Stranded
(This chapter is currently incomplete)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters featured in this story. I wrote this purely from the insanity that lives in my mind. The voices told me to do it...I swear... And sorry to all the fangirls who may be offended by this, I'm one too. My friends persuaded me to write this, so blame the voices and my friends. *huggles hobbits* SOORY!!!
Sam's Diary
Day 1: The hobbits and I are stuck on a deserted tropical island. I think it might be my fault, too. I sorta drew on the map...it was fun!
Later: In an attempt to bring the weed to shore, my foot went through the bottom of the boat. It sank. Luckily, though, I was able to recover the weed and hide it in a coconut. The others don't know about it, so I have my own private stash. Merry and Pippin have gone off to look around the island. I better go check on my weed...
Day 2: Urgh.... I finally regained consciousness with a massive headache. I think I fell out of a tree... How I got there, I don't know, but a large amount of my weed is gone... I can't believe I smoked that much... Damn, Frodo won't climb trees with me. It's fun, too!
Night: Err, I just woke up again. I think Frodo knocked me out with a coconut. Well, now it's payback time. I stole his pants while he was taking a nap and made a little fort out of them and palm branches in the tropical forest. Now I have a little house full of weed all to myself. It's fun to watch Frodo suffer in the cold. He keeps complaining though, so I told him to make palm leaf pants. He refuses, but I don't know why...
Day 5: I woke up in a, get this, BED!!! Merry and Pippin then walked in and explained everything to me. It seems, well, it's complicated. In short, when Merry and Pippin went off to explore the island, they found out it was actually a tropical resort... Aw, screw it. It's too long. Anyway, I'll have to thank them for saving my life after Frodo cracked.
Later: I gave the two what was left of my weed as thanks. It turns out there isn't any weed on the island, so the three of us sold it. We each bought a tropic-elf servant and then combined the rest of our earnings to buy a camera.
Night: Currently, I am sneaking off to Frodo's camp. I have been put in charge of placing the camera somewhere where Frodo would never look. Placed it under a rock, he'll never look there. Wow, the coconut dummy Merry made is really stupid. Frodo must be going blind if he really thinks it's me. The camera will tell all in the morning.
Day 6: We're watching the tape right now. It seems Frodo DID make palm pants then. They look funny on him. The Sam dummy is really starting to smell. Probably not as bad as Aragorn, though.
Later: Frodo's pants disintegrated when he got near the dummy. This tape is so funny!
Day 7: Frodo finally set the body adrift. As it floated away he suddenly exploded, remarking that the body was wearing his pants. It wasn't. He really must be going blind.
Later: Oh my gosh! Frodo just got high from smoking coconut weed! It's hillarious! He keeps walking into trees and tripping over his own feet! This is great...
(This chapter is currently incomplete)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters featured in this story. I wrote this purely from the insanity that lives in my mind. The voices told me to do it...I swear... And sorry to all the fangirls who may be offended by this, I'm one too. My friends persuaded me to write this, so blame the voices and my friends. *huggles hobbits* SOORY!!!
Sam's Diary
Day 1: The hobbits and I are stuck on a deserted tropical island. I think it might be my fault, too. I sorta drew on the map...it was fun!
Later: In an attempt to bring the weed to shore, my foot went through the bottom of the boat. It sank. Luckily, though, I was able to recover the weed and hide it in a coconut. The others don't know about it, so I have my own private stash. Merry and Pippin have gone off to look around the island. I better go check on my weed...
Day 2: Urgh.... I finally regained consciousness with a massive headache. I think I fell out of a tree... How I got there, I don't know, but a large amount of my weed is gone... I can't believe I smoked that much... Damn, Frodo won't climb trees with me. It's fun, too!
Night: Err, I just woke up again. I think Frodo knocked me out with a coconut. Well, now it's payback time. I stole his pants while he was taking a nap and made a little fort out of them and palm branches in the tropical forest. Now I have a little house full of weed all to myself. It's fun to watch Frodo suffer in the cold. He keeps complaining though, so I told him to make palm leaf pants. He refuses, but I don't know why...
Day 5: I woke up in a, get this, BED!!! Merry and Pippin then walked in and explained everything to me. It seems, well, it's complicated. In short, when Merry and Pippin went off to explore the island, they found out it was actually a tropical resort... Aw, screw it. It's too long. Anyway, I'll have to thank them for saving my life after Frodo cracked.
Later: I gave the two what was left of my weed as thanks. It turns out there isn't any weed on the island, so the three of us sold it. We each bought a tropic-elf servant and then combined the rest of our earnings to buy a camera.
Night: Currently, I am sneaking off to Frodo's camp. I have been put in charge of placing the camera somewhere where Frodo would never look. Placed it under a rock, he'll never look there. Wow, the coconut dummy Merry made is really stupid. Frodo must be going blind if he really thinks it's me. The camera will tell all in the morning.
Day 6: We're watching the tape right now. It seems Frodo DID make palm pants then. They look funny on him. The Sam dummy is really starting to smell. Probably not as bad as Aragorn, though.
Later: Frodo's pants disintegrated when he got near the dummy. This tape is so funny!
Day 7: Frodo finally set the body adrift. As it floated away he suddenly exploded, remarking that the body was wearing his pants. It wasn't. He really must be going blind.
Later: Oh my gosh! Frodo just got high from smoking coconut weed! It's hillarious! He keeps walking into trees and tripping over his own feet! This is great...