Chpt. 7
Oy-Oy: Now that the people from DBZ are gone, I have an announcement to make.
Scooby: I row! I row! Prick mre! Prick mre!
Scooby's translater: I know. I know. Pick me. Pick me.
Oy-Oy: You're back?!! Harry, you know what do do.
(Harry nods and uses the banishing spell to make Scooby fly out the window)
Oy-Oy: Thank you, Harry. The announcement is, I am no longer Oy-Oy. You will call me; Empress SLOR, Ruler Of This World And Others, Mainly Her Own.
Lee-Lee: Huh? Empress SLOR, Ruler Of This World And Others, Mainly Her Own? What? Why?
SLOR: Empress SLOR.
Faronon: Uh, OK, Empress SLOR...
SLOR: A lovely name, don't you think?
Lee-Lee: (Shrugs) Guess so.
SLOR: OK, now that that's settled, I have someone to introduce to you. Let me welcome... (room goes dark) Lady Rolice!!
(a spotlight appears on a tall blond girl with her arms in the air)
Rolice: (pulls a microphone out of thin air) Thank you, thank you very much. Well, first I would like to thank m--
SLOR: Aaaaaaaaaand, Evil One!!
Evil One: *snicker snicker*
Rolice: Yes, well, anyway, I would first like to thank my... my bird. And next I would like to thank you (points at Luigi) for listening to me, because you're the only one listening to me, and I would also like to thank Empress SLOR, who's over there flirting with Harry, and finally I would like to say that I'm the Leader of All Puny Minded People, yes, even you, you Puny-minded person. Oh, and I would also like to thank Evil One, for always being there to snicker at me. Yes, even now, look at her go!
Evil one: *snicker snicker*
Rolice: Hey, isn't anyone listening to me? Guess not. (turns and throws microphone over shoulder, which hits SLOR in the back of the head)
SLOR: *thump* OW! Why, you little...! (chases Rolice around the room)
Rolice: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! This *pant* this is very un-empress like of you SLOR!!
SLOR: (catches Rolice) Mwa ha ha! (ties Rolice to a chair and starts poking her with a pencil)
Rolice: *poke* Ow! Stop it! *poke* Ow! Stop it! *poke* Ow! Stop it!
Link: Oh, c'mon SLOR, this is really immature! (cuts Rolice free)
Rolice: Oh, Link!! (hugs link)
SLOR: Hey!! (slams Rolice with a sledgehammer) Stop it!!
Rolice: Ow...
Link: SLOR!! (pulls out sword) If you don't stop picking on her--
SLOR: You shut up!! (whacks Link with the same sledgehammer)
Serge: (looking at a Link-shaped hole in the wall) Wow, I thought that only happened in the cartoons...
SLOR: You!! Serge!! (stomps over to him) Where have you been, mister??!! Just because you're not Faronon's guy anymore doesn't mean you're deleted from my fic!! (waves arms around, making sledgehammer swoop dangerously close to Serge's head) You need to speak up more!! Sik'm, Pikachu. And YOU, Luigi!! Put that flamethrower away!!
Luigi: (hangs head) Yessa, ma'am...
SLOR: And you!!! Lina!! You're not supposed to be in my fic till next chapter!!!
Lina: I-- *poof!* (disappears in a cloud of purple smoke)
SLOR: And you!! Stop snickering!!
Evil One: *snicker snicker*
SLOR: And y-- *KLANG!!!!!!!!* (anvil falls out of nowhere directly onto SLOR's head)
Serge: (looks down a long, SLOR-shaped hole in the floor) Wow, I--
Pikachu: PI... KA...
Serge: Uh, see ya around, guys!! Bye!!
SLOR's Voice: (echoing up from the hole) And you!! Gimme that dragon mask!!
Oy-Oy: Now that the people from DBZ are gone, I have an announcement to make.
Scooby: I row! I row! Prick mre! Prick mre!
Scooby's translater: I know. I know. Pick me. Pick me.
Oy-Oy: You're back?!! Harry, you know what do do.
(Harry nods and uses the banishing spell to make Scooby fly out the window)
Oy-Oy: Thank you, Harry. The announcement is, I am no longer Oy-Oy. You will call me; Empress SLOR, Ruler Of This World And Others, Mainly Her Own.
Lee-Lee: Huh? Empress SLOR, Ruler Of This World And Others, Mainly Her Own? What? Why?
SLOR: Empress SLOR.
Faronon: Uh, OK, Empress SLOR...
SLOR: A lovely name, don't you think?
Lee-Lee: (Shrugs) Guess so.
SLOR: OK, now that that's settled, I have someone to introduce to you. Let me welcome... (room goes dark) Lady Rolice!!
(a spotlight appears on a tall blond girl with her arms in the air)
Rolice: (pulls a microphone out of thin air) Thank you, thank you very much. Well, first I would like to thank m--
SLOR: Aaaaaaaaaand, Evil One!!
Evil One: *snicker snicker*
Rolice: Yes, well, anyway, I would first like to thank my... my bird. And next I would like to thank you (points at Luigi) for listening to me, because you're the only one listening to me, and I would also like to thank Empress SLOR, who's over there flirting with Harry, and finally I would like to say that I'm the Leader of All Puny Minded People, yes, even you, you Puny-minded person. Oh, and I would also like to thank Evil One, for always being there to snicker at me. Yes, even now, look at her go!
Evil one: *snicker snicker*
Rolice: Hey, isn't anyone listening to me? Guess not. (turns and throws microphone over shoulder, which hits SLOR in the back of the head)
SLOR: *thump* OW! Why, you little...! (chases Rolice around the room)
Rolice: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! This *pant* this is very un-empress like of you SLOR!!
SLOR: (catches Rolice) Mwa ha ha! (ties Rolice to a chair and starts poking her with a pencil)
Rolice: *poke* Ow! Stop it! *poke* Ow! Stop it! *poke* Ow! Stop it!
Link: Oh, c'mon SLOR, this is really immature! (cuts Rolice free)
Rolice: Oh, Link!! (hugs link)
SLOR: Hey!! (slams Rolice with a sledgehammer) Stop it!!
Rolice: Ow...
Link: SLOR!! (pulls out sword) If you don't stop picking on her--
SLOR: You shut up!! (whacks Link with the same sledgehammer)
Serge: (looking at a Link-shaped hole in the wall) Wow, I thought that only happened in the cartoons...
SLOR: You!! Serge!! (stomps over to him) Where have you been, mister??!! Just because you're not Faronon's guy anymore doesn't mean you're deleted from my fic!! (waves arms around, making sledgehammer swoop dangerously close to Serge's head) You need to speak up more!! Sik'm, Pikachu. And YOU, Luigi!! Put that flamethrower away!!
Luigi: (hangs head) Yessa, ma'am...
SLOR: And you!!! Lina!! You're not supposed to be in my fic till next chapter!!!
Lina: I-- *poof!* (disappears in a cloud of purple smoke)
SLOR: And you!! Stop snickering!!
Evil One: *snicker snicker*
SLOR: And y-- *KLANG!!!!!!!!* (anvil falls out of nowhere directly onto SLOR's head)
Serge: (looks down a long, SLOR-shaped hole in the floor) Wow, I--
Pikachu: PI... KA...
Serge: Uh, see ya around, guys!! Bye!!
SLOR's Voice: (echoing up from the hole) And you!! Gimme that dragon mask!!