Chapter 2: landing is such a pain in my voot
A half a year later...
A voot cruiser flies towards a giant planet, inside sits a small invader and her sir. they fly at top speed towards the approaching planet that doom was soon to come to.
"sir! set the coordinates for a good landing spot!"
"yes master!"
the sir sets the coodinates and soon were flying over the planet in search of a landing place. From the planet, daft could see objects sticking from the ground, and deep dark circle that were probabley the things you could fall into. As they looked a giant peice of space stuff slammed the voot cruiser in the side, sending it tumbling off course into the planet. The cabin spun around and around and daft and her sir went tumbling in the cabin like the dice in a yatzi cup.
"aaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaahhh!!!" they screamed as they tumbled
Then the voot cruiser hit the atmosphere and started to burn a little as the voot cruiser tummbled out of control on to the waiting planet below. Daft was sure that the inhabitants would hear her and they would send re- enforcements to capture her as soon as they drug her twisted body form the steaming, twisted, scrap of metal that would be her voot cruiser when she landed. Daft gritted her teeth and tried to hang on and get the voot cruiser back on track without killing herself and her sir.
"SIR! HANG ON!"
Daft and sir shut their eyes as they nosedived into the waiting ground of the soon to be doomed planet below. Then sudenly a bright burst of light shot across the shield of the voot cruiser and it suddenly reared up and went on flying strait. Daft opens her eyes and realizes that the voot cruiser is flying straight. Sighing she relaxes. but that was a big mistake.
a light beeps up at them and before Daft could realize it, they were out of fuel and dropping to the martian surface. The voot cruiser slammed into the ground and bounced off of an odd, rubbery, shape and bounced onto the ground. The wreck rolled and hit other objects that bounced it up into the air again and again. It slid across the ground, tearing up the surface untill it came to a slow halt. When Daft opened her eyes she was upside down with her sir on her stomach and the voot cruiser badley wrecked. Daft groaned and sat up as sir fell off her, out of commission.
"well, this is a great way to start a mission..." Daft muttered
Daft popped open the top and hopped out. She fell to the ground and laid there staring up at the sky. finally Daft got up to examine the wreck. The voot cruiser was badly damaged, but the supplies were intact @ least. Sighing Daft turned and dru her sir from the wreckage, she set him amung the supplies and looked back at the voot cruiser. Daft decided that she would set up her base, then work on the repairs. But now she must get a disguise. Daft looked around at the barran land and decided that it was pretty much empty, so she went on to set up the base.
an hour later...
With the base set up, the voot cruiser repairing itself, and sir back in commission, they set out to discover their surroundings.
"sir, make a note of this...i think this is going to be easier than i thought! no one here to bother us, so now we can..." daft started.
Suddenly Daft tripped over a small rock-like thing and landed on her face. She got up and looked at the rock. Then Daft turned around, tripping again. Daft kept tripping over everything as her sir watched, taking note. Finally Daft had tripped her way though some obsticals and stood up and dusted herslef off.
"did you get that?"
"..."
"sir?"
"...zzzfffffffff...." the sir buzzed with static.
" sir! answer me now or..."
"...zzffff...zzzttt.zztttffff....not again! did you use that old cream again? why not get SUPER WHIPPYCREAM! it gives you super taste on all your supe....zzzfffttt..."
"what are you talking about??"
"...zzzzfftttt...i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad...i got sunshine in a bag...i'm useless but not for long, my future is comin on...it's comin on..it's comin...zzzzfffttt..."
"what? I SEE NO SUNSHINE BAG! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR?!?! TELL ME THIS INSTANT!"
"zzfffttt...oops i did it again...i played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooo baby baby baby...zzfftt.."
"NOOO! STOP THE USELESS DRONING!!! ARRRGGGHHH! MY SANITY!"
"zzfft...zzzfffff....zzzttt..."
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"zzfffaggggrrraaaaaiiieee!!!!! yes! master! reporting for duties!"
the sir saluted
Daft stopped covering her ears and screaming and stood up.
"sir?"
"yes master!"
"good! your back to normal!!!! now...come, we have much to do. we'll start by going back and examining your wired little mind of strangeness. Now, come! let us head back for our base!" Daft commanded
"yes master!"
Daft turned and tripped over the rubbery object in her way. She caught her balance and walked around it haughtily. Daft and sir then returned to their base to examine this head.
WHAT HAPPEND TO SIR'S HEAD? WHY IS DAFT ALWAYS TRIPPING? WILL SHE BE ABLE TO CONQUER THE PLANET AS EASILY AS SHE PLANNED? AND WHAT'S WITH PLAYING BRITTANY SPEARS ON AS SERIOUS MISSION LIKE THIS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
A half a year later...
A voot cruiser flies towards a giant planet, inside sits a small invader and her sir. they fly at top speed towards the approaching planet that doom was soon to come to.
"sir! set the coordinates for a good landing spot!"
"yes master!"
the sir sets the coodinates and soon were flying over the planet in search of a landing place. From the planet, daft could see objects sticking from the ground, and deep dark circle that were probabley the things you could fall into. As they looked a giant peice of space stuff slammed the voot cruiser in the side, sending it tumbling off course into the planet. The cabin spun around and around and daft and her sir went tumbling in the cabin like the dice in a yatzi cup.
"aaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaahhh!!!" they screamed as they tumbled
Then the voot cruiser hit the atmosphere and started to burn a little as the voot cruiser tummbled out of control on to the waiting planet below. Daft was sure that the inhabitants would hear her and they would send re- enforcements to capture her as soon as they drug her twisted body form the steaming, twisted, scrap of metal that would be her voot cruiser when she landed. Daft gritted her teeth and tried to hang on and get the voot cruiser back on track without killing herself and her sir.
"SIR! HANG ON!"
Daft and sir shut their eyes as they nosedived into the waiting ground of the soon to be doomed planet below. Then sudenly a bright burst of light shot across the shield of the voot cruiser and it suddenly reared up and went on flying strait. Daft opens her eyes and realizes that the voot cruiser is flying straight. Sighing she relaxes. but that was a big mistake.
a light beeps up at them and before Daft could realize it, they were out of fuel and dropping to the martian surface. The voot cruiser slammed into the ground and bounced off of an odd, rubbery, shape and bounced onto the ground. The wreck rolled and hit other objects that bounced it up into the air again and again. It slid across the ground, tearing up the surface untill it came to a slow halt. When Daft opened her eyes she was upside down with her sir on her stomach and the voot cruiser badley wrecked. Daft groaned and sat up as sir fell off her, out of commission.
"well, this is a great way to start a mission..." Daft muttered
Daft popped open the top and hopped out. She fell to the ground and laid there staring up at the sky. finally Daft got up to examine the wreck. The voot cruiser was badly damaged, but the supplies were intact @ least. Sighing Daft turned and dru her sir from the wreckage, she set him amung the supplies and looked back at the voot cruiser. Daft decided that she would set up her base, then work on the repairs. But now she must get a disguise. Daft looked around at the barran land and decided that it was pretty much empty, so she went on to set up the base.
an hour later...
With the base set up, the voot cruiser repairing itself, and sir back in commission, they set out to discover their surroundings.
"sir, make a note of this...i think this is going to be easier than i thought! no one here to bother us, so now we can..." daft started.
Suddenly Daft tripped over a small rock-like thing and landed on her face. She got up and looked at the rock. Then Daft turned around, tripping again. Daft kept tripping over everything as her sir watched, taking note. Finally Daft had tripped her way though some obsticals and stood up and dusted herslef off.
"did you get that?"
"..."
"sir?"
"...zzzfffffffff...." the sir buzzed with static.
" sir! answer me now or..."
"...zzffff...zzzttt.zztttffff....not again! did you use that old cream again? why not get SUPER WHIPPYCREAM! it gives you super taste on all your supe....zzzfffttt..."
"what are you talking about??"
"...zzzzfftttt...i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad...i got sunshine in a bag...i'm useless but not for long, my future is comin on...it's comin on..it's comin...zzzzfffttt..."
"what? I SEE NO SUNSHINE BAG! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR?!?! TELL ME THIS INSTANT!"
"zzfffttt...oops i did it again...i played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooo baby baby baby...zzfftt.."
"NOOO! STOP THE USELESS DRONING!!! ARRRGGGHHH! MY SANITY!"
"zzfft...zzzfffff....zzzttt..."
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"zzfffaggggrrraaaaaiiieee!!!!! yes! master! reporting for duties!"
the sir saluted
Daft stopped covering her ears and screaming and stood up.
"sir?"
"yes master!"
"good! your back to normal!!!! now...come, we have much to do. we'll start by going back and examining your wired little mind of strangeness. Now, come! let us head back for our base!" Daft commanded
"yes master!"
Daft turned and tripped over the rubbery object in her way. She caught her balance and walked around it haughtily. Daft and sir then returned to their base to examine this head.
WHAT HAPPEND TO SIR'S HEAD? WHY IS DAFT ALWAYS TRIPPING? WILL SHE BE ABLE TO CONQUER THE PLANET AS EASILY AS SHE PLANNED? AND WHAT'S WITH PLAYING BRITTANY SPEARS ON AS SERIOUS MISSION LIKE THIS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!