Chpt. 2

Oy-Oy (author): Hi everyone! We're back!
Serge: Ok, what are we gonna do today?
Oy-Oy (author): Well, I thought I'd introduce you to Poke'mon.
Serge: Poke'what?
Oy-Oy (author): Poke'mon. Pocket Monsters.
Serge: (raises his swallow) Monsters??! Where?? Where?!!
Faronon: Pikachu is a poke'mon.
Serge: (lowers swallow) Pikachu? You mean the over-sized yellow rat?
Pikachu: (shocks Serge)
Faronon: (kicks pikachu)
Oy-Oy (author): Yeah, but there are more... like Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff: (enters scene, holding microphone) Puff!
Ash: AAAAUGH!!! (runs away)
Jigglypuff: (starts singing) Jiiii-ga-alypuuuff, jigalee-e-epuff... Puff??!!
Everyone: *SNOOOOOOORRRRE*
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!! (takes cap off of microphone, and starts drawing one people's faces) Puff!! (walks off triumphantly)
Link: *snooooorre... snort*? (wakes up) Huh...? Woa! (jumps to feet looking around out of drawn-on glasses and with a beard)
Oy-Oy (author): (drowsily) Huh...? (sits up and looks around with scars and black eye)
Faronon: Huh...? Where'd Jigglypuff go...? (gets up and staggers around wearing a marker-mustache and whiskers)
Mario: Mama mia! Look at all-a you guy's faces! (stares wildly around with a complete clown's face set)
Serge: What?? What are you laughing at??! (looks around with scribbles all over face)
Oy-Oy (author): (collapses on floor laughing) Look at all you people! (bangs fists on floor, still in hysterics)
Spyro: Hi everyone! I just got here and... AGH!! WHAT THE??!
Sparx: BZZ ZZZ HZZZ ZZZH BZZAH ZIZBZ ZZZZ!!!!!!
Oy-Oy (author): Eh? What's that?
Spyro: C'mon, Sparx!!! I don't care about that invitation!! I'm getting OUT of here!!! (charges off, stage right)
Oy-Oy (author): Well, that's it. I know, this was kind of a short chapter, but... well, I hope you like the next one better! Ta-ta!