FM: This is my first song fic! I was listening to this on my Stunt cd and thought instantly of Dende! This would take place right after one of Dende's Gohan torturing sessions! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or The Barenaked Ladies or anything else for that matter!

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Dende throws his Pina Colada glass down and gets up as music starts to fill the air.

Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a torture-time necessity

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte,

Screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, and a Pina Colada for me

O alcohol, Your songs resolve like

My life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll torture someone else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with

Nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk

Was a waste of precious booze

But I know that's there's a time

And there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between

Self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did before

I discovered alcohol

Would you please ignore that you

Found me on the floor

Trying on camisole

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll torture someone else

Dende laughs psychotically as Gohan flies up to the lookout with murder in his eyes.

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FM: How'd you like it? I hope to do a whole series of weird song fics! Review!