CHAPTER ONE

Oy-Oy (author): So, Ash, have you met Mario?
Ash: Who?
Mario: Mama mia! What on earth is that-a?
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Oy-Oy (author): It's a pikachu.
Ash: It's MY Pikachu.
Mario: It looks-a like an oversized yellow rat!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!! (blasts a strong flash of lightning, turning Mario black)
Oy-Oy (author): (continues as if nothing happened) So, here's Faronon! How ya doing, Jane?
Faronon: Wooooooooowww... I'm in someone else's fic... It looks a lot different from mine.
Oy-Oy (author): MY fic.
Serge: GAAH!! You didn't tell me SHE would be here!!! If I had known that, I wouldn't have...
Oy-Oy (author): Yeah, well, now that you're here, there's no way out. (smiles sweetly) Tough.
Kirby: (walks on to the scene)
Link: GYAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! PINK BALL OF FLUFF!!! (jumps into air, sword raised above head)
Kirby: (panics, wide-eyed)
Garnet: Zidane!!!
Zidane: Oh, hi Garnet! Want to go on that airship ride? ... oops... Eh heh heh...
Faronon: (grins evilly at Serge) Heh, heh, heh!
Serge: ... Uh... Er... Why--why are you looking at me like that...? ......... Stop it! ... NO! STOP! Not one step further!! ..... HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!! (races off scene, Faronon chasing after)
Oy-Oy (author): Uh... Riiiiiiiiiiight... (light bulb turns on above head) Huh? Where'd this come from? Oh well. Anyway... LINK! C'mere a minute... (pushes Link out of room)
Link: Uh... Um... (once in other room) AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!! (sprints across room with pink marks on face)
Oy-Oy (author): Hey! Get back here a minute, you! (sprints after him with lipstick and blush in hand)
Faronon: (appears panting on scene) Dang it, he got away! ... (looks around) Hey... Where'd Oy-Oy go??
Oy-Oy (author): I heard my name! (pops out of nowhere beside Faronon)
Faronon: Oy-Oy, I don't think you get it. You, as the author, are supposed to be here, making sure everything is san--- well, that nobody hurts themselves.
Oy-Oy (author): Hey, don't you think you should be more worried about ME being sane-- I mean, not hurting anybody? Or maybe YOU?? Or... Serge???
Faonon: Oh, right, thanks for reminding me. SERGE!!!!!!!! (jogs off scene)
Oy-Oy (author): Is it just me, or is there alot of entering and exiting this scene? WOA!! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???!! (points at wave of purple liquid rushing towards them)
Mario: Mama mia!! (is washed away with everyone else)
Ash: (blushes as Faronon lands atop him) h-h-h....i
Link: (scrambles to get away as Oy-Oy lands in his lap and embraces him) Hey!!
Oy-Oy (author): Oh, Link! You saved me!! (hugs tighter)
Faronon: Hey! Where'd Serge go? (runs off in search)
Kid: (appears out of nowhere and asks accusingly) Have you seen Serge and that... that... that... ERGH!! Faronon??!!!!
Oy-Oy (author): (points)
Kid: (runs off) Thanks!
Link: Get off me!!! (gets loose and scarpers)
Oy-Oy (author): Hey!!! ... (sees Pikachu) Hey... (stomps on Pikachu's tail and quickly hides, grabbing Faronon)
Pikachu: PIKACHAPIKCHUPIKACHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! (fills room with sparks)
Link: GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!! (falls to ground, a black lump of rags)
Serge: ACCKK... (crumples out from behind a nearby pillar) AAAACCK...!!
Faronon: (with glee) Darling! Are you ok?
Oy-Oy (author): (as if talking to a baby) Oh, Link, sweetie, did Pikychu hurt you?
Link: NO!!! (struggles to get away)
Serge: Ack! (wriggles free and flies off)
Faronon: WILL YOU STOP PULLING STUNTS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO??!!! (grows wings and flies after)
Link: (hops up and down) Wait for me, Serge, wait for meeee!!!!
Oy-Oy (author): (catches Link in mid-air) Oh, no, buster! You're not going ANYWHERE!!
Link: (whimpers) But... but... (gazes longingly after Serge, the speck)