Chpt. 5
Oy-Oy: Hey, everyone! Guess what?
Scooby: I row! I row! Prick mre! Prick mre!
Scooby's translater: I know. I know. Pick me. Pick me.
Oy-Oy: Not YOU!
Scooby: (hangs head) Rowwwww...
Oy-Oy: No-one can guess? OK, I'll just have to tell you. I will no longer write Oy-Oy (author). It is now only Oy-Oy!!!! It saves me a lot of typing, believe me.
Scooby: I rew it!
Scooby's translater: I knew it.
Oy-Oy: Shut up!
(Harry pulls out his wand and uses the banishing spell to make Scooby fly out the open window)
Oy-Oy: Thank you, Harry. Oh, yes I have one more anouncement. I am now indifferent to all the boys in this room.
Faronon: (Mouth wide open in shock) B-but... you... wow.
Oy-Oy: Yes, that's right.
Harry & Link together: YES!!!!!! (do a high-five)
Oy-Oy: (Rolls eyes) Boys.
Faronon: Tell me about it. (regains control of Claude, who is scrambling for the door)
Oy-Oy: Oh, one more anouncment, all the people from Dragon Ball Z will be coming today.
Faronon: WWHHAATT?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oy-Oy: Faronon, I know how much you hate them, but try to be nice, ok?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: Well....
Oy-Oy: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Faronon: (Sighs) Fine. but on one condition.
Oy-Oy: Anything!
Faronon: They stay away from me.
Oy-Oy: ... Uh, ok... I guess...
(Lee-Lee strolls into the room, accompanied by Harry Potter who seems to have left the room
during the "Please-No" affair)
Lee-Lee: Yea yea yea, where's the merchandise?
Oy-Oy: Uh... Merchandise?
Lee-Lee: Yup. Someone told me to come here for candy.
Oy-Oy: Sorry, no candy here... unless someones hiding it from me??!!!
Lee-Lee & Harry together: Give it up!
Oy-Oy: ANYBODY HIDIN' CANDY FROM ME??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lee-Lee plops onto the ground, pouting, and refuses to speak or get up until she gets what she wants [Candy])
Harry: (talking for Lee-Lee) Sorry for her actions, she is actually pretty nice DEEP, DEEP down.
Mario: Hi, everybody! What are you all-a talking about?
Oy-Oy: WHERE'S MY CANDY??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faronon: Still off the point. I feel sorry for you, Oy-Oy. By the way, what is the relationship between you and Harry Potter?
Mario: Hey, is anybody a-listening to me? Hello?? HELLO???!!
Lee-Lee: (Gets so frustrated that she gets up) I'm going. Harry, you can stay here and hang out with your "fans".
Harry: No, I go anywhere you go, remember.
Oy-Oy: (Starts mindlessly humming "Jingle Bells") You're siblings, huh? Well.... I've memorized the Harry Potter books word for word, and Harry Potter ain't got no sister. And where IS my candy?!
Harry: ..... BOOKS???!!! There are BOOKS about me???!!!!
Oy-Oy: Yup!
Harry: (Starts running frantically around the room) My whole life is open to the public!!! I'm totally ruined! RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee-Lee: Settle down, and lets get outta here!
Mario: (jumps up and down while waving arms) I-a want to be part of the conversation!!!
Oy-Oy: (Waves him off) No. (Turns and adresses Lee-Lee) Why don't you stay? Have you met Pikachu?
Lee-Lee: Pika-what-what?
Harry: NO!! Don't you trick her into- (Is cut off by Ash talking loudly to Oy-Oy)
Ash: Medium or well-done?
Oy-Oy: (Shakes her head) No, Ash, I'm serious. She's my friend.
Lee-Lee: (Sticks up her nose) No. We're leaving, ain't we, Harry?
Oy-Oy: Actually, it's "aren't", not "ain't".
Lee-Lee: You said it yourself.
Oy-Oy: That's irrelevent. Stick to the point.
Lee-Lee: Oh well!!! Harry, we're leaving, OK?!!
Harry: Yeah, I guess so.
Oy-Oy: Oh! (Raises her finger) I know! Wait here a second... (Rushes out of the room)
Lee-Lee: Where's she going?
(A few seconds later they hear a loud thumping sound followed by Oy-Oy's voice)
Oy-Oy: *THUMP* Ow! *THUMP* Ow! *THUMP* Ow! (Staggers back into the room with a grin and a large
goose-egg on her forehead) Hi! I'm back! And I know what to do, too: We'll build a boat!!
Lee-Lee: (Raises one eyebrow) What on earth are you talking about?? How will building a boat help
anything on this planet at this point in time???
Oy-Oy: Well... (Her smile fades) Uh... (Puts her chin in her fingers) Lemme think.
(Everyone [Except Oy-Oy, who is just standing there thinking] does a Japanese fall)
Oy-Oy: Hey, everyone! Guess what?
Scooby: I row! I row! Prick mre! Prick mre!
Scooby's translater: I know. I know. Pick me. Pick me.
Oy-Oy: Not YOU!
Scooby: (hangs head) Rowwwww...
Oy-Oy: No-one can guess? OK, I'll just have to tell you. I will no longer write Oy-Oy (author). It is now only Oy-Oy!!!! It saves me a lot of typing, believe me.
Scooby: I rew it!
Scooby's translater: I knew it.
Oy-Oy: Shut up!
(Harry pulls out his wand and uses the banishing spell to make Scooby fly out the open window)
Oy-Oy: Thank you, Harry. Oh, yes I have one more anouncement. I am now indifferent to all the boys in this room.
Faronon: (Mouth wide open in shock) B-but... you... wow.
Oy-Oy: Yes, that's right.
Harry & Link together: YES!!!!!! (do a high-five)
Oy-Oy: (Rolls eyes) Boys.
Faronon: Tell me about it. (regains control of Claude, who is scrambling for the door)
Oy-Oy: Oh, one more anouncment, all the people from Dragon Ball Z will be coming today.
Faronon: WWHHAATT?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oy-Oy: Faronon, I know how much you hate them, but try to be nice, ok?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: No.
Oy-Oy: Please?
Faronon: Well....
Oy-Oy: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Faronon: (Sighs) Fine. but on one condition.
Oy-Oy: Anything!
Faronon: They stay away from me.
Oy-Oy: ... Uh, ok... I guess...
(Lee-Lee strolls into the room, accompanied by Harry Potter who seems to have left the room
during the "Please-No" affair)
Lee-Lee: Yea yea yea, where's the merchandise?
Oy-Oy: Uh... Merchandise?
Lee-Lee: Yup. Someone told me to come here for candy.
Oy-Oy: Sorry, no candy here... unless someones hiding it from me??!!!
Lee-Lee & Harry together: Give it up!
Oy-Oy: ANYBODY HIDIN' CANDY FROM ME??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lee-Lee plops onto the ground, pouting, and refuses to speak or get up until she gets what she wants [Candy])
Harry: (talking for Lee-Lee) Sorry for her actions, she is actually pretty nice DEEP, DEEP down.
Mario: Hi, everybody! What are you all-a talking about?
Oy-Oy: WHERE'S MY CANDY??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faronon: Still off the point. I feel sorry for you, Oy-Oy. By the way, what is the relationship between you and Harry Potter?
Mario: Hey, is anybody a-listening to me? Hello?? HELLO???!!
Lee-Lee: (Gets so frustrated that she gets up) I'm going. Harry, you can stay here and hang out with your "fans".
Harry: No, I go anywhere you go, remember.
Oy-Oy: (Starts mindlessly humming "Jingle Bells") You're siblings, huh? Well.... I've memorized the Harry Potter books word for word, and Harry Potter ain't got no sister. And where IS my candy?!
Harry: ..... BOOKS???!!! There are BOOKS about me???!!!!
Oy-Oy: Yup!
Harry: (Starts running frantically around the room) My whole life is open to the public!!! I'm totally ruined! RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee-Lee: Settle down, and lets get outta here!
Mario: (jumps up and down while waving arms) I-a want to be part of the conversation!!!
Oy-Oy: (Waves him off) No. (Turns and adresses Lee-Lee) Why don't you stay? Have you met Pikachu?
Lee-Lee: Pika-what-what?
Harry: NO!! Don't you trick her into- (Is cut off by Ash talking loudly to Oy-Oy)
Ash: Medium or well-done?
Oy-Oy: (Shakes her head) No, Ash, I'm serious. She's my friend.
Lee-Lee: (Sticks up her nose) No. We're leaving, ain't we, Harry?
Oy-Oy: Actually, it's "aren't", not "ain't".
Lee-Lee: You said it yourself.
Oy-Oy: That's irrelevent. Stick to the point.
Lee-Lee: Oh well!!! Harry, we're leaving, OK?!!
Harry: Yeah, I guess so.
Oy-Oy: Oh! (Raises her finger) I know! Wait here a second... (Rushes out of the room)
Lee-Lee: Where's she going?
(A few seconds later they hear a loud thumping sound followed by Oy-Oy's voice)
Oy-Oy: *THUMP* Ow! *THUMP* Ow! *THUMP* Ow! (Staggers back into the room with a grin and a large
goose-egg on her forehead) Hi! I'm back! And I know what to do, too: We'll build a boat!!
Lee-Lee: (Raises one eyebrow) What on earth are you talking about?? How will building a boat help
anything on this planet at this point in time???
Oy-Oy: Well... (Her smile fades) Uh... (Puts her chin in her fingers) Lemme think.
(Everyone [Except Oy-Oy, who is just standing there thinking] does a Japanese fall)