Chapter 3: Reports and the strangeyness inside of sir's head
Back at the base....
"now! sir! sit here and hold still! open you head!" i said
"yes master!" sir said
sir hopped up on a floating table and opened his head and held very still. I took a flash-light thing and looked deep within sir's head. Inside I see all the wires and everything seems to be hooked up fine. except for one thing...inside is a strange little flickering light. I poke it and get shocked. Screaming I fall backwards and hold my finger up. My sir starts to sing somthing from his head that i don't recognize. All i know is that it sucks.
'sir! shut it off now!"
"I'll never beak you...zzzfftttyyyaaaiiieee!!! yes master..zfftt...never make you....arrriiiieee!" screams sir trying to stop.
Suddenly there is a bright burst and sir hops off the table and stares at me for a while.
"why can't i have a name master?"
"what? you do have a name! you're a sir!"
"but everyone's a sir! can't i be a flir or a gir?"
"gir's taken..."
"aww...but y can't i have a name? everyone else does...well except me..."
"well, ok. what do you want?"
"how about Reilghatina jadeian-mouska Fernia Lartouskatina Alavamba Kioskia?"
"huh?...NO! SHORTER!"
"ok...hmm..."
"Later, we have to report in...or else they'll think we're dead or worse..."
"ok."
I turn and sigh, what could be making sir so, radical-like? and what is this strange transmission thats somethimes good, but mostly annoying crap? this will have to be saved for later. Right now i must! report in. I push a button and a screen pops up.
"Mission Base,
This is Invader Daft reporting in! All is well here now, we had a rough landing, a..er...uh...transmission problem, but we're fine now. We'll be scouting out the planet insearch of it's weak points tomorro. I must be going now, END TRANSMISSION..."
Now that that's done, i can get on with the rest of my duties. Suddenly i hear a babbling commotion from outside. I run to the small peep-hole and look outside. There, what i see terrifies me and enrages me...
WHAT CAN IT BE? well, don't ask me...go find out for yourself in CHAPTER 4!!!!
Back at the base....
"now! sir! sit here and hold still! open you head!" i said
"yes master!" sir said
sir hopped up on a floating table and opened his head and held very still. I took a flash-light thing and looked deep within sir's head. Inside I see all the wires and everything seems to be hooked up fine. except for one thing...inside is a strange little flickering light. I poke it and get shocked. Screaming I fall backwards and hold my finger up. My sir starts to sing somthing from his head that i don't recognize. All i know is that it sucks.
'sir! shut it off now!"
"I'll never beak you...zzzfftttyyyaaaiiieee!!! yes master..zfftt...never make you....arrriiiieee!" screams sir trying to stop.
Suddenly there is a bright burst and sir hops off the table and stares at me for a while.
"why can't i have a name master?"
"what? you do have a name! you're a sir!"
"but everyone's a sir! can't i be a flir or a gir?"
"gir's taken..."
"aww...but y can't i have a name? everyone else does...well except me..."
"well, ok. what do you want?"
"how about Reilghatina jadeian-mouska Fernia Lartouskatina Alavamba Kioskia?"
"huh?...NO! SHORTER!"
"ok...hmm..."
"Later, we have to report in...or else they'll think we're dead or worse..."
"ok."
I turn and sigh, what could be making sir so, radical-like? and what is this strange transmission thats somethimes good, but mostly annoying crap? this will have to be saved for later. Right now i must! report in. I push a button and a screen pops up.
"Mission Base,
This is Invader Daft reporting in! All is well here now, we had a rough landing, a..er...uh...transmission problem, but we're fine now. We'll be scouting out the planet insearch of it's weak points tomorro. I must be going now, END TRANSMISSION..."
Now that that's done, i can get on with the rest of my duties. Suddenly i hear a babbling commotion from outside. I run to the small peep-hole and look outside. There, what i see terrifies me and enrages me...
WHAT CAN IT BE? well, don't ask me...go find out for yourself in CHAPTER 4!!!!