Backstage Pass
Book 1
Part 1 The entrance
by Minako R Maxwell (A.K.A Lady Raveness)
*Please Note* Don't own the WWF. Wish I did, don't sue or whatever. Also, Keep in mind this was written in early 2002.
Jeanine, Diana, Jaimee and Jason entered the building. It was their first time at a live WWF event. "Edge better be here," Diana grumbled. Jeanine just looked at her.
" I can't believe I let you talk me into coming here," she said.
"C'mon! It'll be fun! You'll see." Jaimee replied. They walked down the hall and eventually came to a large room. The Rock strolled up to them wearing an apron, fuzzy pink bunny slippers and an oven mitt on one hand.
"Hi," he said "you must be fans. Who are you looking for?"
"Well, we're really here to see everyone," Jaimee replied.
"Well, in that case, CAN YOU SMELLLLLLL.... What the Rock is cooking?!" he shouted.
"Yeah, and I think it's burning." Diana said.
"AH! My pie!" he screamed as he ran off. Jeanine glanced around the room. In one corner Cristian was sulking, in another Stone Cold was smashing beer cans on his head and appeared to be playing checkers with the smashed cans.Sitting on a nearby couch was Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, X-Pac and the Undertaker staring at a television. They were watching tellitubbies.Now jeanine was confused. What the hell was going on here?! Chris Jericho entered the room from a hall in the other direction. Jaimee and Jason immediately became starry-eyed.
"JERICHO!!!" They screeched in unision.
"Uh Oh...." Jericho said and then started running back the way he came Jaimee and Jason took off after him. Again Jeanine looked confused.
"Where the hell are they going?" She said. Diana started off in Christian's direction.
"Now where are you going?" she yelled at Diana. Diana poked Christian.
"How are you sister Christian?" she said. He glared at her.
"I'm not a girl!" he bellowed.
"You cry like one. Boo Hoo I can't win anything! boo Hoo nobody likes me! Boo Hoo Edge is cool and I'm a loser!" Diana continued. Christian became an unhealthy shade of reddish purple.
"I AM NOT!" He shrieked. Diana laughed and walked away. As she started back towards Jeanine she froze in midstep.
"EDGE!!!" she screamed and took off.
"Jesus Christ!" Jeanine yelled. "Why the hell is everyone leaving me here?!"
~End of Part 1
What now?What is Jeanine going to do? Is Diana going to catch Edge? And what became of Jaimee and Jason?And by the way, where are the other WWF superstars? Stay tuned for Backstage Pass part 2 - The Match
*Please Note* Don't own the WWF. Wish I did, don't sue or whatever. Also, Keep in mind this was written in early 2002.
Jeanine, Diana, Jaimee and Jason entered the building. It was their first time at a live WWF event. "Edge better be here," Diana grumbled. Jeanine just looked at her.
" I can't believe I let you talk me into coming here," she said.
"C'mon! It'll be fun! You'll see." Jaimee replied. They walked down the hall and eventually came to a large room. The Rock strolled up to them wearing an apron, fuzzy pink bunny slippers and an oven mitt on one hand.
"Hi," he said "you must be fans. Who are you looking for?"
"Well, we're really here to see everyone," Jaimee replied.
"Well, in that case, CAN YOU SMELLLLLLL.... What the Rock is cooking?!" he shouted.
"Yeah, and I think it's burning." Diana said.
"AH! My pie!" he screamed as he ran off. Jeanine glanced around the room. In one corner Cristian was sulking, in another Stone Cold was smashing beer cans on his head and appeared to be playing checkers with the smashed cans.Sitting on a nearby couch was Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, X-Pac and the Undertaker staring at a television. They were watching tellitubbies.Now jeanine was confused. What the hell was going on here?! Chris Jericho entered the room from a hall in the other direction. Jaimee and Jason immediately became starry-eyed.
"JERICHO!!!" They screeched in unision.
"Uh Oh...." Jericho said and then started running back the way he came Jaimee and Jason took off after him. Again Jeanine looked confused.
"Where the hell are they going?" She said. Diana started off in Christian's direction.
"Now where are you going?" she yelled at Diana. Diana poked Christian.
"How are you sister Christian?" she said. He glared at her.
"I'm not a girl!" he bellowed.
"You cry like one. Boo Hoo I can't win anything! boo Hoo nobody likes me! Boo Hoo Edge is cool and I'm a loser!" Diana continued. Christian became an unhealthy shade of reddish purple.
"I AM NOT!" He shrieked. Diana laughed and walked away. As she started back towards Jeanine she froze in midstep.
"EDGE!!!" she screamed and took off.
"Jesus Christ!" Jeanine yelled. "Why the hell is everyone leaving me here?!"
~End of Part 1
What now?What is Jeanine going to do? Is Diana going to catch Edge? And what became of Jaimee and Jason?And by the way, where are the other WWF superstars? Stay tuned for Backstage Pass part 2 - The Match