Disclaimer: none of the characters from FF7 below to me, I'm sad to say. I REALLY wish they did! *sob*

Onto the story!

Never give Vincent a drink....
by The Darkest Chii

Yuffie became curious...We all know that this is a very bad thing, due to the fact that every time she does, something bad happens. Like when she was curious to see what would happen if she stole all the materia from Cloud and the others. There was also that time when she was curious about why there were toys at the botton of cereal boxes, but we'll not go into that. Today, she was curious about something else...

Why didn't Vincent ever drink any alcohol with the others? This thought amused her a lot as she started looking at all the bottles behind Tifa's bar at 7th Heaven. Margarita Mix, Brandy, Vodlka, and other misc. items lined the walls. A door opened behind her as she was looking. Her head turned to see a recently woken up Vincent. She grinned.

"Want some coffee, Vinny?" she said, still grinning evilly. A simple 'yes' came from his lips as she ran behind the bar and grabbed the coffe mug, along with the bottle of vodlka. She poured a little bit of vodlka in with it, then handed it to Vincent.

"Here ya go! Coffee...black, right?" Vincent nodded slowly, taking a small sip of the recently received mug, then fell over, apparently already drunk. He started to mumble incoherantly, then grinned and stood, tipping from side to side as he went back to his room. A loud *THUD* was heard as he fell back into his coffin.

To be continued....when I get 5 reviews....