O.K. this is a story that I thought about while I was in History class. I was thinking about my last year's teacher who I really didnt like. Her name was Ms. Ninteman. She was a total wench. Not to mention that she is a MS. and its no surprise. Shes 40 years old and never been kissed. Well I dont know that but who in their right mind would want to kiss her. anyways on with the story.
It was typical day in the live of KiKi, the four turtles and of course Egor. They all were having a great day up until they had to go to ther history class. Their teacher was Ms. Ninteman. She wasnt just any school teacher. She was a monstrosity. Oh well they just had to muster through 1 and 1\2 hours.
Ms. Ninteman- "O.K. class you need to sit down so we can go through today's schedual"
Donnie gets the "oh great" look on face and Egor takes out his new lollie pop that he got at the mall with KiKi the night before.
Ms. Ninteman- "I'll be taking that since you are'nt supposed to be eating in this class"
Ms. Ninteman tries to take the lollie away from Egor but he has his tongue wrapped around the whole thing. She pulls until Egor lets go causing the teacher to plunge onto the floor. The whole class begins to laugh. Ninteman gets up with an embarrased look on her face and throws Egor's sucker into the drawer where she puts all of the candy that she takes from innocent students who are simply hungry and prefer not to have their food taken from them by wenchy teachers.
Ninteman- " Now that that's settled we can move on to what we are going to be doing for the duration of the period."
Donnie-"A little midol should clear that right up."
Mikey- "Dude, she would need one the size of a frisby!"
Ninteman- " Oh I have to take attendance how could I forget."
Ninteman- " All right who are we missing, uh KiKi Robinson and Raphael. Hmmm I wonder where they could be."
Donnie and Mikey start to laugh.
Ninteman- " Is there something you could share with the rest of us Michaelangello?"
Mikey- " Skittles anyone?"
Ms. Ninteman gets the usuall cracked look on her face an starts to reprimand poor Mikey who is just trying to add a touch of humor in that damn classroom.
Ninteman- "Is that supposed to be funny?"
Mikey- " Well...."
Ninteman- " I SAID IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! WELL I DONT THINK IT'S FUNNY AND THE REST OF US DONT THINK ITS FUNNY! ANYMORE OF YOUR FUNNY JOKES AND YOUVE GOT PRINCIPAL LUND TO ANSWER TO !
Mikey slowly slinks into his chair with a unsettled look on his face. Leo flashes him a glare from across the room. Donnie gives him the psycho motion with his hand.
Egor- "Egor think funny!"
Egor was still sitting there with his tongue out and a pitiable look on his sad little face.
Egor(sobbing)- " Lollie."
Mikey- " Dont worry Egor we'll get it back."
Ms. Ninteman had finished blabbing on about the big test in wich we were allowed to use our notes as long as we had them done. And if they didnt have the notes on all four chapters done and we used our notes we would get 0 credit on the whole test. Yah I know it makes way too much sense.
Ninteman- " O.K. class I am passing out peppermint candies to you all to get your brain juices flowing so you are mentally ready for the test."
Ms. Ninteman starts to pass out the striped candies to each student and even Donnie has a confused look on his face. Egor takes the mint and put it in his mouth only to have it pop right back out onto the table. Egor gets a disapointed look on his face.
Egor- "Egor no want damn icky mint."
Egor's face gets serious.
Egor- " Egor want Lollie."
O.K. this is all I have for now but I'll try to get the rest done tomorrow. K? Youll get to see where KiKi and Raph were though you probably have a good idea of where they are and youll get to see what happens to the teacher from hell.
~KiKi~
P.S. Write reveiws and tell me what you think so far. Thanks
It was typical day in the live of KiKi, the four turtles and of course Egor. They all were having a great day up until they had to go to ther history class. Their teacher was Ms. Ninteman. She wasnt just any school teacher. She was a monstrosity. Oh well they just had to muster through 1 and 1\2 hours.
Ms. Ninteman- "O.K. class you need to sit down so we can go through today's schedual"
Donnie gets the "oh great" look on face and Egor takes out his new lollie pop that he got at the mall with KiKi the night before.
Ms. Ninteman- "I'll be taking that since you are'nt supposed to be eating in this class"
Ms. Ninteman tries to take the lollie away from Egor but he has his tongue wrapped around the whole thing. She pulls until Egor lets go causing the teacher to plunge onto the floor. The whole class begins to laugh. Ninteman gets up with an embarrased look on her face and throws Egor's sucker into the drawer where she puts all of the candy that she takes from innocent students who are simply hungry and prefer not to have their food taken from them by wenchy teachers.
Ninteman- " Now that that's settled we can move on to what we are going to be doing for the duration of the period."
Donnie-"A little midol should clear that right up."
Mikey- "Dude, she would need one the size of a frisby!"
Ninteman- " Oh I have to take attendance how could I forget."
Ninteman- " All right who are we missing, uh KiKi Robinson and Raphael. Hmmm I wonder where they could be."
Donnie and Mikey start to laugh.
Ninteman- " Is there something you could share with the rest of us Michaelangello?"
Mikey- " Skittles anyone?"
Ms. Ninteman gets the usuall cracked look on her face an starts to reprimand poor Mikey who is just trying to add a touch of humor in that damn classroom.
Ninteman- "Is that supposed to be funny?"
Mikey- " Well...."
Ninteman- " I SAID IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! WELL I DONT THINK IT'S FUNNY AND THE REST OF US DONT THINK ITS FUNNY! ANYMORE OF YOUR FUNNY JOKES AND YOUVE GOT PRINCIPAL LUND TO ANSWER TO !
Mikey slowly slinks into his chair with a unsettled look on his face. Leo flashes him a glare from across the room. Donnie gives him the psycho motion with his hand.
Egor- "Egor think funny!"
Egor was still sitting there with his tongue out and a pitiable look on his sad little face.
Egor(sobbing)- " Lollie."
Mikey- " Dont worry Egor we'll get it back."
Ms. Ninteman had finished blabbing on about the big test in wich we were allowed to use our notes as long as we had them done. And if they didnt have the notes on all four chapters done and we used our notes we would get 0 credit on the whole test. Yah I know it makes way too much sense.
Ninteman- " O.K. class I am passing out peppermint candies to you all to get your brain juices flowing so you are mentally ready for the test."
Ms. Ninteman starts to pass out the striped candies to each student and even Donnie has a confused look on his face. Egor takes the mint and put it in his mouth only to have it pop right back out onto the table. Egor gets a disapointed look on his face.
Egor- "Egor no want damn icky mint."
Egor's face gets serious.
Egor- " Egor want Lollie."
O.K. this is all I have for now but I'll try to get the rest done tomorrow. K? Youll get to see where KiKi and Raph were though you probably have a good idea of where they are and youll get to see what happens to the teacher from hell.
~KiKi~
P.S. Write reveiws and tell me what you think so far. Thanks