Hello people! This is the author formerly known as the bush( I got my hair
straighten). I bring
you chapter two of Hogwarts: American style. That is the tittle right? Oh forget it lets start the
chapter.
Yoshiko( one of my muses): Aren't you forgetting something.
Reiko( my other muse): yah
Bush: ummmmmmmm I don...wait I need to do my math homework!
Reiko: Try again.
bush( with a sad look on my face): The disclaimer.
Yoshiko: very good now say.
Reiko: Or we'll burn al your Tom Felton pictures!!
the ditz and the bush: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush: All right I'll say it.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything other then the plot, a few characters and EWSA!!
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Where we left off last time:
Tori, Kameko, and Ryouga just picked up the European and Japanese students. Yhadda
yhadda yhadda!
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
" All right role call when I say your name do a ummmm impression of rrrrrrrrrr ummmmm Ed
for cowboy bebop!" Tori said with her evil smile planted on her face while everyone else
looked at her like she was nuts.
" That doesn't seem to be necessary." Hermoine said.
" It's not but that is what we do, so ummm Harry Potter" Tori said as Harry acted like Ed.
She went down the list of names which conceited of:
Draco Malfoy
Usagi Tsukino
Heero Yuy
Duo Maxwell
Ginny Weasly
Ron Weasly
Hermoine Granger.
" Well where all here can we go?" Ryouga said walking off towards Professor Castaway.
" All right people just follow p-chan and we could come out of this alive. I must warn you
muggles can be highly dangerous so please do not tease the animals.. I mean people. Thank
you. And I must remind you this safari allows no food please dispose of those objects now. All
right everyone ready? Oh and remember if you get separate we WILL leave you." Kameko
and Tori said before setting off.
" Why do I have a feeling this is going to be a long year" Ron said as the followed the girls.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The group arrived at ESWA with no one left behind.
" All right students welcome to ESWA. I am your head mistress Professor Castaway. We are
going to have to sort you into house before we start our feast. Our house are Moon, Sun, and
Star. Ryouga would you give a brief description of each house? Thanks" Castaway said.
" All right Star is for those who are smart and determined. Sun if for those of bravery and
spirit. Then moon is for those of great power and for those who want to prove themselves. Tori,
Kameko, and me are from the Moon team." Ryouga said as he leaned against the wall behind
him.
" so how do you decide?" Ginny asked.
" You have to take a three hour test which involves a essay that must be atleast 20 pages
long on the wonders of Brigham Young." Tori said as Kameko rolling around on the floor
because of the fits of laughter that occurred due to the look on there faces.
" No we take to three doors. Which ever door you can enter is the house your in." Ryouga
said rolling his eyes.
" Ruin my fun p-chan!" Tori said sticking her tongue out at him.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryouga yelled.
" Well I love you too, and I am queen of all things bitchy!" Tori said ushering the new student
down the hall. They reached three doors. One had a moon on it, another a star, and the last had
a sun.
" Go try the doors as I call your name" Professor Castaway said.( A/N: For results see
below. To lazy to put in true effort.)
Draco Malfoy = Moon
Usagi Tsukino = Moon
Heero Yuy = Moon
Duo Maxwell = Moon
Ginny Weasly = Moon
Ron Weasly = Sun
Hermoine Granger = Star
Harry Potter = Sun
( yes I split up the 'dream team').
~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~
Once all the new students had enter threw the doors they were transported to there new
common room. Then Tori, Kameko, and Ryouga stepped threw. Once they were in the
common room Kameko pulled Ryouga to the side and said,
" Ryouga it's over between you and me"
"Why!?"
" Draco's cuter." Kameko said walking away before Ryouga said,
" I'll get my revenge!"
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
As Kameko walked up she saw Tori circling the new boys then stop at the one named Heero.
" Hi, Tori said in a hyper voice, I'm Tori and your cute! Do ever show any emotion cause if
you don't we a a problem. Common do something. If you don't talk you ain't going to be able
to do magic! Kameko what do I do?"
" Poke in the stomach." Kameko replied moving closer an closer to Draco.
" K," Tori said poking Heero in the stomach the realizing hard it was she punch him but still
no reaction so Tori whined,
"Kameko it didn't work!" So Kameko waltz over there pulling Draco behind her.
" All right, Heero. Since you don't seem to know how to react I'll show you." Kameko said
poking Draco in the stomach, you see his expression? Now you try"
" Oh this isn't working so I'll just have to give emotion training" Tori as she and Kameko
started to laugh madly . At this Heero got a scarred impression on his face. then Tori drag him
off.
* * *
" He Draco all new students to the moon house needs to do this thing so you'll have to come
with me." Kameko said walking out the entrance to the Moon common room. Draco found
himself at the top of a tower. Kameko start to go down the steps so he followed. They entered
a small class room.
" you want to know the real reason why I drag you down here?" Kameko said a in a faulty
innocent voice.
" Sure" Draco replied with a smirk.
" Well you see I like you and want to get better aquatint" Kameko said practically sitting on
Draco's lap.
" Knew it." Came the voice of Tori from the slightly cracked door, though neither of the two
heard they were busy getting aquatinted * cough* *cough*.
" Come on Heero lets leave. I don't want to puke." Tori said dragging Heero off behind her.
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Well that's chapter two. Next it's the ditz's turn to write the chapter. I'm going to cut this short
because it's 12:11 no 12:12 and I want to get to sleep! Please Review. Bye.
you chapter two of Hogwarts: American style. That is the tittle right? Oh forget it lets start the
chapter.
Yoshiko( one of my muses): Aren't you forgetting something.
Reiko( my other muse): yah
Bush: ummmmmmmm I don...wait I need to do my math homework!
Reiko: Try again.
bush( with a sad look on my face): The disclaimer.
Yoshiko: very good now say.
Reiko: Or we'll burn al your Tom Felton pictures!!
the ditz and the bush: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush: All right I'll say it.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything other then the plot, a few characters and EWSA!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Where we left off last time:
Tori, Kameko, and Ryouga just picked up the European and Japanese students. Yhadda
yhadda yhadda!
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
" All right role call when I say your name do a ummmm impression of rrrrrrrrrr ummmmm Ed
for cowboy bebop!" Tori said with her evil smile planted on her face while everyone else
looked at her like she was nuts.
" That doesn't seem to be necessary." Hermoine said.
" It's not but that is what we do, so ummm Harry Potter" Tori said as Harry acted like Ed.
She went down the list of names which conceited of:
Draco Malfoy
Usagi Tsukino
Heero Yuy
Duo Maxwell
Ginny Weasly
Ron Weasly
Hermoine Granger.
" Well where all here can we go?" Ryouga said walking off towards Professor Castaway.
" All right people just follow p-chan and we could come out of this alive. I must warn you
muggles can be highly dangerous so please do not tease the animals.. I mean people. Thank
you. And I must remind you this safari allows no food please dispose of those objects now. All
right everyone ready? Oh and remember if you get separate we WILL leave you." Kameko
and Tori said before setting off.
" Why do I have a feeling this is going to be a long year" Ron said as the followed the girls.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The group arrived at ESWA with no one left behind.
" All right students welcome to ESWA. I am your head mistress Professor Castaway. We are
going to have to sort you into house before we start our feast. Our house are Moon, Sun, and
Star. Ryouga would you give a brief description of each house? Thanks" Castaway said.
" All right Star is for those who are smart and determined. Sun if for those of bravery and
spirit. Then moon is for those of great power and for those who want to prove themselves. Tori,
Kameko, and me are from the Moon team." Ryouga said as he leaned against the wall behind
him.
" so how do you decide?" Ginny asked.
" You have to take a three hour test which involves a essay that must be atleast 20 pages
long on the wonders of Brigham Young." Tori said as Kameko rolling around on the floor
because of the fits of laughter that occurred due to the look on there faces.
" No we take to three doors. Which ever door you can enter is the house your in." Ryouga
said rolling his eyes.
" Ruin my fun p-chan!" Tori said sticking her tongue out at him.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryouga yelled.
" Well I love you too, and I am queen of all things bitchy!" Tori said ushering the new student
down the hall. They reached three doors. One had a moon on it, another a star, and the last had
a sun.
" Go try the doors as I call your name" Professor Castaway said.( A/N: For results see
below. To lazy to put in true effort.)
Draco Malfoy = Moon
Usagi Tsukino = Moon
Heero Yuy = Moon
Duo Maxwell = Moon
Ginny Weasly = Moon
Ron Weasly = Sun
Hermoine Granger = Star
Harry Potter = Sun
( yes I split up the 'dream team').
~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~
Once all the new students had enter threw the doors they were transported to there new
common room. Then Tori, Kameko, and Ryouga stepped threw. Once they were in the
common room Kameko pulled Ryouga to the side and said,
" Ryouga it's over between you and me"
"Why!?"
" Draco's cuter." Kameko said walking away before Ryouga said,
" I'll get my revenge!"
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
As Kameko walked up she saw Tori circling the new boys then stop at the one named Heero.
" Hi, Tori said in a hyper voice, I'm Tori and your cute! Do ever show any emotion cause if
you don't we a a problem. Common do something. If you don't talk you ain't going to be able
to do magic! Kameko what do I do?"
" Poke in the stomach." Kameko replied moving closer an closer to Draco.
" K," Tori said poking Heero in the stomach the realizing hard it was she punch him but still
no reaction so Tori whined,
"Kameko it didn't work!" So Kameko waltz over there pulling Draco behind her.
" All right, Heero. Since you don't seem to know how to react I'll show you." Kameko said
poking Draco in the stomach, you see his expression? Now you try"
" Oh this isn't working so I'll just have to give emotion training" Tori as she and Kameko
started to laugh madly . At this Heero got a scarred impression on his face. then Tori drag him
off.
* * *
" He Draco all new students to the moon house needs to do this thing so you'll have to come
with me." Kameko said walking out the entrance to the Moon common room. Draco found
himself at the top of a tower. Kameko start to go down the steps so he followed. They entered
a small class room.
" you want to know the real reason why I drag you down here?" Kameko said a in a faulty
innocent voice.
" Sure" Draco replied with a smirk.
" Well you see I like you and want to get better aquatint" Kameko said practically sitting on
Draco's lap.
" Knew it." Came the voice of Tori from the slightly cracked door, though neither of the two
heard they were busy getting aquatinted * cough* *cough*.
" Come on Heero lets leave. I don't want to puke." Tori said dragging Heero off behind her.
****************************
Well that's chapter two. Next it's the ditz's turn to write the chapter. I'm going to cut this short
because it's 12:11 no 12:12 and I want to get to sleep! Please Review. Bye.