Chapter 4: Paperbags and Markers
I reach my hand up to my mouth and conceal a squeal of panic that rises in my throat. STRANGE CREATURES ARE SURROUNDING MY SIR! Panic flows through me as I search around for a good disguise. I should have know that there were critters on this infernal planet! I curse myself for thinking there weren't any as i search for my disguise maker. Where is the stinking thing?!?!?!?!!? No time to look, they have picked up sir and are heading off with him! I have to hurry! My eyes turn upon a paperbag and some markers that sir had gotten out from his scavenge hunt that are lieing upon other useless junk. I grab the bag and a black marker and draw a face on the front. With a little laser I cut out eyeholes, shove it on my head and rush outside to save my partner.
"HOLD IT YOU SCUMMY-SCUMBAGIES!"
I leap at them in a mad fury, catching my foot on a peice of junk in my way. I land face down and groan. My paperbag falls off and as I raise my head I'm surrounded by all sorts of strange creatures. They stare at me and one pokes me with a long, stick-like finger. I squeal and roll away. Jumping to my feet i take out my mini laser and point it at them. They stand and stare as if they know me.
"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!!?!?"
"wassat?" the stick-like one says
"huh?"
"wassat?"
"huh?"
"wassatinnnyourarms?"
"SLOW DOWN!"
"sorry...wat's...at....in..ur..arms?" a fat one says
"what do u think? NOW UNHAND MY SIR OR BE BLOWN TO BITTY TINY PIECES OF DUST!"
They stare at my and drop sir on his head. I call to him but he's unresponsive.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY..."
Suddenly a fizzing noise starts deep within sir's head. I know what's gonna happen! Those creepy transmissions will start playing! What's he gonna say this time? I step back as they turn to face sir.
"zzfft...You can't hurry love, you just have to wait..."
The creatures start to scream and flee. This transmission is scaring them away!
"go sir!" i scream
they run away and i jump up and down in joy. Maybe this isn't so bad!
I reach my hand up to my mouth and conceal a squeal of panic that rises in my throat. STRANGE CREATURES ARE SURROUNDING MY SIR! Panic flows through me as I search around for a good disguise. I should have know that there were critters on this infernal planet! I curse myself for thinking there weren't any as i search for my disguise maker. Where is the stinking thing?!?!?!?!!? No time to look, they have picked up sir and are heading off with him! I have to hurry! My eyes turn upon a paperbag and some markers that sir had gotten out from his scavenge hunt that are lieing upon other useless junk. I grab the bag and a black marker and draw a face on the front. With a little laser I cut out eyeholes, shove it on my head and rush outside to save my partner.
"HOLD IT YOU SCUMMY-SCUMBAGIES!"
I leap at them in a mad fury, catching my foot on a peice of junk in my way. I land face down and groan. My paperbag falls off and as I raise my head I'm surrounded by all sorts of strange creatures. They stare at me and one pokes me with a long, stick-like finger. I squeal and roll away. Jumping to my feet i take out my mini laser and point it at them. They stand and stare as if they know me.
"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!!?!?"
"wassat?" the stick-like one says
"huh?"
"wassat?"
"huh?"
"wassatinnnyourarms?"
"SLOW DOWN!"
"sorry...wat's...at....in..ur..arms?" a fat one says
"what do u think? NOW UNHAND MY SIR OR BE BLOWN TO BITTY TINY PIECES OF DUST!"
They stare at my and drop sir on his head. I call to him but he's unresponsive.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY..."
Suddenly a fizzing noise starts deep within sir's head. I know what's gonna happen! Those creepy transmissions will start playing! What's he gonna say this time? I step back as they turn to face sir.
"zzfft...You can't hurry love, you just have to wait..."
The creatures start to scream and flee. This transmission is scaring them away!
"go sir!" i scream
they run away and i jump up and down in joy. Maybe this isn't so bad!