Disclaimer: Lyrics to the G.R.O.S.S. club anthem! I don't own Calvin and Hobbes or the first line of this song.
O-o-oh G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the cosmos!
G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the universe!
Without the song, we'll have lost most
of our greatest club, that is called G.R.O.S.S!
Calvin: If we were to blow up the world!
Who would survive, defiantly not girls!
Without a trace of the feminine race!
The men of the world would rule!
O-o-oh G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the cosmos!
G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the universe!
Without the song, we'll have lost most
of our greatest club, that is called G.R.O.S.S!
Hobbes: With only the men to rule,
Our world would never lose its cool!
We're better than them! We'll bombard them with
Water balloons filled with fuel!
O-o-oh G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the cosmos!
G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the universe!
Without the song, we'll have lost most
of our greatest club, that is called G.R.O.S.S!
Both: We are the dominate gender!
We were first and the best!
If a letter for a girl gets sent to us,
We'll burn it up with the rest!
O-o-oh G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the cosmos!
G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the universe!
Without the song, we'll have lost most
of our greatest club, that is called G.R.O.S.S!