Pet The Bunny
Part One
Harry: Ron I'm bored
Ron: Let's play Pet the Bunny!
Kali: Can I play?
Harry: What's Pet the Bunny?
Kali: The most awesome game ever!
Harry: Who invented it?
Snape: I did!
Hermione: Can I play?
Ron: Sure!
Ron: I can't wait till I win!
Harry: What do you win?
Snape: You get to have sex with me in a large toilet!
Cho: CAN I PLAY?
Snape: Sure but only cuz your ass is tight!
Harry: I never had sex before!
Everyone: Good for you!
Harry: Who goes first?
Snape: ME OF COURSE YOU DUMBASS!
Harry: *runs away crying*
Ron: *gets Harry and tapes him to the floor*
Ron: If I don't win I'm having sex with you *looks at Harry*
Harry: That's so sweet of you!
Cho: Snape I'll give you a bag of shit if you let me go first
Snape: Okay!
Harry: What happened to Kali and Hermione?
Hermione and Kali having sex with each other*
Cho: *Hands the bag of shit to Snape*
Snape: Shit flavored chocolate!
*3 hours later*
*Snape and Cho having sex with each other in a large toilet*
*Ron and Harry having sex with each other*
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Soon to come Pet The Katie M., Pet The Eminem, Pet The Count Olaf, Pet The Blue Eyes White Dragon!!