Chpt. 3
Oy-Oy (author): Li-ink!
Link: Huh?
Oy-Oy (author): (covers Link's eyes before he sees who said it) Guess who!
Link: Uhh... (says hopefuly) Serge?
Oy-Oy (author): Nope! (giggles and turns Link around) ME!
Link: I was afraid of that...
Oy-Oy (author): (cuddles close to him) Miss me?
Link: Well....
(door to room suddenly bangs open as a flash of lightning lights up the sky outside, thunder roars and rain comes rushing in, giving Oy-Oy exuse to cling helplessly to Link)
Oy-Oy (author): What the- (is cut off by another loud clap of thunder) Link!! (Clings tighter)
Serge: Shut the door!!
(Someone rushes in and slams the door)
Faronon: Who-?
Harry Potter: (slowly turns around) Sorry I'm late!
(Oy-Oy blinks, then rubs eyes and blinks again)
Ash: Who're you?
Harry: What's that? (Says in a very british accent, pointing towards Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pika-? (Calks head)
Harry: It looks like a very big, poorly animated yellow rat!
(Serge smiles menacingly as Pikachu rises up in anger)
Pikachu: PIKA- (Oy-Oy runs in front of Harry, and turns to face pikachu, arms out-streched)
CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oy-Oy takes the blast and falls to the floor. Link hesitates, then awkwardly kneels over to
help)
Faronon: Oy-Oy!
Ash: (Angrily) Pikachu!
(Oy-Oy slowly gets up then falls, not on Link, but on Harry)
Harry: Uh- (Whispers to Link) Who's this?
Link: She's Oy-Oy.
Oy-Oy (author): (Looks up at Harry) Harry Potter...?
Harry: Er... Yeah.
Oy-Oy (author): (jumps up so suddenly everyone ) Where's Hermione?! And Ron?!! Oh! Show me
a spell!! Do Accio! Can I see your wand?! Do you have your Fire-Bolt? Oh, cool!! You're wearing your Hogwarts robes!
(Everybody is very surprised, but out of all, Link was most; Oy-Oy wasn't paying any attention
to him, even though he was standing right next to her [not that he cared])
Oy-Oy (author): Oooh!!!!! Can I see your glasses? I wear glasses, too, see? I'm gonna get some like yours, though. What perscription are they?
Harry: Well...
Oy-Oy (author): (Interupts) Do you have your invisibility cloak? Do you have to pull it all the way over your head? If you hang it on a wall do you see through the wall? How big is it, anyway?
Harry: Um...
Faronon: (Puts head in hand) Ugh. Hey- (Looks up) I forgot to tell you! (Drags Serge over) We broke up!
Oy-Oy (author): Uh... (Blinks, then looks at Link) Is that possible?
Faronon: Yep! Let me introduce... (Walks off set)
(Oy-Oy looks confused; Kid looks superior and grabs Serges arm)
Faronon: (Walks back on scene dragging behind her a boy with indigo hair) Dias!
Dias: Help...!
Oy-Oy (author): Hi! Welcome to Hell. Would you like a drink to go with your eternal damnaton?
Dias: Some poison would be nice.
Oy-Oy (author): Gotcha. (Turns to leave)
Faronon: Hey!
Oy-Oy (author): (Comes back with a cup of red liquid) Here you go!
Dias: (Guzzles it) Gaak! (Falls to floor, clutching throat)
Faronon: Hey!!!! Oy-Oy!!!
Oy-Oy (author): Relax, it's Orange juice, 100% Pure!
Dias: Gaak! Healthiness! Aak!
Faronon: Then why was it red?
Oy-Oy (author): (Shrugs) Wierd.
Faronon: (overlooks Dias writhing on the floor) Yeah... (Notices it) Dias!! (Clutches him) Don't worry, dear, I'm here.
Oy-Oy (author): (Suddenly remembering Harry) Oh, Harry!
(The scene blacks out showing Oy-Oy snuggling Harry and Faronon snuggling Dias, and showing Link and Serge looking confused but happy that they weren't the ones being snuggled)
Oy-Oy (author): Li-ink!
Link: Huh?
Oy-Oy (author): (covers Link's eyes before he sees who said it) Guess who!
Link: Uhh... (says hopefuly) Serge?
Oy-Oy (author): Nope! (giggles and turns Link around) ME!
Link: I was afraid of that...
Oy-Oy (author): (cuddles close to him) Miss me?
Link: Well....
(door to room suddenly bangs open as a flash of lightning lights up the sky outside, thunder roars and rain comes rushing in, giving Oy-Oy exuse to cling helplessly to Link)
Oy-Oy (author): What the- (is cut off by another loud clap of thunder) Link!! (Clings tighter)
Serge: Shut the door!!
(Someone rushes in and slams the door)
Faronon: Who-?
Harry Potter: (slowly turns around) Sorry I'm late!
(Oy-Oy blinks, then rubs eyes and blinks again)
Ash: Who're you?
Harry: What's that? (Says in a very british accent, pointing towards Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pika-? (Calks head)
Harry: It looks like a very big, poorly animated yellow rat!
(Serge smiles menacingly as Pikachu rises up in anger)
Pikachu: PIKA- (Oy-Oy runs in front of Harry, and turns to face pikachu, arms out-streched)
CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oy-Oy takes the blast and falls to the floor. Link hesitates, then awkwardly kneels over to
help)
Faronon: Oy-Oy!
Ash: (Angrily) Pikachu!
(Oy-Oy slowly gets up then falls, not on Link, but on Harry)
Harry: Uh- (Whispers to Link) Who's this?
Link: She's Oy-Oy.
Oy-Oy (author): (Looks up at Harry) Harry Potter...?
Harry: Er... Yeah.
Oy-Oy (author): (jumps up so suddenly everyone ) Where's Hermione?! And Ron?!! Oh! Show me
a spell!! Do Accio! Can I see your wand?! Do you have your Fire-Bolt? Oh, cool!! You're wearing your Hogwarts robes!
(Everybody is very surprised, but out of all, Link was most; Oy-Oy wasn't paying any attention
to him, even though he was standing right next to her [not that he cared])
Oy-Oy (author): Oooh!!!!! Can I see your glasses? I wear glasses, too, see? I'm gonna get some like yours, though. What perscription are they?
Harry: Well...
Oy-Oy (author): (Interupts) Do you have your invisibility cloak? Do you have to pull it all the way over your head? If you hang it on a wall do you see through the wall? How big is it, anyway?
Harry: Um...
Faronon: (Puts head in hand) Ugh. Hey- (Looks up) I forgot to tell you! (Drags Serge over) We broke up!
Oy-Oy (author): Uh... (Blinks, then looks at Link) Is that possible?
Faronon: Yep! Let me introduce... (Walks off set)
(Oy-Oy looks confused; Kid looks superior and grabs Serges arm)
Faronon: (Walks back on scene dragging behind her a boy with indigo hair) Dias!
Dias: Help...!
Oy-Oy (author): Hi! Welcome to Hell. Would you like a drink to go with your eternal damnaton?
Dias: Some poison would be nice.
Oy-Oy (author): Gotcha. (Turns to leave)
Faronon: Hey!
Oy-Oy (author): (Comes back with a cup of red liquid) Here you go!
Dias: (Guzzles it) Gaak! (Falls to floor, clutching throat)
Faronon: Hey!!!! Oy-Oy!!!
Oy-Oy (author): Relax, it's Orange juice, 100% Pure!
Dias: Gaak! Healthiness! Aak!
Faronon: Then why was it red?
Oy-Oy (author): (Shrugs) Wierd.
Faronon: (overlooks Dias writhing on the floor) Yeah... (Notices it) Dias!! (Clutches him) Don't worry, dear, I'm here.
Oy-Oy (author): (Suddenly remembering Harry) Oh, Harry!
(The scene blacks out showing Oy-Oy snuggling Harry and Faronon snuggling Dias, and showing Link and Serge looking confused but happy that they weren't the ones being snuggled)