Chpt. 9
SLOR: Fradiiz was dying and now he is starving!!
Faronon: (moves slowly away from SLOR)
Lee-Lee: (enters, stage left) Wuz uuup???????!!!!!!!
SLOR: Hey, ok I've got 4 people to introduce to you.
Lee-Lee: ... Uh oh...
SLOR: Ok, the first one is R2-D2. No, not from Star Wars, she's--
Faronon: But SLOR--
R2-D2: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: And this is Hermione. Not from Harry Potter, she's--
Hermione: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: STOP INTERUPTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (clears throat as if nothing has happened) Anyway--
Hermione and R2-D2: (completely syncronized) But SLOR, you've already introduced us!
Lee-Lee: (with red eyes, fangs, big head, lines around head and a really long black cape) SLOR!!! You suck!! You're a really lousy ruler too!! I'd rather have the devil as MY ruler!! You're fired SLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: I AM THE DEVIL YOU IMBECILE!!!!!
Lee-Lee: (cowers in the corner) Oh yea. Sorry. (immediatly jumps up) YOU'RE STILL FIRED!!
SLOR: You were writing while I was getting a drink weren't you, Melissa--er, Lee-Lee?
Lee-Lee: Umumumum, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooo. W-why?
Faronon: (turns to face audience) ARGUMENT BETWEEN LEE-LEE AND SLOR... WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR?!! Yahoooo, this'll be fun!
SLOR: YOU WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Ash: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
SLOR: Yikes, I almost forgot!! I've got to get back to business!! OK! This (pulls microphone out of thin air) is Anrui Yuy!! Actually, she hasn't decided on a name yet, and since I can't delay posting of this chapter any further, I'm using her Fanfic.net name temporarily.
Anrui Yuy: Hi! I--
Rolice: I have made a personal request to appear more often in this fic, so HERE I AM!!
SLOR: Shut up, I'm not ready for you yet (pushes Rolice off of the stage)
Lee-Lee: I AM NOW EMPRESS RED, RULER [STEALING FROM SLOR] OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD BYE SLOR!!
SLOR: Lee-Lee, will you please GO AWAY!!!!! (pushes Lee-Lee, who goes flying off after Rolice)
Lee-Lee: I'll be back! I'm not finished with you ye--*CRASH!!! tinkle tinkle...* (storms back in, covered with burning red cuts) Y'KNOW, IF THIS WERE REAL, THAT WOULD HAVE REALLY HURT. (storms back off the stage to plot revenge)
SLOR: (says under breath) I'm not finished with you either, Lee-Lee... mwa ha ha...
Faronon: I'll be right here under thi--
SLOR: You will be nowhere near here. GO!
Faronon: Huh? But I--
SLOR: GO!!
Faronon: B-bu-?
SLOR: I SAID GO.
Faronon: (starts walking off stage, then turns around) B-b-b-b--?
SLOR: (Turns to audience) You know, she's really starting to bug me. GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Faronon: (turns to leave once more)
SLOR: WHERE D'YA THINK YOU'RE GOING??!!
Faronon: But you said--
SLOR: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! THANK YOU, YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!!!
Lee-Lee: I WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS EMPRESS RED RULER OF EARTH WHICH I HAVE NOW STOLEN FROM EMPRESS SLOR!!! MUA HA HA HA
SLOR: Oy. This chapter makes no sense. Oh... The next chapter will be more serious. No! I don't mean less funny! I mean it will actually live up to it's name more... yes, that's right. VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS MEET!!! We will actually be comparing games and their characters. Ta-ta for now!
Rolice: Hey!! Aren't you forgetting something?!
SLOR: Oh yeah. *sigh* Fine. OK! Where's Link??
Link: I heard my na--
Rolice: Link! (glomps Link) Hi.
Link: Um...
SLOR: SNARL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (attacks Rolice and starts scratching up face)
Rolice: What th-- HELP!!
Link: SLOR!! Get off her! (attacks SLOR, who is still on Rolice)
Socelia: Hey! Get off my sister! (jumps at Link, then catches self) No, wait, please continue.
Faronon: I'll save you, SLOR!! (tackles Link, who is still on SLOR, who is still on Rolice)
Rolice: DON'T HURT LINK!!!! (starts kicking Faronon, who is still on Link, who is still on SLOR, who is still on Rolice)
Serge: (pokes thrashing mass of tangled bodies) Ok, this is getting kind of wierd.
Faronon: C'mere, Serge! I've got a bone to pick with you!! (grabs Serge's ankles)
Serge: Wuuh--?!
SLOR: Stop jabbing me!! (bites Link, who, in turn, stabs Rolice with elbow)
Rolice: OW!! Link I-- (eyes well with tears) -I-I thought you...!
Faronon: Somebody kicked me!
SLOR: Hey, that was my eye!!
Serge: You pinched me!
Rolice: Leggo of my arm!
Link: Stop poking me!
SLOR: Watch it, you almost stomped on me!
Lee-Lee: (jumps up gracefully like a ballet dancer and swan-dives into the cloud of squirming people, flying fists and feet) Whee!!
Ash: EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!
Ash: HELLO?!!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!! (shocks mob)
SLOR: (jumps to top of pile of people, completely un-harmed) YES!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
Pikachu: Pika. (shocks SLOR)
SLOR: (topples over) Oof.
Rolice: (starts wailing) Waaaaaaahh!! I'm supposed to be the coolest, most dignified person here!
Lee-Lee: What are you talking about?! I'm the "coooll" person here!! (punches Rolice)
Link: (aims a flying kick at Lee-Lee, misses and hits Faronon)
Faronon: THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!! (headbutts Link, who flies into Serge)
Serge: OOMPH!!
Faronon: Oh!! I'm sorry my swee-- wait a second... Ack! (recoils from Serge) I almost forgot! I don't like you anymore!
Rolice: Link! Are you hurt?
SLOR: HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Lee-Lee: (hears things clatter as SLOR goes around room pulling out people's hair) What the--?!!
Faronon: (spontaniously combusts) *pop!!*
Socelia: I'd think it would make a bigger sound than that...
Faronon's Voice: OK, FINE. *BOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!* YA HAPPY??!
Socelia: Yes. I'm happy.
Kusinagii: (enters, stage left) What are all you people doing here?
Faronon: (bursts through wall) KUSINAGII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (attacks Kusinagii, toppling to the floor and starts bawling) I thought you'd never come!!!!!!
Rolice: Who's this? (kicks Kusinagii) *kick kick*
Faronon: (eyes widen) Erm... (increases in size ten fold) DON'T TOUCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (picks Rolice up by collar of shirt and flies off with her) MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Rolice: Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: Hey! (Grabs Lee-Lee, Link, Socelia and several others and flies off after Faronon)
Kusinagii: Ok, I have no idea what the heck is going on but I'm going to follow them! (grabs Ash, Serge and several others and jumps off after them)
Luigi: (is the only one left behind) Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiit!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: Hey! Happy Feet! Didn't you know you can jump really high??!
Luigi: Hey! She'sa right!! Wheeeee!! (jumps off after the group)
SLOR: Fradiiz was dying and now he is starving!!
Faronon: (moves slowly away from SLOR)
Lee-Lee: (enters, stage left) Wuz uuup???????!!!!!!!
SLOR: Hey, ok I've got 4 people to introduce to you.
Lee-Lee: ... Uh oh...
SLOR: Ok, the first one is R2-D2. No, not from Star Wars, she's--
Faronon: But SLOR--
R2-D2: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: And this is Hermione. Not from Harry Potter, she's--
Hermione: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: STOP INTERUPTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (clears throat as if nothing has happened) Anyway--
Hermione and R2-D2: (completely syncronized) But SLOR, you've already introduced us!
Lee-Lee: (with red eyes, fangs, big head, lines around head and a really long black cape) SLOR!!! You suck!! You're a really lousy ruler too!! I'd rather have the devil as MY ruler!! You're fired SLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: I AM THE DEVIL YOU IMBECILE!!!!!
Lee-Lee: (cowers in the corner) Oh yea. Sorry. (immediatly jumps up) YOU'RE STILL FIRED!!
SLOR: You were writing while I was getting a drink weren't you, Melissa--er, Lee-Lee?
Lee-Lee: Umumumum, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooo. W-why?
Faronon: (turns to face audience) ARGUMENT BETWEEN LEE-LEE AND SLOR... WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR?!! Yahoooo, this'll be fun!
SLOR: YOU WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Lee-Lee: WAS NOT!!
SLOR: WERE TOO!!
Ash: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
SLOR: Yikes, I almost forgot!! I've got to get back to business!! OK! This (pulls microphone out of thin air) is Anrui Yuy!! Actually, she hasn't decided on a name yet, and since I can't delay posting of this chapter any further, I'm using her Fanfic.net name temporarily.
Anrui Yuy: Hi! I--
Rolice: I have made a personal request to appear more often in this fic, so HERE I AM!!
SLOR: Shut up, I'm not ready for you yet (pushes Rolice off of the stage)
Lee-Lee: I AM NOW EMPRESS RED, RULER [STEALING FROM SLOR] OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD BYE SLOR!!
SLOR: Lee-Lee, will you please GO AWAY!!!!! (pushes Lee-Lee, who goes flying off after Rolice)
Lee-Lee: I'll be back! I'm not finished with you ye--*CRASH!!! tinkle tinkle...* (storms back in, covered with burning red cuts) Y'KNOW, IF THIS WERE REAL, THAT WOULD HAVE REALLY HURT. (storms back off the stage to plot revenge)
SLOR: (says under breath) I'm not finished with you either, Lee-Lee... mwa ha ha...
Faronon: I'll be right here under thi--
SLOR: You will be nowhere near here. GO!
Faronon: Huh? But I--
SLOR: GO!!
Faronon: B-bu-?
SLOR: I SAID GO.
Faronon: (starts walking off stage, then turns around) B-b-b-b--?
SLOR: (Turns to audience) You know, she's really starting to bug me. GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Faronon: (turns to leave once more)
SLOR: WHERE D'YA THINK YOU'RE GOING??!!
Faronon: But you said--
SLOR: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! THANK YOU, YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!!!
Lee-Lee: I WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS EMPRESS RED RULER OF EARTH WHICH I HAVE NOW STOLEN FROM EMPRESS SLOR!!! MUA HA HA HA
SLOR: Oy. This chapter makes no sense. Oh... The next chapter will be more serious. No! I don't mean less funny! I mean it will actually live up to it's name more... yes, that's right. VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS MEET!!! We will actually be comparing games and their characters. Ta-ta for now!
Rolice: Hey!! Aren't you forgetting something?!
SLOR: Oh yeah. *sigh* Fine. OK! Where's Link??
Link: I heard my na--
Rolice: Link! (glomps Link) Hi.
Link: Um...
SLOR: SNARL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (attacks Rolice and starts scratching up face)
Rolice: What th-- HELP!!
Link: SLOR!! Get off her! (attacks SLOR, who is still on Rolice)
Socelia: Hey! Get off my sister! (jumps at Link, then catches self) No, wait, please continue.
Faronon: I'll save you, SLOR!! (tackles Link, who is still on SLOR, who is still on Rolice)
Rolice: DON'T HURT LINK!!!! (starts kicking Faronon, who is still on Link, who is still on SLOR, who is still on Rolice)
Serge: (pokes thrashing mass of tangled bodies) Ok, this is getting kind of wierd.
Faronon: C'mere, Serge! I've got a bone to pick with you!! (grabs Serge's ankles)
Serge: Wuuh--?!
SLOR: Stop jabbing me!! (bites Link, who, in turn, stabs Rolice with elbow)
Rolice: OW!! Link I-- (eyes well with tears) -I-I thought you...!
Faronon: Somebody kicked me!
SLOR: Hey, that was my eye!!
Serge: You pinched me!
Rolice: Leggo of my arm!
Link: Stop poking me!
SLOR: Watch it, you almost stomped on me!
Lee-Lee: (jumps up gracefully like a ballet dancer and swan-dives into the cloud of squirming people, flying fists and feet) Whee!!
Ash: EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!
Ash: HELLO?!!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!! (shocks mob)
SLOR: (jumps to top of pile of people, completely un-harmed) YES!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
Pikachu: Pika. (shocks SLOR)
SLOR: (topples over) Oof.
Rolice: (starts wailing) Waaaaaaahh!! I'm supposed to be the coolest, most dignified person here!
Lee-Lee: What are you talking about?! I'm the "coooll" person here!! (punches Rolice)
Link: (aims a flying kick at Lee-Lee, misses and hits Faronon)
Faronon: THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!! (headbutts Link, who flies into Serge)
Serge: OOMPH!!
Faronon: Oh!! I'm sorry my swee-- wait a second... Ack! (recoils from Serge) I almost forgot! I don't like you anymore!
Rolice: Link! Are you hurt?
SLOR: HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Lee-Lee: (hears things clatter as SLOR goes around room pulling out people's hair) What the--?!!
Faronon: (spontaniously combusts) *pop!!*
Socelia: I'd think it would make a bigger sound than that...
Faronon's Voice: OK, FINE. *BOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!* YA HAPPY??!
Socelia: Yes. I'm happy.
Kusinagii: (enters, stage left) What are all you people doing here?
Faronon: (bursts through wall) KUSINAGII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (attacks Kusinagii, toppling to the floor and starts bawling) I thought you'd never come!!!!!!
Rolice: Who's this? (kicks Kusinagii) *kick kick*
Faronon: (eyes widen) Erm... (increases in size ten fold) DON'T TOUCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (picks Rolice up by collar of shirt and flies off with her) MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Rolice: Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: Hey! (Grabs Lee-Lee, Link, Socelia and several others and flies off after Faronon)
Kusinagii: Ok, I have no idea what the heck is going on but I'm going to follow them! (grabs Ash, Serge and several others and jumps off after them)
Luigi: (is the only one left behind) Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiit!!!!!!!!!!
SLOR: Hey! Happy Feet! Didn't you know you can jump really high??!
Luigi: Hey! She'sa right!! Wheeeee!! (jumps off after the group)