are you doing here?' Ash snapped.

Boy! You're cranky! Pikachu's with Brock. They just went to the Pokemon Centre.'

Oh. What are you doing here then Misty?' Ash asked.

Me?! Err'

BANG!!!

A bullet pierced into Ash's butt from behind. He screamed in pain clutching his arse and threw the bag of underwear onto the floor. Misty yelled. She ran away, dropping one of her Pokeballs.

Ash spun around, and saw the attacker/murderer.

!!!' The attacker smirked and laughed. Ash grabbed his only weapon; an underwear. Grabbing it with pain, he threw it at the attacker, who dodged, laughed EVILLY and ran away.

NO!!!' Ash screamed and fell to the ground, unconscious.

Next Day

Time: 11:00 am

Place: Lavender Town Police Station

Hey officer Jenny! We found a near dead body of an unconscious teenage boy. He kept moaning about his arse and when we checked, he had a bullet stuck in the bum thingie'.' One officer said.

What?! Don't pull my chain sergeant James. You sicken me!' Officer Jenny spat.

But its true! Even my Growlithe said told me that this was the work of a murderer. He never fails me.'

What?! Your Growlithe can talk? Interesting.' Jenny replied, who hadn't even heard a word of it.

Me and Growly have our own language.' James beamed, patting the silent Growlithe Pokemon beside him.

Okay whatever.' Jenny rolled her eyes.

BUT IT'S TRUE!!! I'M SERIOUS! I know where the body is.' James said.

WHAT?!! SERIOUSLY?!' Jenny replied, looking like she had the wind knocked out of her. You're not serious. Can I see it?'

Well, Sergeant Bill (we are discussing researcher Bill, the one who gives you the HMS ticket, or the one who wants to see the mysterious Pokemon(Dragonite)also knows where the body is I only have thisred thing.' James gave Jenny a rectangular shaped object.

POKEDEX!' Jenny yelled snatching it out of James's hands, Here is all the evidence we need to see who the boy is.'

Jenny opened the Pokedex and let it talk'

This Pokedex is programmed for Ash Ketchum, of Pallet town. It is my job to let Ash understand all'

Yeah yeah.' Jenny grumbled, hearing the last sentence, but then realized the first one. She stumbled back.

WHAT?!!! DID IT JUST SAY ASH KETCHUM??!!! No way! Are you sure James?' Jenny asked the sergeant who only nodded.

This can't be! That's it, guys, we're heading out! Sergeant James lead the way! Oh and make sure that someone fixes up that arse!!!' Officer Jenny grabbed her helmet and raced to the garage where her motor bike was parked. Several other officers followed.

Time: 11:14

Place: Alley way, Lavender Town.

Ash lay on the ground in pain groaning. If only Pikachu was here!' It was extremely uncomfortable laying on his nose, face down!

He heard the sound of an ambulance.

Oh finally!' said Ash.

Officer Jenny on her motor bike sped down the highway at 120 km/hour!

She arrived at the scene.

Oh my gosh! It is him! Oh no! I wonder who's going to break the news to his mother! thought officer Jenny.

A group of curious people had begun to cram around the body.

Alright! Break it up! Break it up!' I love saying those words!!! thought Officer Jenny waving her hands around, even though there were only 3 people there.

The ambulance men took out the stretcher and placed Ash onto it.

Sergeant James- you go with them to the hospital and report the injuries as soon as they come out! I'm counting on you!' ordered officer Jenny, The rest of you look for any clues.'

Yes Officer!' they chanted and set off.

Who would want to murder Ash? We'll have to start some serious interrogations hmm, I wonder where Brock, Pikachu and Misty are. I'm sure they'd all be terrified. Oh wait, what about Mrs. Ketchum? Great, that's sure ruined my day! thought officer Jenny.

Officer Jenny! We have found our first clue!' said a male officer who was wearing gloves. He held up a red Pokeball.

Do you think there are any Pokemon inside officer?' asked the male officer.

Yes, do. Wait- I'll do it!' said Jenny. She took the Pokeball, Pokeball go!'

A red light appeared and a Pokemon came out.

Horsea. Horsea.'

A Horsea? Wait a second isn't that Misty's Horsea?' cried out Officer Jenny, Horsea, do you know a Misty?'

Officer Jenny picked up the cute little blue Pokemon. It nodded its head.

It is! You're Misty's Horsea but what has this got to do with the crime?' said officer Jenny puzzled. Wait! Who said that Misty was to blame here? We don't even have any evidence it was her! Hmm it must have been my instincts! I knew I didn't like that red headed bossy good for nothing girl but this is an important case, I can't blame her! thought Jenny.

Take Horsea to nurse Joy and keep the Pokeball to examine.' Ordered Jenny.

Yes Officer Jenny.' Said the policeman curtly.

Just then Jenny's cell phone rang.

Hello, Lavender Town's Officer Jenny speaking.' She said.

Officer Jenny, the results have come out.' It was James, The doctors have reported that Ash in Life Support. But we all have high hopes for the lad. Ash is in a mild coma, and is experiencing slight concussion to the head. Several surgeons will begin operation in about 5 minutes. Would you like to see him before the operation?' asked James at the hospital.

Oh dear Oh, um no, never mind, Make sure the doctors do a good job on Ash. He is a bright young man, you know how a talented Pokemon Trainer he is. No, just let them go on with the operation right away and quit stalling! Oh and if Ash does wake up tell him not to ever try sitting up. The pain is excruciating!' said Jenny.

Yes officer, I'll see to that straight away.' James was about to turn his phone off when

OH AND JAMES!!! Please be there' said Jenny.

Yes Officer?'

Thank god you're there! Um could you ring Ash's mother and his friend Misty and ask them to come down to the station for some serious interrogations?'

James hesitated.

Ok, then if you won't- I ORDER YOU TO RING THEM!!!' yelled Jenny.

Yes officer' muttered James.

Good bye.' Jenny ended the conversation, relieved.

Time: 12 pm

Place: Joy General Hospital

James walked around the hospital grounds.

Huh? What was that? he thought he saw a girl with red hair duck behind the bushes.

James took out his gun. He took slow steady steps. And then leapt behind the trembling girl. He pointed his gun on the side of her pale face.

what What do you want?'

James with his gun still on the girl's head, reached into his jacket pocket with his other hand and took out his sergeant ID card, he pointed it at her.

In the name the law, you have the right to remain still. Oops wrong line I'm still rusty at this.'

JAMES?' cried Misty in shock, she raised her arms in fear, This better not be one of your pathetic Team rocket schemes!'

Does this card look fake to you?'

Misty shook her head, she gulped.

LOOK I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ASH KETCHUM!' Misty kicked James in the shins and made a run for it.

Misty? MISTY, COME BACK!' yelled James, I didn't even mention Ash's attempted murder yet how did she know?'

AW! I wish I had my tape recorder with me!!! he thought. I must report to Jenny. But then, I should also call Mrs. Ketchum.

James took out his cell phone. He gulped as he dialed Mrs. Ketchum's number.

Hello? The Mrs. Ketchum speaking.' Said the lady.

Good afternoon Mrs. Ketchum, I'm afraid I have some terrible news for you.' James paused.

Mrs. Ketchum froze, what kind of terrible news?'

I'm afraid that someone attempted a murder on your son Ash.' James blocked his ears.

AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My baby Ash! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY BABY!!!' screamed Ash's heart broken mother, Is he ok?'

Mrs. Ketchum, your son was shot in the Gulp Arse' said James in a serious tone.

More screaming and wailing.

James cut in, Mrs. Ketchum, your son is having an operation at the moment. But could you come down to the station? We'll, take you to see your son and ask you some questions.'

Oh.. yes, of course!!! But, can I ask you a question first?'

Anything Mrs. Ketchum.'

Was Ash wearing clean underwear at the time?'

This woman is nuts!!! James thought.

I'm sure we can take some tests on that Mrs. Ketchum.'

That's a no isn't it?! I knew it!!! Clean under wear never fails doesn't it? Hello? Hello?'

James had hung up at the mention of the word Underwear'.

He walked out of the phone booth when he saw a girl with red hair, wearing rags, moaning Must catch Pikachumust find'

OH My GOD!~! That's Jesse! I can't believe it! I forgot about them the last time we tried catching the twerps Pokemon!! We went into all different directions and I found myself near a police station, and decided to become a GULP. How am I gonna tell this to Jesse?

Jesse? Is that you?' That was so pathetic. Duh it's her!

The girl looked up. It wasn't her usual fiery stance. Jesse looked half drunk. mes?' She stuttered, almost collapsing. Is that you? No it can't beyour dead' She burped and fell backwards onto the cold hard ground, moaning, '

James didn't know what to do, Jesse, I hope you'll be okay, but just tell me, where were you late last night?' He asked.

' muttered Jesse.

Jesse, please, I asked you a question. I'm a cop now and it's my duty to carry out this investigation too.'

must steal Pikachu' was Jesse's answer.

James looked puzzled as the drunk woman clung onto his pants.

that's very nice to know Jesse. I'm kinda busy now, and I have to go. Bye!' James pried the woman off and took for the nearest restaurant.

(A/n: Hey! The guys kinda hungry and needs to do some serious thinking!)