Backstage Pass
Book 1
Part 2- The Match
By Minako R Maxwell
*Please Note* Don't own WWE or any of it's stars, wish I did. Once again
this was written in early 2002
Jeanine looked around in frustration. She couldn't believe they had just taken off like that. She considered sitting for a moment and then thought better of it. 'Don't want to get too close to those tellitubbie watching freaks' she thought to herself. Suddenly, a door to her right opened and Triple H almost walked into her. "........" She looked up and said "Hey, I know you. You were on Leno." "I'm Triple H the Undisputed Champion of the World Wrestling Federation! Don't you forget it!" he bellowed. "Okay......" Jeanine said. "So.... You wanna get high?"
Jaimee peeked around the corner. "I know I saw him go this way..." Jericho saw them and bolted. "There he goes!"Jason yelled. They ran after him. After a few twists and turns however, they lost him again. "Damnit!"Jason yelled. All of a sudden Triple H and Jeanine came into view. "Hey, have you guys seen Jericho?" Jaimee asked. "No, oh yeah, by the way..." Jeanine said, "this is... uh... what did you say your name was again?" "I AM TRIPLE H, DAMNIT! I AM THE UNDISPUTED..." "Yeah, what he said. He was on Leno." Jeanine said. "Okay... Well, we have to go find Jericho now..." Jaimee said. "Hey, if you can't find him by the time the building closes, you can go to his hotel room," Triple H said. "I'll even give you the room number." he added with a malicious grin. "Thanks!" Jaimee said as he handed her a sheet of paper with the information on it. She and Jason started off after Jericho. Triple H looked at Jeanine. "Shall we?"
Diana darted around the corner. "DAMNIT! I lost him...." She wondered aimlessly down a few halls and eventually came to the A.P.A. office. She shrugged to herself and said "What the hell, I might as well." Diana opened the door and poked her head in. "Hey, have you guys seen Edge around here?" "No, but we're having a party, you want a beer?" Bradshaw replied. She thought about it for a moment. "Sure, why not?" She said as she closed the door behind her and took a seat across from Faarooq and Bradshaw. "You want to play cards?" Faarooq asked. " You know how to play Spades?" she replied. "Yeah, but we'll need another person." He said. At that exact moment, Test walked by. "HEY TEST!" Test stopped and gave them a look that could melt steel. "Yo, Billy bad ass, get in here and play some spades with us. Don't just sit there, toss the man a beer!" Faarooq bellowed. Test caught the beer and, after eyeing Diana, sat down at the card table. *3 Hours, 4 Spades games and about 3 cases of beer later* "What the hell do you mean it's closing time?! We are the fucking A.P.A.! This bar NEVER closes!" Bradshaw screamed at the flustered security guard. "Sir, the building is closing, everyone has to leave." the man said. Bradshaw looked like he wanted to hit him. Test stood up. "Well I'm leaving," he said. He turned and looked at Diana. "You want to come?" "Well, Edge is probably long gone by now so sure, why not." she replied. "Bye Faarooq, bye Bradshaw!" she called over her shoulder. The security guard was on the table and the A.P.A. were taking turns beating the hell out of him. "I don't think they heard me," Diana said to Test. He shrugged. "Let's go."
*Ooooooh!!! What's going to happen next?! Why is Diana going home with Test when she's looking for Edge? Think she's up to something? And what are Jaimee and Jason going to do in Jericho's hotel room? And what about Jeanine and Triple H? Are they sitting around laughing or are they at the supermarket getting some munchies? Where will they go later? Don't miss Backstage Pass Part 3 -The Chase!* Keep reviewing or I'm not going to post anymore of it!
Jeanine looked around in frustration. She couldn't believe they had just taken off like that. She considered sitting for a moment and then thought better of it. 'Don't want to get too close to those tellitubbie watching freaks' she thought to herself. Suddenly, a door to her right opened and Triple H almost walked into her. "........" She looked up and said "Hey, I know you. You were on Leno." "I'm Triple H the Undisputed Champion of the World Wrestling Federation! Don't you forget it!" he bellowed. "Okay......" Jeanine said. "So.... You wanna get high?"
Jaimee peeked around the corner. "I know I saw him go this way..." Jericho saw them and bolted. "There he goes!"Jason yelled. They ran after him. After a few twists and turns however, they lost him again. "Damnit!"Jason yelled. All of a sudden Triple H and Jeanine came into view. "Hey, have you guys seen Jericho?" Jaimee asked. "No, oh yeah, by the way..." Jeanine said, "this is... uh... what did you say your name was again?" "I AM TRIPLE H, DAMNIT! I AM THE UNDISPUTED..." "Yeah, what he said. He was on Leno." Jeanine said. "Okay... Well, we have to go find Jericho now..." Jaimee said. "Hey, if you can't find him by the time the building closes, you can go to his hotel room," Triple H said. "I'll even give you the room number." he added with a malicious grin. "Thanks!" Jaimee said as he handed her a sheet of paper with the information on it. She and Jason started off after Jericho. Triple H looked at Jeanine. "Shall we?"
Diana darted around the corner. "DAMNIT! I lost him...." She wondered aimlessly down a few halls and eventually came to the A.P.A. office. She shrugged to herself and said "What the hell, I might as well." Diana opened the door and poked her head in. "Hey, have you guys seen Edge around here?" "No, but we're having a party, you want a beer?" Bradshaw replied. She thought about it for a moment. "Sure, why not?" She said as she closed the door behind her and took a seat across from Faarooq and Bradshaw. "You want to play cards?" Faarooq asked. " You know how to play Spades?" she replied. "Yeah, but we'll need another person." He said. At that exact moment, Test walked by. "HEY TEST!" Test stopped and gave them a look that could melt steel. "Yo, Billy bad ass, get in here and play some spades with us. Don't just sit there, toss the man a beer!" Faarooq bellowed. Test caught the beer and, after eyeing Diana, sat down at the card table. *3 Hours, 4 Spades games and about 3 cases of beer later* "What the hell do you mean it's closing time?! We are the fucking A.P.A.! This bar NEVER closes!" Bradshaw screamed at the flustered security guard. "Sir, the building is closing, everyone has to leave." the man said. Bradshaw looked like he wanted to hit him. Test stood up. "Well I'm leaving," he said. He turned and looked at Diana. "You want to come?" "Well, Edge is probably long gone by now so sure, why not." she replied. "Bye Faarooq, bye Bradshaw!" she called over her shoulder. The security guard was on the table and the A.P.A. were taking turns beating the hell out of him. "I don't think they heard me," Diana said to Test. He shrugged. "Let's go."
*Ooooooh!!! What's going to happen next?! Why is Diana going home with Test when she's looking for Edge? Think she's up to something? And what are Jaimee and Jason going to do in Jericho's hotel room? And what about Jeanine and Triple H? Are they sitting around laughing or are they at the supermarket getting some munchies? Where will they go later? Don't miss Backstage Pass Part 3 -The Chase!* Keep reviewing or I'm not going to post anymore of it!