PARTNERS FOR LIFE
Author: ScullySayer (mulder4scully@hotmail.com). Is it obvious I'm an X Files fan?
Summary: DANIEL IS NOT DEAD!! Sam and Daniel get drunk, Teal'c says something other than 'indeed' (gasp!) and Jack has to keep his cool through all of the chaos! It doesn't help that he and Sam will be going on a cruise together…
Disclaimer: This is not mine. The characters are not mine. Stargate is not etc. You get the general idea, right?
Rating: PG-13 for *minor* swear words and 'adult themes'.
Archive: If you want *grins*
Author's Notes: Okay, first off: in case I didn't make it clear in the summary, DANIEL IS NOT DEAD. Is that clear? DANIEL IS NOT DEAD. Do I have to say it again? Secondly, I haven't seen all of the episodes of Stargate (especially the earlier ones) so some bits… I might be repeating, I might be contradicting, but I've tried to do as little of this as possible. This might actually be in the early stages of the show (season 1…) but Sam's a Major, so I guess that's *really* not possible. I live in Australia, too, so I know hardly anything about America (which includes the airplane time from Cheyenne to San Francisco). It took long, extensive map researching to put down a suitable bay for them to leave from!! (er… you'll find out when you read the story…)
And, predictably, this will turn out Jack/Sam (God, I love it!)
Okay, sorry for all of that! Please be kind on me… the first Stargate fic I've actually had the courage to post! Tell me what you think, but please try not to be nasty… I'm weak! Gah, I'm weak!
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Chapter 1: The Dream
"You took my space." Major Samantha Carter beckoned to the car spot the rugged jeep had just backed into, and Colonel Jack O'Neill, the driver of the car, shrugged.
"Doesn't have your name on it," he said simply.
"You know this is my spot. I always take this spot."
"Jesus, Carter, there's a spot over there you can take!"
"That's not the point, and besides-I don't want that spot. I want my spot."
"Carter, it's just a parking space," Jack sighed out exasperatedly. Sam put her hands on her hips stubbornly.
"It isn't just that. You're showing a blatant act of disrespect."
"What the hell are you talking about, Carter?"
"Would you do the same to Daniel? To Teal'c, if he had a car?"
"No, because neither of them have parking spots…"
"You wouldn't do this to someone else!"
"At least they wouldn't make such a big deal out of this." He shook his head, slipped his glasses smoothly onto the top of his sandy hair and placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Chill out, Sam. Look, I'll buy you a drink after work, how's that?" Sam punched him in the mouth, shaking with anger.
"How dare you…" she breathed out and, holding his cheek, Jack retorted in shock
"How dare me? How dare you! You…" He slapped her in the face, and she replied with another punch. He pushed her into her stopped car nearby, and before they knew it they were both involved in a full-out brawl.
"Oh, you are such a bitch…" Jack whispered, and that's when Sam realized that she couldn't feel his breath against her neck. She woke up with a start, then settled back into her pillows.
She should've realized it was a dream much earlier. One; Jack would never harm her in anyway (at least, she hoped not), two; if he ever did steal her parking space (which he often did) she wouldn't make any sort of a deal out of it and three; well, the last time she ever heard Jack say chill out…
Well, let's just say that story isn't suitable for children.
She realized where she got the bitch line. The TV was on and -surprise!- she had switched to the Porn Channel. Apparently, they were showing some sort of 'mean bastard' show. Clicking the TV off, she got out of bed, picked up the discarded clothes strewn over the floor from the night before and went straight to the shower.
No matter what he said, Colonel Jack O'Neill in a dream was always a turn-on; and either she had a cold shower or have an orgasm.
And she already had one last night.
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A/N: Does Sam do the dirty to herself? I have no idea, but I'm evil, so naturally I would put that in o_O
But it does get better, I promise, and less… disgusting? (Is it? Tell me in reviews -hint hint-)