Disclaimer: I don't own Yusuke or Kurama. I wish, but I don't. Happy? Oh,
and by the way,
Pheobe, this is for you. +cackles insanely+ Another huge note. I LOVE
Kuwabara. All these insults that point
towards him are stupid and I despise them. But still... Yusuke first.
Note: Not for the squeamish. And I mean it. Scroll down a bit and find out!
Hiring the Cast- Kuwabara
'Hiei is such a bastard sometimes,' I thought as we tromped to Kuwabara's house. I had gotten so high off of the hair gel, that I had Hiei lead me to Kuwabara's house, instead of Yusuke's. Instead of going to my beloved's house, I was lead to the oaf's. Fuck it all, life stunk. I wanted to kill Hiei. I wanted to shove his wonderful Kurama down his throat. I wanted to push Jeynika down his throat. Stick sawed glass in his mouth and make him chew, fast, and then slow.
When we got there I remembered that Pheobe was supposed to be retrieving Kuwabara and Kurama. I grinned and knocked on the door, and raised my eyebrows at Hiei, who shrugged and knocked a second time. He was sweet by some views, I suppose it was the simple things.
Mrs. Kazuma: +opens door+ Hello there! Come for Kuwabara? Someone else is all ready here, but I suppose he's expecting you as well.
Me: Yes ma'am, arigatou. (My thoughts: Pheobe is here. Joy.)
Mrs. Kazuma: Go right on it. +opens the door wider+
Hiei and I trudge up the stairs, hands shoved in our pockets and sour expressions on our faces. That was my revenge on Hiei, he didn't realize he would have to be here as well. I saw the door with the posters of the fighters and what not, and knocked on the door. I was greeted by sounds of longing, and moaning, and I raised my eyebrows. Hiei growled and opened the door, and both our jaws dropped.
Satan, tell me I was being punished for sucking on Yusuke that one time.
Pheobe, and Kuwabara... SNOGGING? I was appalled, disgusted, and thrilled. Hiei was all three, but add the element of amusement and you have his reaction.
Me: PHEOBE!?!?! What the fuck are you doing? +gags+
At this point, Kuwabara and Phoebe had noticed us standing in the doorway. At this point remember. Allow me to stress that again, -this point-.
Phoebe: Nothing. +blinks and goes back to kissing Kuwabara+
Hiei: It sure appears that way Pheobe.
Phoebe: It is not! +meanwhile, Kuwabara is licking her neck+
Me: +gags+ Break it up! You're here to recruit people for movies. Not recruit make out men.
All but Me: Make out men?
Me: +blanches+ It was the only thing I could think of! Gimme a break!
Pheobe: And I thought you were supposed to be getting Yusuke right now. Did you get high off of his hair gel again?
Me: NO!
Hiei: +shifty eyes+
Me: Anyway... Kuwabara are you going to be in our damned movie or not?
Kuwabara: +points to Pheobe+ If she comes.
Pheobe: Baka, of course I'm coming.
Love can be difficult sometimes. Me and Hiei left Kuwabara and Pheobe to their snogging, and promised to come back in about an hour. We would have Yusuke and Kurama under our belts then. We walked out of Kuwabara's house after saying good-bye to Mrs. Kazuma, and headed down the street towards Kurama's house. Hiei insisted. I almost threatened to take out Jeynika from her jar again, but since it was for love, I couldn't object.
Two down, two to go.
A/N: This chapter is for pure revenge. My friend Pheobe wrote a beautiful fic entitled the Ace of something or another. +cackles+ Her username here on FF.net is Korigan, so be sure to read her one and only story. +pouts+ She tortures Ron in that fic, and this is her punishment. Yes, I am evil.
Phoebe's Comments: -gags, faints- I can't even retrieve someone else?! This is NOT fair!
Life ain't fair sweetheart. +blinks+
Note: Not for the squeamish. And I mean it. Scroll down a bit and find out!
Hiring the Cast- Kuwabara
'Hiei is such a bastard sometimes,' I thought as we tromped to Kuwabara's house. I had gotten so high off of the hair gel, that I had Hiei lead me to Kuwabara's house, instead of Yusuke's. Instead of going to my beloved's house, I was lead to the oaf's. Fuck it all, life stunk. I wanted to kill Hiei. I wanted to shove his wonderful Kurama down his throat. I wanted to push Jeynika down his throat. Stick sawed glass in his mouth and make him chew, fast, and then slow.
When we got there I remembered that Pheobe was supposed to be retrieving Kuwabara and Kurama. I grinned and knocked on the door, and raised my eyebrows at Hiei, who shrugged and knocked a second time. He was sweet by some views, I suppose it was the simple things.
Mrs. Kazuma: +opens door+ Hello there! Come for Kuwabara? Someone else is all ready here, but I suppose he's expecting you as well.
Me: Yes ma'am, arigatou. (My thoughts: Pheobe is here. Joy.)
Mrs. Kazuma: Go right on it. +opens the door wider+
Hiei and I trudge up the stairs, hands shoved in our pockets and sour expressions on our faces. That was my revenge on Hiei, he didn't realize he would have to be here as well. I saw the door with the posters of the fighters and what not, and knocked on the door. I was greeted by sounds of longing, and moaning, and I raised my eyebrows. Hiei growled and opened the door, and both our jaws dropped.
Satan, tell me I was being punished for sucking on Yusuke that one time.
Pheobe, and Kuwabara... SNOGGING? I was appalled, disgusted, and thrilled. Hiei was all three, but add the element of amusement and you have his reaction.
Me: PHEOBE!?!?! What the fuck are you doing? +gags+
At this point, Kuwabara and Phoebe had noticed us standing in the doorway. At this point remember. Allow me to stress that again, -this point-.
Phoebe: Nothing. +blinks and goes back to kissing Kuwabara+
Hiei: It sure appears that way Pheobe.
Phoebe: It is not! +meanwhile, Kuwabara is licking her neck+
Me: +gags+ Break it up! You're here to recruit people for movies. Not recruit make out men.
All but Me: Make out men?
Me: +blanches+ It was the only thing I could think of! Gimme a break!
Pheobe: And I thought you were supposed to be getting Yusuke right now. Did you get high off of his hair gel again?
Me: NO!
Hiei: +shifty eyes+
Me: Anyway... Kuwabara are you going to be in our damned movie or not?
Kuwabara: +points to Pheobe+ If she comes.
Pheobe: Baka, of course I'm coming.
Love can be difficult sometimes. Me and Hiei left Kuwabara and Pheobe to their snogging, and promised to come back in about an hour. We would have Yusuke and Kurama under our belts then. We walked out of Kuwabara's house after saying good-bye to Mrs. Kazuma, and headed down the street towards Kurama's house. Hiei insisted. I almost threatened to take out Jeynika from her jar again, but since it was for love, I couldn't object.
Two down, two to go.
A/N: This chapter is for pure revenge. My friend Pheobe wrote a beautiful fic entitled the Ace of something or another. +cackles+ Her username here on FF.net is Korigan, so be sure to read her one and only story. +pouts+ She tortures Ron in that fic, and this is her punishment. Yes, I am evil.
Phoebe's Comments: -gags, faints- I can't even retrieve someone else?! This is NOT fair!
Life ain't fair sweetheart. +blinks+