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Evil Scheme
Hiei and Kurama were sitting in one of the trailers, talking to one another and going over their lines for the next scene. Kurama suddenly moved to the closet and pulled out his costume. Unbuttoning his shirt and slipping it off, Hiei melted on the floor again, for the third time this fic.
Kurama: Hiei, is there a problem?
Hiei: No problem. It's just a bit hot in here.
Kurama: That's strange, considering you're a fire demon.
Hiei: +coughs+
Kurama: +slips on his costume shirt+ I was thinking.
Hiei: Yes koibi- I mean, yes Kurama?
Kurama: Karissa is really beginning to perturb me, wouldn't you agree?
Hiei: Not entirely. Why?
Kurama: I believe we should do away with her. We could run this movie ourselves.
Hiei: Run this movie ourselves? +gulps+ I don't know. Karissa would probably fight. She has Jeynika Danimiya. +shudders+
Kurama: Exactly. Which is why we should stop her before this movie expands over the expression 'epic proportions'.
Hiei: But don't you think Pheobe and Yusuke would have their revenge?
Kurama: That could pose a problem, but I believe that Kuwabara could hold off Pheobe and you could hold off Yusuke. You would do that, wouldn't you?
Hiei: Of course, anything for you.
Kurama: Riiight. So, how do you believe we go about it?
Hiei: This is YOUR fucking plan, not mine.
Kurama: I suppose so. +sighs+
Me: +enters trailer+ Hiya guys!
Kurama: Hello.
Hiei: Seen Yusuke?
Me: Oh, we were talking a bit ago.
Hiei: +giggles and flashes a bottle of hair gel+
Me: MINE! +lunges+
Hiei: +dodges+
Me: +face faults+
Kurama: WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND HAIR GEL?
Readers: Everything. +inhale hair gel+ Yusuke. +dreamy sighs+
Me: +applauds+
|End of Reader Interaction|
Kurama: ANYway. Karissa, why are you here?
Me: Because I wanted to give Hiei his spare pair of pants.
Hiei: +blanches+ I made another hole in the seam.
Kurama: Yes. Well, now, off with you. +shoos her away+
Me: +tosses hair and walks out of the trailer+
Hiei: I'll miss the hair gel taunting, but we can do it. I'm in.
Kurama: Excellent. +shifty eyes and evil cackle+
Hiei: +runs out of the room+ What do I see in that baka kitsune?
Kurama: This is my most brilliant plan ever.
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A/N: What will Kurama do for power? Tsk tsk. Chapter ten! It's magnificent!
Evil Scheme
Hiei and Kurama were sitting in one of the trailers, talking to one another and going over their lines for the next scene. Kurama suddenly moved to the closet and pulled out his costume. Unbuttoning his shirt and slipping it off, Hiei melted on the floor again, for the third time this fic.
Kurama: Hiei, is there a problem?
Hiei: No problem. It's just a bit hot in here.
Kurama: That's strange, considering you're a fire demon.
Hiei: +coughs+
Kurama: +slips on his costume shirt+ I was thinking.
Hiei: Yes koibi- I mean, yes Kurama?
Kurama: Karissa is really beginning to perturb me, wouldn't you agree?
Hiei: Not entirely. Why?
Kurama: I believe we should do away with her. We could run this movie ourselves.
Hiei: Run this movie ourselves? +gulps+ I don't know. Karissa would probably fight. She has Jeynika Danimiya. +shudders+
Kurama: Exactly. Which is why we should stop her before this movie expands over the expression 'epic proportions'.
Hiei: But don't you think Pheobe and Yusuke would have their revenge?
Kurama: That could pose a problem, but I believe that Kuwabara could hold off Pheobe and you could hold off Yusuke. You would do that, wouldn't you?
Hiei: Of course, anything for you.
Kurama: Riiight. So, how do you believe we go about it?
Hiei: This is YOUR fucking plan, not mine.
Kurama: I suppose so. +sighs+
Me: +enters trailer+ Hiya guys!
Kurama: Hello.
Hiei: Seen Yusuke?
Me: Oh, we were talking a bit ago.
Hiei: +giggles and flashes a bottle of hair gel+
Me: MINE! +lunges+
Hiei: +dodges+
Me: +face faults+
Kurama: WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND HAIR GEL?
Readers: Everything. +inhale hair gel+ Yusuke. +dreamy sighs+
Me: +applauds+
|End of Reader Interaction|
Kurama: ANYway. Karissa, why are you here?
Me: Because I wanted to give Hiei his spare pair of pants.
Hiei: +blanches+ I made another hole in the seam.
Kurama: Yes. Well, now, off with you. +shoos her away+
Me: +tosses hair and walks out of the trailer+
Hiei: I'll miss the hair gel taunting, but we can do it. I'm in.
Kurama: Excellent. +shifty eyes and evil cackle+
Hiei: +runs out of the room+ What do I see in that baka kitsune?
Kurama: This is my most brilliant plan ever.
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A/N: What will Kurama do for power? Tsk tsk. Chapter ten! It's magnificent!