(A/N) Okay! I can't say too much about this but, well of course, enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY DORM, POTTER?!!"

Harry fell back in suprise as a sleeping-a-second-ago Kittie woke up with one hell of a shout that brought the banshee of her out again.

"I'm just looking for Hermione!"

Hermione had fell out of her bed with a scream much like Kittie's. She looked over her bed, her hair dishevealed. "What? Couldn't you wait till breakfast, Harry?"

"I-I guess."

Kittie threw off her covers and shoved Harry out of the room slamming the door behind him.

He stood in suprise for a few seconds, barely aware of the boys' heads sticking out the doors and the scattered appualse. "That was one hell of a pair of legs." He murmured, still stunned as Ron dragged him back into his room.

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"So, what were her pajamas like?" Dean asked eagerly as Harry sat on the edge of his bed, trying to get his ears to stop ringing.

"Black, really short shorts with a dragon on the front. And a really small green tank top."

Seamus wolf-whistled. "I bet your the only one who ever seen Kittie Silcia in shorts. She must have some form of a goddess in her line."

Harry was tempted to tell about the nymphs but kept his mouth shut and tuned out as Neville and Dean began to argue who had a better chance with her. "Why don't *we* have a balcony?" he asked suddenly.

Everyone turned to look at him. "You *did* get a good look at her room, didn't you you devil?"

Harry's face heated. "I was just wondering. I mean, we don't."

Ron stretched. "Well. I'm going downstairs to see if I can interest the girls to a game of go fish, now that the whole castle's up."

Seamus looked confused. "You seem to have a huge fascination with go fish lately, Ron. What gives?"

Ron shrugged.

"Yeah." Harry said standing up. "I'm gonna play too. I wanna see those legs again."

Ron shook his head. "I wouldn't bet on seeing much. Kittie's been getting better. And I'd like to thank my sister for teaching her."

Harry grinned. "Thank?"

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When they went downstairs, Kittie and Hermione were reading seperate small books by the fire.

"Where's Ginny?" Ron looked around.

Kittie shrugged. "Probely at breakfast. Why?"

Harry spoke up. "Go Fish, anyone?"

Kittie and Hermione exchanged glances. "Tell you what. We get two more girls and you guys get two more guys and we'll have a game."

Ron nodded and ran up the stairs.

Hermione ran after him and Harry turned to Kittie.

"Why don't you wear shorts more often?" he asked as Kittie stood and placed her book on the coffee table.

She scoffed. "You saw why."

"And you say you're not shy."

Kittie opened her mouth but Ron and Hermione had returned with Seamus, Dean, Parvati, and Lavender.

Hermione sat up the table and Kittie ran back up the stairs to get the cards.

"So what are the rules?" Dean asked nervously.

"Try to stay dressed."

"Dressed?"

Kittie sat next to Hermione and shuffled as everyone else took a seat. "This is just like go fish, but we strip if we have to fish, or if you lose a card."

"And you can't ask the person next to you or you're own gender." Hermione cut in.

Dean and Seamus turned to Ron. "You lucky bastard." Seamus sputtered.

Ron beamed.

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Fifteen minutes into the game Harry,Ron,and Dean were shirtless and poor Seamus was only in his boxers. Kittie and Hermione was barefoot and Parvati was sweater-less, while Lavender was down to her muscle shirt.

Ron called for a break. He turned to the boys. "Ok, we're losing."

Harry shivered and rubbed his arms. "Thank you, Sherlock."

"What are we going to do, Ron?" Seamus crossed his arms over his bare chest.

Ron shrugged. "Lady Luck isn't with us."

"Alright!" Kittie called. "Back to the game boys!" She playfully slapped Seamus's arse and went to her seat.

Harry noticed her pocket her wand. "Wait a minute!"

Kittie paled. "Wands on the coffee table."

The girls groaned and took their wands out and put them on the table.

"Now lets play this right." He sneered at Kittie.

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That did it.

After fifteen minutes, the boys were still in their pants and boxers while Kittie, Lavender and Parvati were shirtless and poor Hermione had just lost her pants.

"A king, Potter." Kittie rubbed her arms. Harry groaned and handed her his king of hearts.

She grinned evilly. "Your pants."

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Almost an hour later, Harry, Ron, and Dean were down to their boxers and Seamus had to fold for losing his boxers.

Parvati giggled and held Harry's pants up. "Do we get to keep their clothes, Kittie?" Kittie shook her head. Harry grinned. "A queen, Kittie."

She slammed her head on the table and shoved the queen of hearts at him. He grinned. "Your pants."

Three boys' heads disappeared under the table as Kittie threw her large pants at them.

Dean reappeared and ran his arm over his mouth. Ron looked at Hermione and asked for a ten. Harry was the last to reappear and he cocked his eye brows at a blushing Kittie.

As the game ended, He and Kittie were the last. Neither of them had lost anything since Kittie.

Harry looked at his last hand. "If I get this, what do I get?"

"*What*, Potter?!"

"I mean, will you teach me how to fight? You won't have to lose any more clothes."

"What do you want to learn, specificly."

"Everything you know."

"As in knives, archery, swords, and fists?"

"Er..yeah."

"Deal. But you don't, I get to keep your boxers."

"Deal. A five?"

Kittie grinned evilly. "Go Fish, Potter."

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hope I'm not torturing you guys. I had to dedicate a chapter to strip go fish. Review!