Chpt. 8
Faronon: I am extremely sorry for that outburst last chapter, but I assure you, SLOR is now contained, so you have no danger of her coming to attack you. I will be the host of this fic from now on, and--
SLOR: HEY!!!! You stole my line!! (Stomps on to the scene with remnants of a straight-jacket dangling from her wrist) I'M the one who's supposed to say the first thing every chapter!!(points to self) I'M the host of this fic!! I'M the one who writes this, so you'll be assured that I'M the one who always comes out the best!! (clouds of bees swarm in, cluster around her head and follow her off the screen)
Faronon: Um.... Well, I think I probably better get out of here before she gets back... seeya!! (Exits stage right)
Socelia: Hi everyone! Remember me? I'm SLOR's annoying older sister! Now, before she gets back, I'm gonna use this time to make you really bored by talking about myself! Now, first I'm going to introduce you to some people...
SLOR: OH NO YA DON'T!!!!!!!!!! (this time is quite a mess, with bee stings all over face, torn and muddy clothes, and an exaggerated scowl on face, grits teeth and tears off after Socelia with a murderous roar) GET BACK HERE, YA PUNK!!!!!!! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!!! (chases Socelia off screen)
Faronon: (appears with a *pop*) NOW do you see why I didn't want to be here when she got back? Ok, so she's loose. Hopefully, if we're lucky, Socelia shall busy her for the next couple of hours, so while--
SLOR: IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU GO WITHOUT A FIGHT YOU'RE-- (chases Faronon off of screen)
Socelia: (shows up panting) Is it just me or is this already getting a little old? OK! Now, I think that even SLOR agrees that this whole thing is getting out of hand, so I'm going to continue with what I was saying before. Like I said, I'm going to introduce you to some people. First, I'd like you to meet Toan.
Toan: Hi guys!
Socelia: Now I have someone to torture. (squeezes Toan)
Toan: Ouch, hey! Get off of me! I've got a (squirms) Bone Rapier!
Socelia: (collapses in hysterics) Are you kiddin' me??! Those things are pathetic, and have you seen their endurance? HA!!!
Toan: (uses the opportunity to escape)
Socelia: Hey--! Oh, well. Now, may I introduce--drumroll, please-- SEDA!!! (does a pathetic attempt at an echoe) Eda... eda... da... a...
Seda: What's this?
Socelia: SEDA!!!!!!!!!!! Now, he's MY kinda guy!!!!!!! (squeezes Seda)
Sophia: HEY!!!!! WHY YOU DAUGHTER OF A........!!!!!
Socelia: (in a monotone) Oh yes and the all-powerful Sophia. Yay.
Sophia: (snatches Seda out of Socelia's arms) He's MINE!!!
Socelia: (snatches back Seda) MINE!!!
SLOR: Hi everyone! I'm back! (appears with smile on face and completely cleaned up) And look here... Sophia! Why, how nice to see you. I'm Empress SLOR, Ruler Of This World And Others, Mainly Her Own. And this is my annoying sister. She was just leaving, weren't you?
Socelia: What??! I wasn't just--
SLOR: Bye! (kicks Socelia out the window) Oh yes, I've been getting mild violence complaints? Well, I'm sorry if I'm encouraging your children to be like me, but they should know better than to read something written by me. I'm quite sorry, but I really couldn't care less. Ok. Now, I have someone else to introduce you to. In case your wondering, I've haven't done much work on this fic lately, so I have lots of news. Alright, the person who I'm going to bring out right now is named R2-D2! Please give her a medium-warm welcome.
R2-D2: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: She's probably going to be the most hyper person you'll find in this fic. Oh, that is, aside from--
Hermione: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: No, this isn't Hermione from Harry Potter, this is my friend. You may also call her shorty if you like. She's the only one who can--
Hermione: EXCUSE ME???!!! SHORTY??!!! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I GREW A FULL THREE INCHES OVER SUMMER!!!!!!!! (picks SLOR up and throws her out of window)
Ash: Hi! I haven't been here for a while... what have I missed?
Luigi: (appears with flamethrower) YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! (scares off Ash)
SLOR: (Walks onto scene dragging a mangled Socelia behind her) She fell in the moat.
Link: What moat? We have a moat?
SLOR: Yeah, it's new, to keep Serge from getting away from Pikachu.
Link: Ah.
Serge: (runs by, followed shortly after by Pikachu) Help!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!
SLOR: Hey, is it just me, or is this chapter kinda unorginized?
Person from Harvest Moon: They're all unorginized.
Faronon: Hey, when did you get here?
Person from Harvest Moon: I dunno... I crawled through the window.
SLOR: Wow! Look at the time. Already time for next chapter! Seeya, folks!
Faronon: I am extremely sorry for that outburst last chapter, but I assure you, SLOR is now contained, so you have no danger of her coming to attack you. I will be the host of this fic from now on, and--
SLOR: HEY!!!! You stole my line!! (Stomps on to the scene with remnants of a straight-jacket dangling from her wrist) I'M the one who's supposed to say the first thing every chapter!!(points to self) I'M the host of this fic!! I'M the one who writes this, so you'll be assured that I'M the one who always comes out the best!! (clouds of bees swarm in, cluster around her head and follow her off the screen)
Faronon: Um.... Well, I think I probably better get out of here before she gets back... seeya!! (Exits stage right)
Socelia: Hi everyone! Remember me? I'm SLOR's annoying older sister! Now, before she gets back, I'm gonna use this time to make you really bored by talking about myself! Now, first I'm going to introduce you to some people...
SLOR: OH NO YA DON'T!!!!!!!!!! (this time is quite a mess, with bee stings all over face, torn and muddy clothes, and an exaggerated scowl on face, grits teeth and tears off after Socelia with a murderous roar) GET BACK HERE, YA PUNK!!!!!!! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!!! (chases Socelia off screen)
Faronon: (appears with a *pop*) NOW do you see why I didn't want to be here when she got back? Ok, so she's loose. Hopefully, if we're lucky, Socelia shall busy her for the next couple of hours, so while--
SLOR: IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU GO WITHOUT A FIGHT YOU'RE-- (chases Faronon off of screen)
Socelia: (shows up panting) Is it just me or is this already getting a little old? OK! Now, I think that even SLOR agrees that this whole thing is getting out of hand, so I'm going to continue with what I was saying before. Like I said, I'm going to introduce you to some people. First, I'd like you to meet Toan.
Toan: Hi guys!
Socelia: Now I have someone to torture. (squeezes Toan)
Toan: Ouch, hey! Get off of me! I've got a (squirms) Bone Rapier!
Socelia: (collapses in hysterics) Are you kiddin' me??! Those things are pathetic, and have you seen their endurance? HA!!!
Toan: (uses the opportunity to escape)
Socelia: Hey--! Oh, well. Now, may I introduce--drumroll, please-- SEDA!!! (does a pathetic attempt at an echoe) Eda... eda... da... a...
Seda: What's this?
Socelia: SEDA!!!!!!!!!!! Now, he's MY kinda guy!!!!!!! (squeezes Seda)
Sophia: HEY!!!!! WHY YOU DAUGHTER OF A........!!!!!
Socelia: (in a monotone) Oh yes and the all-powerful Sophia. Yay.
Sophia: (snatches Seda out of Socelia's arms) He's MINE!!!
Socelia: (snatches back Seda) MINE!!!
SLOR: Hi everyone! I'm back! (appears with smile on face and completely cleaned up) And look here... Sophia! Why, how nice to see you. I'm Empress SLOR, Ruler Of This World And Others, Mainly Her Own. And this is my annoying sister. She was just leaving, weren't you?
Socelia: What??! I wasn't just--
SLOR: Bye! (kicks Socelia out the window) Oh yes, I've been getting mild violence complaints? Well, I'm sorry if I'm encouraging your children to be like me, but they should know better than to read something written by me. I'm quite sorry, but I really couldn't care less. Ok. Now, I have someone else to introduce you to. In case your wondering, I've haven't done much work on this fic lately, so I have lots of news. Alright, the person who I'm going to bring out right now is named R2-D2! Please give her a medium-warm welcome.
R2-D2: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: She's probably going to be the most hyper person you'll find in this fic. Oh, that is, aside from--
Hermione: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: No, this isn't Hermione from Harry Potter, this is my friend. You may also call her shorty if you like. She's the only one who can--
Hermione: EXCUSE ME???!!! SHORTY??!!! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I GREW A FULL THREE INCHES OVER SUMMER!!!!!!!! (picks SLOR up and throws her out of window)
Ash: Hi! I haven't been here for a while... what have I missed?
Luigi: (appears with flamethrower) YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! (scares off Ash)
SLOR: (Walks onto scene dragging a mangled Socelia behind her) She fell in the moat.
Link: What moat? We have a moat?
SLOR: Yeah, it's new, to keep Serge from getting away from Pikachu.
Link: Ah.
Serge: (runs by, followed shortly after by Pikachu) Help!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!
SLOR: Hey, is it just me, or is this chapter kinda unorginized?
Person from Harvest Moon: They're all unorginized.
Faronon: Hey, when did you get here?
Person from Harvest Moon: I dunno... I crawled through the window.
SLOR: Wow! Look at the time. Already time for next chapter! Seeya, folks!