Chapter 5: The arrival of the insane
"OK SIR! GOOD JOB! now, can u..um...stop please? they're gone now..."
Sir keeps playing and fuzzing out and back in with other transmissions. This is really getting tiering. I sigh and start to walk over to Sir. Again I trip.
"AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKK!!"
I tumble into sir and we go rolling until we hit a huge fluffy peice of stuffs. My brain is ratteling now and I'm sure that sir is ratteling his gears too. When I sit up and look around I find it's quiet. Finally! he's stoped his infernal singing! I sigh and stand up, picking up my sir and turn to walk back home and stratigize. Then, from nowhere there's a rumble in the atmosphere and a flash of light as if a meteor had struck the night sky.
I look up and more streaks fly around the sky. Probabley just a meteor shower, nothing to fear. But another deep rumbling comes from the atmosphere. Puzzeled, i turn to look around. Suddenly, there's an earth- shaking rummble as the air in front of me starts to split open before my very own eyes. I stand there holding my sir watching this stange event, every limb on my body is paralized for some odd reason.
From this rip in the air comes an eerie mist. My eyes widen as something steps out. It's a leg. Following is is a tall body holding something very scary and big looking. The thing is shadowed for a moment as it steps farther out onto my planet. Then, the streaks of light illuminate the things face and I can see what it is.
It's a tall human girl. She's wearing blue jeans, combat boots, a teeshirt witha white longsleeve shirt underneath. She has brown hair and glasses and a very insane fire raging in her eyes. She's carring a high-tech lasergun and one mean look. I get my grounds and stand them as I remember that i'm an irkan invader! nothing scares me!
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PLANET? HUMAN-STINKBEAST?!?!"
She looks down at me disgustedly.
"O great, your one of them aren't you. *sigh* i guess i'll have a little fun while i'm here. if i destroy you, that'll be one more irkan invader i don't have to put up with."
"huh? how did you...wait! stop! you cannot stay here! my planet! MY PLANET!"
"o please. why don't you stop, hold still, and make this easy on yourself, then i'll be on my way and, well, you can sleep an eternal sleep of death."
"WHAT! NO! it is you who will be sleeping the sleep of death! irkans don't sleep on their jobs! Now! dieeeeee!!"
I leap at the foe, dropping my sir and pulling out my mini laser and crash into her. She stumbles backwards and we roll back. She switches directions away from the rip and I roll towards it. Screaming i too, switch diretions. THAT'S IT! THE RIP IS STILL OPEN! that's how i have to get rid of her! yay! i'm smart!
She leaps up and shoots at me. i roll out of the way and leap to my feet. We shoot at each other, dodging the lasers. i'm haveing trouble tho, these stupid thing poking out of the ground keep threatening to trip me! if i'm not careful i'll fall, then it's all over, she'll get me! I can't let that happen! stumbling over the rox i fire at her more. One laser skims past her arm, but doesn't cut it. I have to get better aim! or i die! game over, bye bye mission. WRITE GREAT INVADER ON MY GRAVE! no, i can't let it happen. I look around and get an idea...this is sure to work, so help me....
"OK SIR! GOOD JOB! now, can u..um...stop please? they're gone now..."
Sir keeps playing and fuzzing out and back in with other transmissions. This is really getting tiering. I sigh and start to walk over to Sir. Again I trip.
"AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKK!!"
I tumble into sir and we go rolling until we hit a huge fluffy peice of stuffs. My brain is ratteling now and I'm sure that sir is ratteling his gears too. When I sit up and look around I find it's quiet. Finally! he's stoped his infernal singing! I sigh and stand up, picking up my sir and turn to walk back home and stratigize. Then, from nowhere there's a rumble in the atmosphere and a flash of light as if a meteor had struck the night sky.
I look up and more streaks fly around the sky. Probabley just a meteor shower, nothing to fear. But another deep rumbling comes from the atmosphere. Puzzeled, i turn to look around. Suddenly, there's an earth- shaking rummble as the air in front of me starts to split open before my very own eyes. I stand there holding my sir watching this stange event, every limb on my body is paralized for some odd reason.
From this rip in the air comes an eerie mist. My eyes widen as something steps out. It's a leg. Following is is a tall body holding something very scary and big looking. The thing is shadowed for a moment as it steps farther out onto my planet. Then, the streaks of light illuminate the things face and I can see what it is.
It's a tall human girl. She's wearing blue jeans, combat boots, a teeshirt witha white longsleeve shirt underneath. She has brown hair and glasses and a very insane fire raging in her eyes. She's carring a high-tech lasergun and one mean look. I get my grounds and stand them as I remember that i'm an irkan invader! nothing scares me!
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PLANET? HUMAN-STINKBEAST?!?!"
She looks down at me disgustedly.
"O great, your one of them aren't you. *sigh* i guess i'll have a little fun while i'm here. if i destroy you, that'll be one more irkan invader i don't have to put up with."
"huh? how did you...wait! stop! you cannot stay here! my planet! MY PLANET!"
"o please. why don't you stop, hold still, and make this easy on yourself, then i'll be on my way and, well, you can sleep an eternal sleep of death."
"WHAT! NO! it is you who will be sleeping the sleep of death! irkans don't sleep on their jobs! Now! dieeeeee!!"
I leap at the foe, dropping my sir and pulling out my mini laser and crash into her. She stumbles backwards and we roll back. She switches directions away from the rip and I roll towards it. Screaming i too, switch diretions. THAT'S IT! THE RIP IS STILL OPEN! that's how i have to get rid of her! yay! i'm smart!
She leaps up and shoots at me. i roll out of the way and leap to my feet. We shoot at each other, dodging the lasers. i'm haveing trouble tho, these stupid thing poking out of the ground keep threatening to trip me! if i'm not careful i'll fall, then it's all over, she'll get me! I can't let that happen! stumbling over the rox i fire at her more. One laser skims past her arm, but doesn't cut it. I have to get better aim! or i die! game over, bye bye mission. WRITE GREAT INVADER ON MY GRAVE! no, i can't let it happen. I look around and get an idea...this is sure to work, so help me....