Backstage Pass
Book 1 Part 3 -The Chase
By Minako R. Maxwell
*Please Note* Don't own WWF, this was written early 2002
Jaimee and Jason stepped out of the stairwell into a long hallway of hotel rooms.
"What number are we looking for again?" Jason asked.
"325," Jaimee replied.
They walked down the hall and suddenly heard a series of loud thuds.
"What the hell is that?!" Jaimee cried.
All at once they saw Kane coming at them. They stepped out of the way.
"Did I really just see Kane doing back handsprings down the hallway?" Jaimee asked Jason.
"You saw that too? I thought I was halucinating..." he replied.
"Maybe we both are."
They continued down the hall.
"What number are we at... 319. It should be right down here."
Jason said. As they passed the next room, the door was open and they glanced inside. There sat the Undertaker, Kevin Nash, X-pac and Scott Hall.
"I'm poe and you're all faggots!" Undertaker yelled.
"I'm Lala!" X-pac shrieked.
"Are not! I am!" Nash hollered.
"I'm Dipsy!" Hall said.
Jaimee and Jason looked at eachother and wisely continued down the hallway. Three doors further down they encountered Jeff Hardy banging on a door.
"Matt! Lita! Let me in! I have to rinse my hair NOW! It won't come out the right color! Matt! C'MON! OPEN UP!!!!!!"
The door opened and Lita stepped out. Jeff ran inside, almost knocking her over in the process. Jason nudged Jaimee and began to sing in a low tone "dude looks like a lady...." Jaimee giggled. Lita gave him a dirty look and went into a room across the hall. They continued two doors further down.
"Here it is, 325. Ready?" Jason said.
"Let's do it." Jaimee replied.
Together they burst into the room.
Diana and Test stepped out of the elevator and started down a hallway. She looked around as they went. They passed room 319 and as they walked by 320, Diana thought she saw the Undertaker and the nWo fighting inside. As she passed 321, Kurt Angle stepped out. Diana tapped him on the shoulder.
"Exscuse me, Mr. Angle? Hi, I just wanted to tell you that you suck mad hairy monkey balls. Bye now."
Test snickered.
"I DO NOT SUCK!" Angle called after them.
They went down three doors and Test stepped inside room 324.
"Here we are," he said.
As Diana went inside she heard a series of loud crashes, bangs and shouts coming from the room to her right.
"What the hell is that?" she said.
Test shrugged and sat down on the bed.
"Come lay down." he said patting the space beside him.
She shrugged and curled up beside him. Within five minutes Test was snoring soundly, and the shouting and banging from the next room grew louder. 'I can't TAKE THIS!' Diana thought to herself. She got up, careful to not wake Test, and slipped silently out the door. As she passed the room from where the racket was originating, room 325, she gave the door a disgusted look. The next door opened up and D-Von Dudley stepped out.
"Hello miss. Would you like to make a donation?" he said holding out a white collection tin.
"For what?" she said.
"I am Mr. McMahon's spiritual advisor. The lord told me..."
"Sorry, I'm a Pagan." she said as she walked away and D-Von's mouth hit the floor.
Diana went down two more doors and was suddenly knocked to the ground as Cristian came barreling out of the door.
"What are YOU doing here?" Christian asked with a not-so-pleased look on his face.
"I came with Test, but he fell asleep and is snoring really loud and the people in the room next to him are making a way whole lot of noise. Oh, by the way, you DO know I was only joking ealier, right?" Diana said in a rush.
"Well, Test does sound like a motorboat sometimes, and I guess we're even now." He said as he helped her up.
"You can stay in my room if you want." he continued.
"Thanks," she replied and stepped inside room 328.
"I'll be right back. I've got to go ask uh... Edge something real fast." he said as he went into the next room.
A smile slowly spread across Diana's face.
"Dude, you're like... Superman or something." Jeanine giggled as she watched Triple H press the elevator button while carrying four pizzas, six bags of potato chips and six three liter bottles of soda.
They stepped inside the elevator and when the doors opened they stood in a long hallway. As they started past room 329 Cristian came out and went in room 328 as they passed room 327, Jeanine thought she saw Stone Cold, beer in hand, empty cans strewn about, watching Nascar reruns. She shrugged and they continued down the hallway. There was a lot of shouting and banging coming from room 325, loud snoring from room 324 and all that could be heard from 323 was running water. They were about to pass 322 when Rikishi came up and said hi. He turned around to unlock the door when Jeanine heard a loud beeping noise and began franticly screaming.
"What?!" Triple H yelled at her.
"What's wrong?!" he continued.
"He's backing up!!!" she screamed as she got as far away from Rikishi as she could.
Rikishi turned around, confused. He picked up his pager from his pocket and the noise stopped. He gave Jeanine a strange look and went inside the room. Jeanine calmed down a little and once again, they started down the hall. In room 321 someone was yelling "I DO NOT SUCK!", and in room 320 it sounded like several people were yelling. Jeanine thought she heard the occasional mention of a tellitubbie's name. At the next door, 319, Triple H paused and inserted a key in the knob. The door swung open and the two of them went inside.
"Let's eat!" he said.
What now?! What is going to happen to Triple H and Jeanine? And what was that smile on Diana's face all about? And just what the hell is going on in Jericho's room anyway?!Find out in Backstage pass part 4 -The Win.
Book 1 Part 3 -The Chase
By Minako R. Maxwell
*Please Note* Don't own WWF, this was written early 2002
Jaimee and Jason stepped out of the stairwell into a long hallway of hotel rooms.
"What number are we looking for again?" Jason asked.
"325," Jaimee replied.
They walked down the hall and suddenly heard a series of loud thuds.
"What the hell is that?!" Jaimee cried.
All at once they saw Kane coming at them. They stepped out of the way.
"Did I really just see Kane doing back handsprings down the hallway?" Jaimee asked Jason.
"You saw that too? I thought I was halucinating..." he replied.
"Maybe we both are."
They continued down the hall.
"What number are we at... 319. It should be right down here."
Jason said. As they passed the next room, the door was open and they glanced inside. There sat the Undertaker, Kevin Nash, X-pac and Scott Hall.
"I'm poe and you're all faggots!" Undertaker yelled.
"I'm Lala!" X-pac shrieked.
"Are not! I am!" Nash hollered.
"I'm Dipsy!" Hall said.
Jaimee and Jason looked at eachother and wisely continued down the hallway. Three doors further down they encountered Jeff Hardy banging on a door.
"Matt! Lita! Let me in! I have to rinse my hair NOW! It won't come out the right color! Matt! C'MON! OPEN UP!!!!!!"
The door opened and Lita stepped out. Jeff ran inside, almost knocking her over in the process. Jason nudged Jaimee and began to sing in a low tone "dude looks like a lady...." Jaimee giggled. Lita gave him a dirty look and went into a room across the hall. They continued two doors further down.
"Here it is, 325. Ready?" Jason said.
"Let's do it." Jaimee replied.
Together they burst into the room.
Diana and Test stepped out of the elevator and started down a hallway. She looked around as they went. They passed room 319 and as they walked by 320, Diana thought she saw the Undertaker and the nWo fighting inside. As she passed 321, Kurt Angle stepped out. Diana tapped him on the shoulder.
"Exscuse me, Mr. Angle? Hi, I just wanted to tell you that you suck mad hairy monkey balls. Bye now."
Test snickered.
"I DO NOT SUCK!" Angle called after them.
They went down three doors and Test stepped inside room 324.
"Here we are," he said.
As Diana went inside she heard a series of loud crashes, bangs and shouts coming from the room to her right.
"What the hell is that?" she said.
Test shrugged and sat down on the bed.
"Come lay down." he said patting the space beside him.
She shrugged and curled up beside him. Within five minutes Test was snoring soundly, and the shouting and banging from the next room grew louder. 'I can't TAKE THIS!' Diana thought to herself. She got up, careful to not wake Test, and slipped silently out the door. As she passed the room from where the racket was originating, room 325, she gave the door a disgusted look. The next door opened up and D-Von Dudley stepped out.
"Hello miss. Would you like to make a donation?" he said holding out a white collection tin.
"For what?" she said.
"I am Mr. McMahon's spiritual advisor. The lord told me..."
"Sorry, I'm a Pagan." she said as she walked away and D-Von's mouth hit the floor.
Diana went down two more doors and was suddenly knocked to the ground as Cristian came barreling out of the door.
"What are YOU doing here?" Christian asked with a not-so-pleased look on his face.
"I came with Test, but he fell asleep and is snoring really loud and the people in the room next to him are making a way whole lot of noise. Oh, by the way, you DO know I was only joking ealier, right?" Diana said in a rush.
"Well, Test does sound like a motorboat sometimes, and I guess we're even now." He said as he helped her up.
"You can stay in my room if you want." he continued.
"Thanks," she replied and stepped inside room 328.
"I'll be right back. I've got to go ask uh... Edge something real fast." he said as he went into the next room.
A smile slowly spread across Diana's face.
"Dude, you're like... Superman or something." Jeanine giggled as she watched Triple H press the elevator button while carrying four pizzas, six bags of potato chips and six three liter bottles of soda.
They stepped inside the elevator and when the doors opened they stood in a long hallway. As they started past room 329 Cristian came out and went in room 328 as they passed room 327, Jeanine thought she saw Stone Cold, beer in hand, empty cans strewn about, watching Nascar reruns. She shrugged and they continued down the hallway. There was a lot of shouting and banging coming from room 325, loud snoring from room 324 and all that could be heard from 323 was running water. They were about to pass 322 when Rikishi came up and said hi. He turned around to unlock the door when Jeanine heard a loud beeping noise and began franticly screaming.
"What?!" Triple H yelled at her.
"What's wrong?!" he continued.
"He's backing up!!!" she screamed as she got as far away from Rikishi as she could.
Rikishi turned around, confused. He picked up his pager from his pocket and the noise stopped. He gave Jeanine a strange look and went inside the room. Jeanine calmed down a little and once again, they started down the hall. In room 321 someone was yelling "I DO NOT SUCK!", and in room 320 it sounded like several people were yelling. Jeanine thought she heard the occasional mention of a tellitubbie's name. At the next door, 319, Triple H paused and inserted a key in the knob. The door swung open and the two of them went inside.
"Let's eat!" he said.
What now?! What is going to happen to Triple H and Jeanine? And what was that smile on Diana's face all about? And just what the hell is going on in Jericho's room anyway?!Find out in Backstage pass part 4 -The Win.