Disclaimer: I own only Yusuke! Keep away from me! +blinks and scuttles off+
((Really I don't. I wish, I don't. Happy? I think someone is laughing at me
right now. -.-)) Oh, another note. This is another part of my revenge! Only
this time, not on Pheobe! Scary. YES! Oh, and by the way, all the couples,
except Hiei/Kurama do not exist in Yu Yu Hakusho anymore, got it? Good!
Off to the Studio
After coming back to collect Pheobe and Kuwabara, we all started towards the studio. I was walking beside Yusuke, who was trying to have a conversation (if possible) with Kuwabara, who couldn't keep his eyes off Pheobe. Hiei was gazing into Kurama's eyes, and Kurama was looking at him quite oddly. I winked at Pheobe, who suddenly remembered the seductive smilies and chuckled.
((A/N: Seductive smiles are only a figment of the imagination.))
I hung back from the group and watched everyone walk ahead. I took from my pack the abnormally large script and flipped through it. Yusuke, who saw that I wasn't tagging along side him anymore, came back and joined me.
Yusuke: What's that? +points to script+
Me: The script for the movie.
Yusuke: That's a lot of script. (No surprise, no nothing. He knows me by now.)
Me: Yes, I suppose so. Sorry about the 'startling you while you were in bed to piss off Hiei' deal. That was stupid.
Yusuke: No problem. Not that it wasn't the first time you've ever done that anyway.
Me: You'll get used to it.
Yusuke: Ummm. Yeah?
Me: +sighs+ Damned movie.
Yusuke: Why are you making a movie anyway?
Me: I dunno. I guess I just felt like it.
Kuwabara: +turns around and waves to us+ C'mon! We're here!
Yusuke: +sarcastic+ Yay.
Me: +giggles+ Yes, let's go. When we reached the studio and Pheobe had unlocked the door, there was no one in sight. I went to go find the costumes while Pheobe looked over the script again. The studio had one large stage, and several cameras and booms behind it. Paint cans littered behind the set, and all the costumes were backstage, in the still clean dressing rooms.
Pheobe: Hmmm.. Let's see. This play is called 'Humble Impudence', and it's about two men who fall in love with one another. One man has a friend, whom he adores greatly, and he tells him about the affair. This friend goes berserk and then seduces that lover. They end up in a mess when the first guy's old lover finds out, and so he goes to his friend. They end up having a love affair, and then the first guy who started this ordeal discovers this. But then -they- find out that their two friends were seeing one another behind their backs.
Kurama: So basically, this about four guys just fucking one another?
Hiei: What about women?
Pheobe: There are none. This is a shounen-ai movie.
Yusuke: I can tell who wrote this.
Kuwabara: No shit.
Hiei: You -know- who wrote this?
Kuwabara: Spielberg!
All: +face fault+
As all are getting up from the ground, a handsome teenager walks onto the set behind me, carrying a bundle of costumes. He is wearing a janitor's uniform and the tag says "Tei Yuiu' on the front in blue cursive. Before Pheobe can stop him, Kuwabara has raced over to Tei, grabbed him by the wrist, and yanked him into the broom closet.
Me: +ignores them and picks up the costumes+
Pheobe: Anyway. Kurama, you shall be Toshikiko, the first lover, and main character in the story.
Me: +hands Kurama his costume, which is a silky black blouse and white silken trousers+
Kurama: Ummm. Thanks?
Pheobe: Hiei, you will be Serzuno, Toshikiko's first lover.
Hiei: YES! +jumps fifty feet in the air+
Me: +hands Hiei his costume, a dark red robe with a white body suit for underneath, with silver shackles+
Pheobe: Yusuke will be Kurama's friend Kerazu, the one he later has an affair with.
Hiei: You mean I--.
Pheobe: Yes. Kuwabara will be Ronoki, your friend and later lover.
Yusuke: That means I have to snog him in the end! NO! Absolutely NOT!
Me: +hands Yusuke his costume, a silver body suit with a green harness looking thing+ Just deal with it.
Pheobe: And Kuwabara gets to wear the navy blue tunic and the black breeches.
Kurama: This is so much fun. +eyes Hiei+
Hiei: Oh, yes it is!
Off to the Studio
After coming back to collect Pheobe and Kuwabara, we all started towards the studio. I was walking beside Yusuke, who was trying to have a conversation (if possible) with Kuwabara, who couldn't keep his eyes off Pheobe. Hiei was gazing into Kurama's eyes, and Kurama was looking at him quite oddly. I winked at Pheobe, who suddenly remembered the seductive smilies and chuckled.
((A/N: Seductive smiles are only a figment of the imagination.))
I hung back from the group and watched everyone walk ahead. I took from my pack the abnormally large script and flipped through it. Yusuke, who saw that I wasn't tagging along side him anymore, came back and joined me.
Yusuke: What's that? +points to script+
Me: The script for the movie.
Yusuke: That's a lot of script. (No surprise, no nothing. He knows me by now.)
Me: Yes, I suppose so. Sorry about the 'startling you while you were in bed to piss off Hiei' deal. That was stupid.
Yusuke: No problem. Not that it wasn't the first time you've ever done that anyway.
Me: You'll get used to it.
Yusuke: Ummm. Yeah?
Me: +sighs+ Damned movie.
Yusuke: Why are you making a movie anyway?
Me: I dunno. I guess I just felt like it.
Kuwabara: +turns around and waves to us+ C'mon! We're here!
Yusuke: +sarcastic+ Yay.
Me: +giggles+ Yes, let's go. When we reached the studio and Pheobe had unlocked the door, there was no one in sight. I went to go find the costumes while Pheobe looked over the script again. The studio had one large stage, and several cameras and booms behind it. Paint cans littered behind the set, and all the costumes were backstage, in the still clean dressing rooms.
Pheobe: Hmmm.. Let's see. This play is called 'Humble Impudence', and it's about two men who fall in love with one another. One man has a friend, whom he adores greatly, and he tells him about the affair. This friend goes berserk and then seduces that lover. They end up in a mess when the first guy's old lover finds out, and so he goes to his friend. They end up having a love affair, and then the first guy who started this ordeal discovers this. But then -they- find out that their two friends were seeing one another behind their backs.
Kurama: So basically, this about four guys just fucking one another?
Hiei: What about women?
Pheobe: There are none. This is a shounen-ai movie.
Yusuke: I can tell who wrote this.
Kuwabara: No shit.
Hiei: You -know- who wrote this?
Kuwabara: Spielberg!
All: +face fault+
As all are getting up from the ground, a handsome teenager walks onto the set behind me, carrying a bundle of costumes. He is wearing a janitor's uniform and the tag says "Tei Yuiu' on the front in blue cursive. Before Pheobe can stop him, Kuwabara has raced over to Tei, grabbed him by the wrist, and yanked him into the broom closet.
Me: +ignores them and picks up the costumes+
Pheobe: Anyway. Kurama, you shall be Toshikiko, the first lover, and main character in the story.
Me: +hands Kurama his costume, which is a silky black blouse and white silken trousers+
Kurama: Ummm. Thanks?
Pheobe: Hiei, you will be Serzuno, Toshikiko's first lover.
Hiei: YES! +jumps fifty feet in the air+
Me: +hands Hiei his costume, a dark red robe with a white body suit for underneath, with silver shackles+
Pheobe: Yusuke will be Kurama's friend Kerazu, the one he later has an affair with.
Hiei: You mean I--.
Pheobe: Yes. Kuwabara will be Ronoki, your friend and later lover.
Yusuke: That means I have to snog him in the end! NO! Absolutely NOT!
Me: +hands Yusuke his costume, a silver body suit with a green harness looking thing+ Just deal with it.
Pheobe: And Kuwabara gets to wear the navy blue tunic and the black breeches.
Kurama: This is so much fun. +eyes Hiei+
Hiei: Oh, yes it is!