Hey everybody!!!!! It's the next unusual fanfic by Theditzandbush!!!!! The ditz has FINALLY gotten the motivation to write our American Hogwarts Fanfic, Thanks to Yuki.
Umeko: And not me??????
Ditz: You never help me with anything. I don't even know why I put up with you.
Umeko: Because I'm cute and fluffy.
Ditz: I'M the cute and fluffy one!
Umeko: Whatever... but can I help with this one?
Ditz: FINE... one chapter. But it'll probably be wierd, so hold onto your pants.
Umeko: Yeah, don't moon me.
Ditz: You would like it.
Umeko: Stop being a bitch.
Ditz: I can't help it, it's in my blood. Literally. And besides, I hang out too much with Tori, and we all know that she's the queen of all things bitchy.
Umeko: You're right. Now, get on with the story now, shall we?
Ditz: Ok fine.
Disclaimer:yuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakasho
REAL disclaimer: We don't own anything except a few characters and the plot and ESWA!!!!
Okie day. Here ya go,
Hogwarts: American style, Chapter 1
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"Ok, Kameko. You can stop primpimg. You look fine," Tori exclaimed frustratedly.
"I'm almost done, lay off, Tori." The girls were in the Moon team's washroom, getting ready to pick up the exchange students from England. Tori and Kameko went to and American wizarding school, the Elite School for the Wizarding Arts, or ESWA if you didn't want to say the whole darn thing.
The transfer students were coming by muggle plane from London. They were arriving in half an hour, and Tori was getting exasperated. "You know, Ryoga's probably getting mad."
"I'm done!"
"Finally," Tori muttered. She rolled her eyes then dragged Kameko to Professor Castaway's office, where Ryoga was already waiting.
Prof. Castaway looked at the two girls sternly. "Nice to finally have you join us, Tori, Kameko."
"Uh... sorry, I guess. But where do we go?" Kameko asked.
"Kameko, you and Miss Johansen are picking up the European students. Ryoga, you're picking up the Japanese students."
"I'm not with Ryoga??" Kameko wailed. "Not fair!"
"Relax Kameko, It's at the same airport," Tori said.
"Oh, good!"
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Tori sighed. Kameko was all over Ryoga, and she only met him 2 weeks ago, when school started. She dragged Kameko off Ryoga, and proceeded to the European airport landing site.
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When Draco Malfoy boarded the muggle plane, he wasn't hyperventilating.
Much.
When the plane took off, he wasn't paranoid.
Much.
When he looked out the window, he didn't get psychotic.
Much.
All he did was cling to Harry, who unfortunately got on the plane last and was forced to be seated by Dear old Draco.
"Geez, Malfoy, get off me!" Harry shrieked, shoving him off.
"Well, have YOU ever been on one of these things!? I mean, quidditch, sure, but being 5,000 feet up in the air in a metal lump? You've got to be kidding me!"
"Relax, Malfoy," Ginny said, wanting him to shut up. She took her headphones off and handed them to Draco. He gingerly put them on, and immediately snapped them off.
"I BEG YOUR PARDON!" He shouted at the CD player.
"What?" Ginny asked.
"It told me to fuck off!"
"It was just the Blink 182 song."
"Blinky one eighty whatie?"
"Never mind."
............................
When the plane was landing, Draco Malfoy wasn't going insane.
Much.
No, he wasn't jumping around, begging mercy from God. No, he wasn't running around like a monkey, grabbing his ears (from the relentless popping).
Of course he did, stupid. Wake up here.
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Tori and Kameko stared at the throng of people exiting the plane. Kameko spied a muy guapo otako no hito (A/N: In Kameko-ish, it means Draco. Very hot guy person) and rushed over, leaving a trail of dust behind her.
"You guys better be the transfer students." Kameko said as she looked the blonde one up and down.
"Yeah, kind of." Hermione said.
"Was the flight ok?" Tori asked.
"Oh, no biggie," Draco said. "It was actually kind of fun." Everyone that was on the plane with him fell unconciously to the floor.
"Well, I'm Tori, this is Kameko, and that guy over there" -she pointed to Ryoga, who was toting three 15 year olds- "Is Ryoga. he's Kameko's boy-" she was cut off as Kameko's elbow made contact with her arm. "Ow!"
"Nothing like that, um..." Kameko said. "Now, shall we?" She asked, and without waiting for an answer she grabbed Tori and guided everyone out of the airport and to Professor Castaway.
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So! How'd ya like it? the chappies are probably going to be short. Really short. But with all the teachers and stuff, and teams, it might get confusing. If ya want to make sense of it all, you might want to go to our website, it has the teacher's personalities. And if they're gay or not. Figure it out.
www.geocities.com/theditzandbush ~~~~~~that's the website,
www.geocities.com/theditzandbush/ESWA ~~~~~~~ and that's the shortcut to the teachers and crap.
I love you for even reading this messed up crossover, but if you REVIEWED.... I'd be so pleased!
~The Ditz
Umeko: And not me??????
Ditz: You never help me with anything. I don't even know why I put up with you.
Umeko: Because I'm cute and fluffy.
Ditz: I'M the cute and fluffy one!
Umeko: Whatever... but can I help with this one?
Ditz: FINE... one chapter. But it'll probably be wierd, so hold onto your pants.
Umeko: Yeah, don't moon me.
Ditz: You would like it.
Umeko: Stop being a bitch.
Ditz: I can't help it, it's in my blood. Literally. And besides, I hang out too much with Tori, and we all know that she's the queen of all things bitchy.
Umeko: You're right. Now, get on with the story now, shall we?
Ditz: Ok fine.
Disclaimer:yuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakashoyuyuhakasho
REAL disclaimer: We don't own anything except a few characters and the plot and ESWA!!!!
Okie day. Here ya go,
Hogwarts: American style, Chapter 1
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"Ok, Kameko. You can stop primpimg. You look fine," Tori exclaimed frustratedly.
"I'm almost done, lay off, Tori." The girls were in the Moon team's washroom, getting ready to pick up the exchange students from England. Tori and Kameko went to and American wizarding school, the Elite School for the Wizarding Arts, or ESWA if you didn't want to say the whole darn thing.
The transfer students were coming by muggle plane from London. They were arriving in half an hour, and Tori was getting exasperated. "You know, Ryoga's probably getting mad."
"I'm done!"
"Finally," Tori muttered. She rolled her eyes then dragged Kameko to Professor Castaway's office, where Ryoga was already waiting.
Prof. Castaway looked at the two girls sternly. "Nice to finally have you join us, Tori, Kameko."
"Uh... sorry, I guess. But where do we go?" Kameko asked.
"Kameko, you and Miss Johansen are picking up the European students. Ryoga, you're picking up the Japanese students."
"I'm not with Ryoga??" Kameko wailed. "Not fair!"
"Relax Kameko, It's at the same airport," Tori said.
"Oh, good!"
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Tori sighed. Kameko was all over Ryoga, and she only met him 2 weeks ago, when school started. She dragged Kameko off Ryoga, and proceeded to the European airport landing site.
#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#
When Draco Malfoy boarded the muggle plane, he wasn't hyperventilating.
Much.
When the plane took off, he wasn't paranoid.
Much.
When he looked out the window, he didn't get psychotic.
Much.
All he did was cling to Harry, who unfortunately got on the plane last and was forced to be seated by Dear old Draco.
"Geez, Malfoy, get off me!" Harry shrieked, shoving him off.
"Well, have YOU ever been on one of these things!? I mean, quidditch, sure, but being 5,000 feet up in the air in a metal lump? You've got to be kidding me!"
"Relax, Malfoy," Ginny said, wanting him to shut up. She took her headphones off and handed them to Draco. He gingerly put them on, and immediately snapped them off.
"I BEG YOUR PARDON!" He shouted at the CD player.
"What?" Ginny asked.
"It told me to fuck off!"
"It was just the Blink 182 song."
"Blinky one eighty whatie?"
"Never mind."
............................
When the plane was landing, Draco Malfoy wasn't going insane.
Much.
No, he wasn't jumping around, begging mercy from God. No, he wasn't running around like a monkey, grabbing his ears (from the relentless popping).
Of course he did, stupid. Wake up here.
#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#
Tori and Kameko stared at the throng of people exiting the plane. Kameko spied a muy guapo otako no hito (A/N: In Kameko-ish, it means Draco. Very hot guy person) and rushed over, leaving a trail of dust behind her.
"You guys better be the transfer students." Kameko said as she looked the blonde one up and down.
"Yeah, kind of." Hermione said.
"Was the flight ok?" Tori asked.
"Oh, no biggie," Draco said. "It was actually kind of fun." Everyone that was on the plane with him fell unconciously to the floor.
"Well, I'm Tori, this is Kameko, and that guy over there" -she pointed to Ryoga, who was toting three 15 year olds- "Is Ryoga. he's Kameko's boy-" she was cut off as Kameko's elbow made contact with her arm. "Ow!"
"Nothing like that, um..." Kameko said. "Now, shall we?" She asked, and without waiting for an answer she grabbed Tori and guided everyone out of the airport and to Professor Castaway.
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So! How'd ya like it? the chappies are probably going to be short. Really short. But with all the teachers and stuff, and teams, it might get confusing. If ya want to make sense of it all, you might want to go to our website, it has the teacher's personalities. And if they're gay or not. Figure it out.
www.geocities.com/theditzandbush ~~~~~~that's the website,
www.geocities.com/theditzandbush/ESWA ~~~~~~~ and that's the shortcut to the teachers and crap.
I love you for even reading this messed up crossover, but if you REVIEWED.... I'd be so pleased!
~The Ditz