Chpt. 6
Oy-Oy: Excuse me... (Taps Link on the shoulder) Do you know when the bus leaves for the assylum? I think I have an appointment there.
Link: (Sweat-drops) Yeeeeah... (Points out the door) I think it's over there.
Oy-Oy: Thanks.
(Socelia walks through the door straight into Oy-Oy)
Oy-Oy: Hey, watch it!
Socelia: Sorry... but YOU were the one who bumped into ME!
Oy-Oy: (Sticks out her tounge) Nyeah!
Socelia: You're so imature!
Oy-Oy: (Kicks Socelia out of the scene like a foot ball) Bye! Now, to get to that bus....
(Oy-Oy walks out the door right as Lee-Lee parachutes in from the apparently un-solid ceiling)
Lee-Lee: Hi, everybody! Er.. (Looks around) That is; Hi Link! Where's my brother?
Link: Harry? Oh, he disappeared an hour ago. No, I mean he really disappeared. With a pop. Before he disappeared, he told me that he was going to demonstrate something like "apparition,"
whatever that is.
Lee-Lee: APPARITION??!! He's under-aged! He hasn't taken the test! Oh... I hope he's alright...
Link: Huh? What test? Under-aged for what?
Lee-Lee: Oh, never mind that! We've got to find Harry and see if he's okay! C'mon... (Grabs Link
by the arm and drags him off the scene as Oy-Oy walks back on the scene)
Oy-Oy: Link, you liar!! There's no bus over th- Hey, where is everybody?
(Faronon enters on the opposite side of the room)
Faronon: Hey, Oy-Oy, have you seen Claude? (Oy-Oy shakes her head) Dang him! Where'd he get off
to now?! I'll bet he's with Rena. That stupid boyfriend nabber, why I oughtta strangle
that little... (Walks off grumbling)
Oy-Oy: (Wails) I'M LONELY!!!!
Harry: (Appears with a loud *POP*) Oh, hi, Oy-Oy. Don't tell my sister I'm here, she's mad at me.
She'll pound me.
Oy-Oy: Really? Cool! (Cups her hands over her mouth and shreiks) LEE-LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee-Lee: (Sprints onto the scene sweating and gasping for air) Yeah, yeah... *pant* ...what?
Harry: Oy-Oy!! What'd ya do that for?!
Lee-Lee: (Loses her "cool" manner completely) Harry! So THERE you are! I've been looking all over
for you! (Puts her hands on her hips) Where have you been? Have you been apparating as Link
says?
Harry: (Sticks his toe into the ground) Well....
Lee-Lee: YOU HAVE?????!!! Come with me, mister, you're gonna get it for this!!
Harry: (Groans) Lee-Lee... please...
(Lee-Lee drags Harry off the scene)
Oy-Oy: Well! Now I'm alone again. Dang. (The people from Dragon Ball Z walk in) Oh!
Goku: Uh... (Looks around) How the heck did we get here??
Oy-Oy: (Walks toward them) Welcome to my fic!
Piccolo: Your what?
Gohan: Who are you?
Krillin: Where are we?
Oy-Oy: All questions will be answered in a minute. (Once again cups her hands over her mouth and
shreiks) GUYS!!! EVERYBODY, COM'ERE!!!
(Everyone who has been mentioned before comes to the room, all talking at once and making an
enourmous commotion)
Krillin: (Backs against the wall looking around at everybody) Wh-what the heck is going on here?
Oy-Oy: Everybody sit down! Now, you all came here to speak with these nice people right here
(Points at the Z-fighters) and answer all their questions.
Mario: (Raises his hand and waves it in the air) It'sa me-a, Mario! I-a have a question.
Oy-Oy: I wasn't talking to YOU!!! (Mario puts down his hand and looks sheepish) So, DBZ characters, do you have any questions?
Goku: (Has a blank expression and a sweat drop) Where are we?
Oy-Oy: I will answer that one. (Produces a microphone out of thin air) You are in my Fan-Fiction, also known as a fic!
Gohan: How did we get here?
Oy-Oy: I will answer that one, too! I have called you here.
Vigita: (Has on a heavy scowl) How do we get out of here?
Oy-Oy: I will answer tha- (Sweat-drops) Um... well, I... uh...
Vagita: Oh, wonderful, we're stuck here forever!
Oy-Oy: Well, um... no, I think that there is a way to get out of here...
Piccolo: How?
Oy-Oy: Well, that I... um... do not... know. Do you guys have anymore questions?
Krillin: (Is still backed against the wall) Who are all these guys...?
Oy-Oy: Ah! Well, I'm Oy-Oy. I am the host of this fic.
Mario: It'sa me-a, Mario!
Ash: I'm Ash. I'm from Pallet town, and this is my Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Socelia: I'm Socelia. I'm Oy-Oy's very annoying older sister, and yes, Oy-Oy told me to say that.
Link: I'm Link.
Faronon: I'm Faronon, and this is Claude! He's my guy.
Rena: No, he's MY guy! (Starts a tug-of-war with Claude against Faronon)
Faronon: No, He's Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Oy-Oy: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The rest of the people all introduce themselves and continue to frighten the DBZ people, mainly Krillin)
Oy-Oy: Excuse me... (Taps Link on the shoulder) Do you know when the bus leaves for the assylum? I think I have an appointment there.
Link: (Sweat-drops) Yeeeeah... (Points out the door) I think it's over there.
Oy-Oy: Thanks.
(Socelia walks through the door straight into Oy-Oy)
Oy-Oy: Hey, watch it!
Socelia: Sorry... but YOU were the one who bumped into ME!
Oy-Oy: (Sticks out her tounge) Nyeah!
Socelia: You're so imature!
Oy-Oy: (Kicks Socelia out of the scene like a foot ball) Bye! Now, to get to that bus....
(Oy-Oy walks out the door right as Lee-Lee parachutes in from the apparently un-solid ceiling)
Lee-Lee: Hi, everybody! Er.. (Looks around) That is; Hi Link! Where's my brother?
Link: Harry? Oh, he disappeared an hour ago. No, I mean he really disappeared. With a pop. Before he disappeared, he told me that he was going to demonstrate something like "apparition,"
whatever that is.
Lee-Lee: APPARITION??!! He's under-aged! He hasn't taken the test! Oh... I hope he's alright...
Link: Huh? What test? Under-aged for what?
Lee-Lee: Oh, never mind that! We've got to find Harry and see if he's okay! C'mon... (Grabs Link
by the arm and drags him off the scene as Oy-Oy walks back on the scene)
Oy-Oy: Link, you liar!! There's no bus over th- Hey, where is everybody?
(Faronon enters on the opposite side of the room)
Faronon: Hey, Oy-Oy, have you seen Claude? (Oy-Oy shakes her head) Dang him! Where'd he get off
to now?! I'll bet he's with Rena. That stupid boyfriend nabber, why I oughtta strangle
that little... (Walks off grumbling)
Oy-Oy: (Wails) I'M LONELY!!!!
Harry: (Appears with a loud *POP*) Oh, hi, Oy-Oy. Don't tell my sister I'm here, she's mad at me.
She'll pound me.
Oy-Oy: Really? Cool! (Cups her hands over her mouth and shreiks) LEE-LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee-Lee: (Sprints onto the scene sweating and gasping for air) Yeah, yeah... *pant* ...what?
Harry: Oy-Oy!! What'd ya do that for?!
Lee-Lee: (Loses her "cool" manner completely) Harry! So THERE you are! I've been looking all over
for you! (Puts her hands on her hips) Where have you been? Have you been apparating as Link
says?
Harry: (Sticks his toe into the ground) Well....
Lee-Lee: YOU HAVE?????!!! Come with me, mister, you're gonna get it for this!!
Harry: (Groans) Lee-Lee... please...
(Lee-Lee drags Harry off the scene)
Oy-Oy: Well! Now I'm alone again. Dang. (The people from Dragon Ball Z walk in) Oh!
Goku: Uh... (Looks around) How the heck did we get here??
Oy-Oy: (Walks toward them) Welcome to my fic!
Piccolo: Your what?
Gohan: Who are you?
Krillin: Where are we?
Oy-Oy: All questions will be answered in a minute. (Once again cups her hands over her mouth and
shreiks) GUYS!!! EVERYBODY, COM'ERE!!!
(Everyone who has been mentioned before comes to the room, all talking at once and making an
enourmous commotion)
Krillin: (Backs against the wall looking around at everybody) Wh-what the heck is going on here?
Oy-Oy: Everybody sit down! Now, you all came here to speak with these nice people right here
(Points at the Z-fighters) and answer all their questions.
Mario: (Raises his hand and waves it in the air) It'sa me-a, Mario! I-a have a question.
Oy-Oy: I wasn't talking to YOU!!! (Mario puts down his hand and looks sheepish) So, DBZ characters, do you have any questions?
Goku: (Has a blank expression and a sweat drop) Where are we?
Oy-Oy: I will answer that one. (Produces a microphone out of thin air) You are in my Fan-Fiction, also known as a fic!
Gohan: How did we get here?
Oy-Oy: I will answer that one, too! I have called you here.
Vigita: (Has on a heavy scowl) How do we get out of here?
Oy-Oy: I will answer tha- (Sweat-drops) Um... well, I... uh...
Vagita: Oh, wonderful, we're stuck here forever!
Oy-Oy: Well, um... no, I think that there is a way to get out of here...
Piccolo: How?
Oy-Oy: Well, that I... um... do not... know. Do you guys have anymore questions?
Krillin: (Is still backed against the wall) Who are all these guys...?
Oy-Oy: Ah! Well, I'm Oy-Oy. I am the host of this fic.
Mario: It'sa me-a, Mario!
Ash: I'm Ash. I'm from Pallet town, and this is my Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Socelia: I'm Socelia. I'm Oy-Oy's very annoying older sister, and yes, Oy-Oy told me to say that.
Link: I'm Link.
Faronon: I'm Faronon, and this is Claude! He's my guy.
Rena: No, he's MY guy! (Starts a tug-of-war with Claude against Faronon)
Faronon: No, He's Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Rena: Mine!
Faronon: Mine!
Oy-Oy: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The rest of the people all introduce themselves and continue to frighten the DBZ people, mainly Krillin)