Chapter 2: The Monster. I mean The Ninth Grade history teacher.
Disclamer: I do not own the Ninja Turtles but I do own KiKi and Egor. Yeah.
Ms. Ninteman starts to pass out the papers to each row.
Ninteman- "Take one and pass it back."
She gets to Egor who at this point is totally pissed off. His candy that he spit out was still in the middle of the desk. She gives Egor the small stack of papers.
Ninteman- "Take one and pass it ba....."
She looks at the disowned candy sitting on the top of the desk.
Ninteman- "If you cant keep that in your mouth Ill have to ask you to throw it away."
Egor picks up the candy and acts like he is going to eat it but sticks it on the back of Ms. Ninteman's dress as she turns around.
Ms. Ninteman marches back to her desk and sits down. Egor is still glaring at her. Ms. Ninteman looks up at him.
Ninteman- "Egor you need to keep your eyes on your own paper."
Egor looks at his test and puts LOLLIE for all of the answers.
All of a sudden KiKi and Raph come barging through the door, Raph wiping his mouth off and KiKi foofing her hair. Leo looks up at the two and gets an agitated look on his face. Donnie and Mikey both start laughing. Yeah Egor is still pissed.
Ninteman- "Do you two have a pass?"
KiKi- "Oh, uh, yup here ya go."
Ninteman- "You both had a doctor's appointment?"
KiKi and Raph look at each other go to there seats with the test. KiKi takes a seat next to Egor and Mikey while Raph sits scross from them. KiKi looks over at Raph who has a big smirk on his face. KiKi shakes her head and Raph looks up. KiKi winks at Raph and Raph snaps at her. Leo looks up at Raph in a ill-natured manner. Donnie is taking his pen apart and throwing the pieces at Leo. Raph sticks his tongue out at Leo. Egor is still pissed.
Raph raises his hand and asks about #7. Ms. Ninteman gets all crazy eyed as she looks at Raph's unfinished notes.
Ninteman- "You can't be using these on the test if you are not finished!"
Raph- "Yes they are!"
Ninteman- "No they have to be three fourths of a page long and this one page is only about a half."
Raph- "What!"
Donnie looks down at his desk and gets the "here we go again" look on his face and sighs. Raph is starting to get pissed. Big surprise.
Ninteman- "Yes you see this page, it only has..."
Raph- "I can see that but why the hell should it matter it I am 1/3 of a page short?
Ninteman- "You are not going to use language in this classroom. And it does matter if you are 1/3 of a page short because the rules are that every page must be at least 3/4 of a page long."
Raph rips his paper out of the teacher's hand returns to his seat.
Raph- "What a load of ...."
KiKi starts laughing. She looks at Egor who is yeah still ticked off. She looks at Mikey an asks what he is going to do after school.
Mikey- "Well we were planning on going to the movie and ordering a pizza afterards.
Egor- "Pizza?"
KiKi- "Egor shhhhhh!"
All of a sudden Egor explodes out of his chair and starts bouncing around the room and clapping his hand at the same time. Everyone pauses and looks up at the balistic Egor.
Egor- "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!"
Ninteman- "Egor you have to stop that or I am going to have to tell you to leave the room!"
Egor gets more exited and jumps so high that he gets tangled in the Boston Massacre mobile that Ms. Ninteman had hanging on the ceiling. All of a sudden Raph gets up and starts to laugh histerically because Ms. Ninteman had tried to catch Egor but was now being drug around the room by Egor who was waving his arms in the air. She held on tightly to the side of his new red hooded sweatshirt while he drug her around the room. All of a sudden the peice of coat that she had in her hands gives way causing her to go rolling into the bookshelf. All of the turtles were laughing and cheering for Egor. Exept Leo of course. KiKi runs over to Egor to try and help him get the tangled mobile off his head but Egor is still going ballistic.
Donnie- "Give him a biscuit!"
KiKi- "I forgot his biscuits at home!"
Mikey- "Oh great!"
Raph- "Wonderful!"
All of a sudden Ms. Ninteman tries to get up from under the bookshelf. Mikey is over at Ms. Ninteman's desk finding Egor's lollie. He grabs it and waves it in the air at Egor.
Mikey- "EGOR LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"
Egor looks at Mikey and stampedes over to the desk. Ms. Ninteman, who is only about half way out from under the bookshelf screams at Egor.
Ninteman- "TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFI......"
Egor stomps right over the book shelf, knocking Ms. Ninteman unconscious.
Egor- "Egor want lollie NOW!!!!"
Egor collides into the desk causing all of the contents in the drawers to burst out. Mikey quick gives gives Egor the sucker. Egor sits on the floor hugging his beautifle lollie. Raph and KiKi give each other the "what the hell just happend" look.
Mikey- "We better get out of here guys!"
Raph- "Good idea!"
KiKi- "Oh my God we are so gonna pay for this!"
Leo- "It all your fault Raph if you wouldnt have been late!"
Raph- "What the hell?"
Mikey- "What are we going to tell Splinter?"
Raph- "Ya wanna answer that Leo?"
Leo gives Raph dirty look.
Leo- "The truth."
Donnie walks over to Egor and looks at the mess that was just created. He untangles the mobile that Egor had tangled around his head. Donnie looks over at the drawer that was laying next to Egor.
Donnie- "Hey this is my calculator!"
Raph- "Uh guys I think we better go!"
Mikey- "Good idea!"
They start to walk out the door but stop because Egor is still sitting and spending quality time with his lollie. Raph gets his pissed look on his face and marches over to Egor.
Raph- "What are you doing?"
Egor- "Mmmmmmmmmmm, Lollie.
KiKi- " Egor get up its time to go now!"
Donnie- "it doesnt look like he is going anywhere anytime soon."
Donnie picks up Egor, who has a glazed look on his face continueing his oooos and ahhhhhs. Raph friskily looks at KiKi and sweeps her off her feet and carries her out the door. Leo rolls his eyes.
They manage to escape and go to the movies and even get their pizza.
Egor- "PIZZA?"
Yeah Egor pizza. I know, Egor love pizza.
Egor- "MMMMM HMMMMMM!"
Disclamer: I do not own the Ninja Turtles but I do own KiKi and Egor. Yeah.
Ms. Ninteman starts to pass out the papers to each row.
Ninteman- "Take one and pass it back."
She gets to Egor who at this point is totally pissed off. His candy that he spit out was still in the middle of the desk. She gives Egor the small stack of papers.
Ninteman- "Take one and pass it ba....."
She looks at the disowned candy sitting on the top of the desk.
Ninteman- "If you cant keep that in your mouth Ill have to ask you to throw it away."
Egor picks up the candy and acts like he is going to eat it but sticks it on the back of Ms. Ninteman's dress as she turns around.
Ms. Ninteman marches back to her desk and sits down. Egor is still glaring at her. Ms. Ninteman looks up at him.
Ninteman- "Egor you need to keep your eyes on your own paper."
Egor looks at his test and puts LOLLIE for all of the answers.
All of a sudden KiKi and Raph come barging through the door, Raph wiping his mouth off and KiKi foofing her hair. Leo looks up at the two and gets an agitated look on his face. Donnie and Mikey both start laughing. Yeah Egor is still pissed.
Ninteman- "Do you two have a pass?"
KiKi- "Oh, uh, yup here ya go."
Ninteman- "You both had a doctor's appointment?"
KiKi and Raph look at each other go to there seats with the test. KiKi takes a seat next to Egor and Mikey while Raph sits scross from them. KiKi looks over at Raph who has a big smirk on his face. KiKi shakes her head and Raph looks up. KiKi winks at Raph and Raph snaps at her. Leo looks up at Raph in a ill-natured manner. Donnie is taking his pen apart and throwing the pieces at Leo. Raph sticks his tongue out at Leo. Egor is still pissed.
Raph raises his hand and asks about #7. Ms. Ninteman gets all crazy eyed as she looks at Raph's unfinished notes.
Ninteman- "You can't be using these on the test if you are not finished!"
Raph- "Yes they are!"
Ninteman- "No they have to be three fourths of a page long and this one page is only about a half."
Raph- "What!"
Donnie looks down at his desk and gets the "here we go again" look on his face and sighs. Raph is starting to get pissed. Big surprise.
Ninteman- "Yes you see this page, it only has..."
Raph- "I can see that but why the hell should it matter it I am 1/3 of a page short?
Ninteman- "You are not going to use language in this classroom. And it does matter if you are 1/3 of a page short because the rules are that every page must be at least 3/4 of a page long."
Raph rips his paper out of the teacher's hand returns to his seat.
Raph- "What a load of ...."
KiKi starts laughing. She looks at Egor who is yeah still ticked off. She looks at Mikey an asks what he is going to do after school.
Mikey- "Well we were planning on going to the movie and ordering a pizza afterards.
Egor- "Pizza?"
KiKi- "Egor shhhhhh!"
All of a sudden Egor explodes out of his chair and starts bouncing around the room and clapping his hand at the same time. Everyone pauses and looks up at the balistic Egor.
Egor- "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!"
Ninteman- "Egor you have to stop that or I am going to have to tell you to leave the room!"
Egor gets more exited and jumps so high that he gets tangled in the Boston Massacre mobile that Ms. Ninteman had hanging on the ceiling. All of a sudden Raph gets up and starts to laugh histerically because Ms. Ninteman had tried to catch Egor but was now being drug around the room by Egor who was waving his arms in the air. She held on tightly to the side of his new red hooded sweatshirt while he drug her around the room. All of a sudden the peice of coat that she had in her hands gives way causing her to go rolling into the bookshelf. All of the turtles were laughing and cheering for Egor. Exept Leo of course. KiKi runs over to Egor to try and help him get the tangled mobile off his head but Egor is still going ballistic.
Donnie- "Give him a biscuit!"
KiKi- "I forgot his biscuits at home!"
Mikey- "Oh great!"
Raph- "Wonderful!"
All of a sudden Ms. Ninteman tries to get up from under the bookshelf. Mikey is over at Ms. Ninteman's desk finding Egor's lollie. He grabs it and waves it in the air at Egor.
Mikey- "EGOR LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"
Egor looks at Mikey and stampedes over to the desk. Ms. Ninteman, who is only about half way out from under the bookshelf screams at Egor.
Ninteman- "TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFI......"
Egor stomps right over the book shelf, knocking Ms. Ninteman unconscious.
Egor- "Egor want lollie NOW!!!!"
Egor collides into the desk causing all of the contents in the drawers to burst out. Mikey quick gives gives Egor the sucker. Egor sits on the floor hugging his beautifle lollie. Raph and KiKi give each other the "what the hell just happend" look.
Mikey- "We better get out of here guys!"
Raph- "Good idea!"
KiKi- "Oh my God we are so gonna pay for this!"
Leo- "It all your fault Raph if you wouldnt have been late!"
Raph- "What the hell?"
Mikey- "What are we going to tell Splinter?"
Raph- "Ya wanna answer that Leo?"
Leo gives Raph dirty look.
Leo- "The truth."
Donnie walks over to Egor and looks at the mess that was just created. He untangles the mobile that Egor had tangled around his head. Donnie looks over at the drawer that was laying next to Egor.
Donnie- "Hey this is my calculator!"
Raph- "Uh guys I think we better go!"
Mikey- "Good idea!"
They start to walk out the door but stop because Egor is still sitting and spending quality time with his lollie. Raph gets his pissed look on his face and marches over to Egor.
Raph- "What are you doing?"
Egor- "Mmmmmmmmmmm, Lollie.
KiKi- " Egor get up its time to go now!"
Donnie- "it doesnt look like he is going anywhere anytime soon."
Donnie picks up Egor, who has a glazed look on his face continueing his oooos and ahhhhhs. Raph friskily looks at KiKi and sweeps her off her feet and carries her out the door. Leo rolls his eyes.
They manage to escape and go to the movies and even get their pizza.
Egor- "PIZZA?"
Yeah Egor pizza. I know, Egor love pizza.
Egor- "MMMMM HMMMMMM!"