A/N: I don't own Jennifer Lopez. (Nor do I want to.) Don't own the song, don't own Gandalf… all I own in my idea.
And don't take this in any sick way. I'm referring to Gandalf's "walking staff" or whatever he calls it.
Gandalf With the
Staff
Sung to
the tune of "Jenny From the Block" by J-Lo.
Don't be fooled by the robes
that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Gandalf
with the staff
Used to be gray, now I have the white
No matter where I go, they know
where I came from
MIDDLE EARTH!
From the Shire to Rohan
To Rivendell to Lothlorien to
this I'm famous
I keep cool as the people
recognize me
I'm white I thought I told ya
I've never met Oprah
But that's just me
I ain't phony, don't hate on me
What ya get is what ya see
Don't be fooled by the robes
that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Gandalf
with the staff
Used to be gray, now I have the
white
No matter where I go, they know
where I came from
MIDDLE EARTH!
Don't be fooled by the robes
that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Gandalf
with the staff
Used to be gray, now I have the
white
No matter where I go, they know
where I came from
MIDDLE EARTH!
I'm back on earth like this
Getting into business
I'm in control and lovin it
Idiots got me laughing, kid
Love my staff and my new look
Put friends first
And don't forget to stay white
To me it's like breathing
Don't be fooled by the robes
that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Gandalf
with the staff
Used to be gray, now I have the
white
No matter where I go, they know
where I came from
MIDDLE EARTH!
Don't be fooled by the robes
that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Gandalf
with the staff
Used to be gray, now I have the
white
No matter where I go, they know
where I came from
MIDDLE EARTH!
(Repeat the chorus several more
times. Gandalf then bursts out into J-Lo moves, doing all sorts of moves we
never wished to see Gandalf doing. Mothers shield their small children's eyes
and Gandalf bows low and struts off the stage.)