Dearest Sirius, Fw enw yudee James. I hath spent the summer in Britain. My home land. As thee speaks in the French tongue, after returning from France, I hath decided therefore to speak the ancient mother tongue, its in the bone. Mine eyes hath seen the mountains, the rivers, even thine unsightly face, but alas dear Sirius, mine eyes hath seen pure beauty. A woman so dear to mine heart. Her names are Miss Lillian Evans. She hath consummate eyes and hair so fair. Yes I know you hath met her, she goes to our school. I met her in mine hometown, down near the well. We talked about thee and laughed. She hath fifteen summers today. Happy days! O celebrates! The cakes should make you feel jolly bucked! O lord, I thee shall return, I know thou shall laugh at mine eyes. But alas dear friend, your eyes hath not seen this young lass! O why? Why? Where is the ateb in these terrible times! Methinks lily is more than an friend. Do not mock me dear friend, for you shall learn of love one day. Rejoice in other. Why I wish she could love me! I love her methinks. I believe, it is time for me to stop writing dear friend. Until the present letter old pal! Yours truly, James potter



Dear James,

OK jammy dodger chill man. What's with all the poetry? Just because you stayed home all summer doesn't mean you can go ballistic. Wow, what has Lily done to you? You know I have to write to her and tell her you love her. Oooooooh! Ickle Prongsie in luuurve! Muahahaaa. Ill never let you live this one down! You're doomed! Doomed I tell u! Hey, wait until moony hears about his! And I can show every one that you've lost it. Holiday was very good indeed. I mean, come on! A whole beach of French girls! Okay, well I'm gonna go now and tell every one about your mental breakdown! Hehehe. Just you try and stop me!

Luvs Sirius

Ps- heheheeee. Only joking. I won't send the letter to Moony! He's here and already seen it. (Yeah, to right, you'll never live this one down.) Hey moony off! (Very funny! Hey, you know James, we have to set u and lily up now right?) Hey! Write your own letter! Bye!