Chpt. 4
Oy-Oy (author): Hi Link! (Walks past him towards Harry with a wave) Hello, Harry! (hugs Harry and Link exits scene walking fast as if Oy-Oy would change her mind and lunge at him at any moment)
Harry: (moans) Oy-Oy, please... please get off...
Faronon: (Strides onto the scene) Heeeellloooo, ev'ry-one! Hey- (Looks around the room and says sharply) Where's Dias?!
Oy-Oy (author): I thought he was with y- (Ground shakes violently) Ahh!
Link: (Somehow managing to step out from behind a potted plant that's 1/2 his size) What is that...? (Takes out sword) It must be Ganandorf!!!
Harry: (Oy-Oy still clinging to him) No, it's Voldemort!
Ash: No, it's Team Rocket!
Mario: No, eet's-a Bowser!
Oy-Oy (author): (Still holding Harry) No, it's the Dark Genie!
Kirby: No, it's HIM!!
Faronon: You can talk?
(wall blasts away and an alligator twice the size of a bus waddles in)
Faronon: (One hand dragging Dias and the other hand waving around in the air) GAAH! What the heck is that?!!
Oy-Oy (author): It's the Sarcosuchus Imperator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faronon: The what??!!!
Oy-Oy (author): The Sarcosuchus imperator, but I thought it was extinct!!
Voice: Like, Da-ta-da-da-ta-da-ta-da!!!
(Shaggy swings in on a rope and gracefuly passes by)
Shaggy: Like, oops! Ahhh!
Link: Who the... (Is cut off by Scooby-Doo chasing after Shaggy)
Scooby: Row-ry!!
Disembodied Voice That Appears To Be Scooby's Translator: Sorry.
Scooby: RYE!
Scooby's Translator: Bye.
Phelma: Jinkies! (Runs by) What a big alligator!
Faronon: EEEEK! Help! Claude!
Oy-Oy (author): ... Exuse me, Claude?? Is that what you said?? Who's that, your new victim?
Faronon: (Totally ignores the Sarcosuchus Imerator) ...Yeah...
Oy-Oy (author): (Also ignoring the Sarcosuchus Imperator) Hm, let's see, how many have you gone through now, 12?
Faronon: (Haughtily) 11.
(At this point the Sarcosuchus Imperator roars loudly to regain their attention and fear)
Oy-Oy (author): Shut up. (Turns back to Faronon) Who's next?
Faronon: (Pouts) Claude has gained my undying love!
Oy-Oy (author): (Waves her hand) Sure, sure. Next week it'll be someone new.
Sarcosuchus Imperator: GRRROOUUWRRRROU!!!!!!
Oy-Oy (author): Didn't I tell you to SHUT UP?!!
(Sarcosuchus Imperator whines like a dog and backs out through the hole it blasted through wall)
Oy-Oy (author): Thank you. (Once again turns back to Faronon) Now, where was I?
Faronon: Um, something about next week?
Oy-Oy (author): Right. No, wait, I already said... Oh never mind. So who's Claude?
Faronon: Him! (Snaps fingers and Dias turns into man with golden hair)
Man With Golden Hair: Uh, Hi, I'm Claude.
Oy-Oy (author): Well, hello, and welome to hell! I'm Oy-Oy, your host for this evening. Would you like some fries to go with your eternal damnation?
Faronon: Do you have to say that every time?
Oy-Oy (author): Hey, I changed it a little didn't I?
Claude: Is it really that bad...? I dread to know the answer.
Oy-Oy (author): Oh, yes, entirely.
Claude: Great.
Rena: (suddenly enters scene) Faronon, why can't you ever choose people who aren't aleady taken?! (Grabs Claude's other arm that isn't already held by Faronon)
Claude: (Eyes shine) ... Rena... you...
Rena: Now get lost, Faronon, before I use tractor beam on you!
Oy-Oy (author): (Turns to face camera) For those of you who don't know who these people are, and what they are talking about, play Star Ocean 2.
Rena: (is in an angry rage) Shut up, you, whoever you are!!
Oy-Oy (author): What??! "Whoever you are"??!! Now you've gone too far! (Goes into martial arts pose) KAH... MAY... HAH... MEY... HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(blast of light comes from Oy-Oy's now out-stretched hands)
Rena: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! (Is blasted through the wall)
Faronon: Uh, thanks... I guess...
Oy-Oy (author): Just get your enemy to insult me if you ever want to get rid of their nasty little hides.
Faronon: ... Right. (Remembers Claude, who is hanging numbly from her arm, still in shock) Oh, Claude, honey, you won't have to worry about HER anymore.
Claude: I... kind of figured...
Oy-Oy (author): Hi Link! (Walks past him towards Harry with a wave) Hello, Harry! (hugs Harry and Link exits scene walking fast as if Oy-Oy would change her mind and lunge at him at any moment)
Harry: (moans) Oy-Oy, please... please get off...
Faronon: (Strides onto the scene) Heeeellloooo, ev'ry-one! Hey- (Looks around the room and says sharply) Where's Dias?!
Oy-Oy (author): I thought he was with y- (Ground shakes violently) Ahh!
Link: (Somehow managing to step out from behind a potted plant that's 1/2 his size) What is that...? (Takes out sword) It must be Ganandorf!!!
Harry: (Oy-Oy still clinging to him) No, it's Voldemort!
Ash: No, it's Team Rocket!
Mario: No, eet's-a Bowser!
Oy-Oy (author): (Still holding Harry) No, it's the Dark Genie!
Kirby: No, it's HIM!!
Faronon: You can talk?
(wall blasts away and an alligator twice the size of a bus waddles in)
Faronon: (One hand dragging Dias and the other hand waving around in the air) GAAH! What the heck is that?!!
Oy-Oy (author): It's the Sarcosuchus Imperator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faronon: The what??!!!
Oy-Oy (author): The Sarcosuchus imperator, but I thought it was extinct!!
Voice: Like, Da-ta-da-da-ta-da-ta-da!!!
(Shaggy swings in on a rope and gracefuly passes by)
Shaggy: Like, oops! Ahhh!
Link: Who the... (Is cut off by Scooby-Doo chasing after Shaggy)
Scooby: Row-ry!!
Disembodied Voice That Appears To Be Scooby's Translator: Sorry.
Scooby: RYE!
Scooby's Translator: Bye.
Phelma: Jinkies! (Runs by) What a big alligator!
Faronon: EEEEK! Help! Claude!
Oy-Oy (author): ... Exuse me, Claude?? Is that what you said?? Who's that, your new victim?
Faronon: (Totally ignores the Sarcosuchus Imerator) ...Yeah...
Oy-Oy (author): (Also ignoring the Sarcosuchus Imperator) Hm, let's see, how many have you gone through now, 12?
Faronon: (Haughtily) 11.
(At this point the Sarcosuchus Imperator roars loudly to regain their attention and fear)
Oy-Oy (author): Shut up. (Turns back to Faronon) Who's next?
Faronon: (Pouts) Claude has gained my undying love!
Oy-Oy (author): (Waves her hand) Sure, sure. Next week it'll be someone new.
Sarcosuchus Imperator: GRRROOUUWRRRROU!!!!!!
Oy-Oy (author): Didn't I tell you to SHUT UP?!!
(Sarcosuchus Imperator whines like a dog and backs out through the hole it blasted through wall)
Oy-Oy (author): Thank you. (Once again turns back to Faronon) Now, where was I?
Faronon: Um, something about next week?
Oy-Oy (author): Right. No, wait, I already said... Oh never mind. So who's Claude?
Faronon: Him! (Snaps fingers and Dias turns into man with golden hair)
Man With Golden Hair: Uh, Hi, I'm Claude.
Oy-Oy (author): Well, hello, and welome to hell! I'm Oy-Oy, your host for this evening. Would you like some fries to go with your eternal damnation?
Faronon: Do you have to say that every time?
Oy-Oy (author): Hey, I changed it a little didn't I?
Claude: Is it really that bad...? I dread to know the answer.
Oy-Oy (author): Oh, yes, entirely.
Claude: Great.
Rena: (suddenly enters scene) Faronon, why can't you ever choose people who aren't aleady taken?! (Grabs Claude's other arm that isn't already held by Faronon)
Claude: (Eyes shine) ... Rena... you...
Rena: Now get lost, Faronon, before I use tractor beam on you!
Oy-Oy (author): (Turns to face camera) For those of you who don't know who these people are, and what they are talking about, play Star Ocean 2.
Rena: (is in an angry rage) Shut up, you, whoever you are!!
Oy-Oy (author): What??! "Whoever you are"??!! Now you've gone too far! (Goes into martial arts pose) KAH... MAY... HAH... MEY... HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(blast of light comes from Oy-Oy's now out-stretched hands)
Rena: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! (Is blasted through the wall)
Faronon: Uh, thanks... I guess...
Oy-Oy (author): Just get your enemy to insult me if you ever want to get rid of their nasty little hides.
Faronon: ... Right. (Remembers Claude, who is hanging numbly from her arm, still in shock) Oh, Claude, honey, you won't have to worry about HER anymore.
Claude: I... kind of figured...