Here it is, the very end. Heart Stopping. Tear-wrenching. Fart knocking. Just read it, these notes are lame.
-----------------------------------------------Dun dun duunnn....
"...Dude? Hey, man, wake up."
"Gurgalaaaaaapunashunah"
As my eyes refocused, I looked around to find myself in Ness's garage. It was musty, dark, and smoke-filled. The last thing I remembered was ..a shoe.. shrubberies? Hmm...
"You gotta be more careful with that. You just about burned your pants to the ground. I had to put your crotch out - and you don't even have red hair, huh heh - but let's keep that to ourselves." Ness slurred.
I looked at the crotch of my pants to see a small, smoldery looking hole. As I looked around some more I realized there was something in my hand, it was warm, and beautiful, like the noises a woman makes in bed... I began to turn it over to appreciate it's curves and contours...
"Hey! You're tipping it again! Heh, this is some good shit, ain't it?"
And there is the horrible end to a horible fic. For the 6 of you that read it, I apologize for the 5 minutes of your life that you will never get back.
-----------------------------------------------Dun dun duunnn....
"...Dude? Hey, man, wake up."
"Gurgalaaaaaapunashunah"
As my eyes refocused, I looked around to find myself in Ness's garage. It was musty, dark, and smoke-filled. The last thing I remembered was ..a shoe.. shrubberies? Hmm...
"You gotta be more careful with that. You just about burned your pants to the ground. I had to put your crotch out - and you don't even have red hair, huh heh - but let's keep that to ourselves." Ness slurred.
I looked at the crotch of my pants to see a small, smoldery looking hole. As I looked around some more I realized there was something in my hand, it was warm, and beautiful, like the noises a woman makes in bed... I began to turn it over to appreciate it's curves and contours...
"Hey! You're tipping it again! Heh, this is some good shit, ain't it?"
And there is the horrible end to a horible fic. For the 6 of you that read it, I apologize for the 5 minutes of your life that you will never get back.