Disclaimer: Yusuke is mine on days when no one wants Kuwabara except me. So basically they're both mine all the time. Bwhuhuhuhu? No hentai, sorry Aoi, but just. no. Hentai isn't evil, just not appropriate for this fic. It's supposed to be humor.

The Script Takes Affect

{Dun dun dun}

One night as I sat with Yusuke in the editing room, editing the movie footage, I came across a wonderful piece of work. I had gone back to into the city to purchase more costumes since Hiei's umm. Anxiousness protruded the seam to his pants during one scene. Pheobe had taken over and this was the footage from that day.

Yusuke: Serzuno, may I please speak to you for a moment? +leads him off, away from the others in the garden towards the back, camera following+

Hiei: Kerazu, what is this about?

Yusuke: Serzuno, I know about your affair with Toshikiko.

Hiei: He broke his word. He promised me, as a lover, that he would never do this to me. Why did you come to see me, to insult and taunt me, proving he will break his lovers trust over your friendship?

Yusuke: Never Serzuno! +moves closer+ I wanted to assure you I will not speak a word to anyone outside the house, outside your chamber, your garden. +gestures to flowering, beautiful garden+

Hiei: Thank you kind host. +moves to walk away+

Yusuke: +catches him by the arm+ Serzuno.

((At this point, I am squealing in utter delight and me and Yusuke are clinging to one another in anticipation.))

Hiei: What now Kerazu?

Yusuke: This. +pulls him into another French-y kiss, gripping Hiei firmly about the waist with one hand and running his hand through his hair with the other+

Hiei: +once this kiss is broken, he looks at Yusuke with startled eyes+ To the chamber?

Yusuke: Yes Serzuno. To the chamber. +both exit+

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Me: Yusuke, that was beautiful! +giggles+ Yusuke: Of course it was, apart from Kurama, I am the best damned actor there ever was!

Kuwabara: +walks into the room with a bottle of sake in his hands+ C'mon you guys. +eyes us, and we move apart, in other words, stop the clinging+ Tei has sake for us and Kurama brought back take out. MacDonald's!

Both: YAY! +run out of the room+