Chapter 7: Battle to the Pigs! er...i mean...death...
Moaning Rye brings herself up to her hands. She coughs and a spat of blood comes out and lands on the ground in a crimpson pile. Rye brings up a arm and wipes her mouth on her sleeve. She snatches the knife and stands. Rushing her, i aim the rod at her stomach and put thrust into the ram. She flipps up and out of the way as my rod rams into the pile of junk that she hit. The rod gets stuck and i get flipped up and over the junk. My spidy legs propell me back over and i try to get the rod out quickly before she can get her grounds and attack me. But Rye is quicker than i thought. She has got her grounds and is already rushing with a bloodthirsty attack.
My gosh! she's fast and agil as a cat! sheesh! what am i gonna do with these clumbsy feet of mine?!?! argh! i hate the fates! Finnaly, with a great tug of strength i pull the rod out and swing it around. But Rye is ready for that kind of attack and jumps to the side as it swooshes under her feet. Ok, now what am i gonna do? she'll leap at my charges! her temper has flared :" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif" and now she's really bent on destroying me! if only...wait! WHERE'S SIR?!?!?
Ok, so he went and hid on me...great...i should send out for another one so in another battle i can use him instead of dieing while he is hiding and shaking like some earthin' dirt child in a storm. no time to look though, if i turn my back i'll have a knife in it within seconds. odds suck. the snickers of the knife as it plunges through the air are defening and I try to bring the rod up in time to stop it. There's a ringing clash of metal as the knife hits the rod with such a force i was surprised that both of them didn't break just then. ok, i feel sick now...[pic]
She slices downward again and i block with the rod. She pushes down on the knife while i push up on the rod. we are trying to weaken each other so we can get to the other. One of my spidy legs swoops under Rye's legs, toppling her over. Rye lands with a thud on her back and i bring the rod down towards her. She rolls and grabbs my spidy leg, sending me down as well. She tackles me and thrusts the knife to where my head was, but i move and escape. Rolling over, i stumble up, as does Rye. I leap backwards and Rye leaps from one piece of junk to the other. I'm stumbling now and soon i feel Rye connect with my stomach and we're falling. She pushes me with her feet and leaps up and over another object. I keep falling and wondering when i'm gonna hit the hard ground. But as i look down, i see that i won't hit it for a while...
I'M FALLING IN A HOLE! [pic]
I grab onto the edge and try to pull myself up but she stomps on my hand. I screach and pull away. My spidy legs reach towards the other side of the hole. I grab it and swing across and pull myself up. well, i was just aquainted with the things to fall into bit....
Rye leaps across the hole and thrashes my shoulder. I'm in pain!!!!!! [pic]I stumble back wards and now as i look over my shoulder i see the rip in the wormhole. Now, if only i...
My thoughts are interupted as a pain goes through my arm, she's stabbed me again! bloody agony! I swind the rod, connecting it to her arm. There's a snapping sound as Rye screams in agony as her arm snapps above the wrist. She rushes at me with her good arm raised and the knife gleaming. I step aside and she almost crashes into the rip. She stops and turns. Her eyes so full of fire paralize me... [pic]all i can do is stare.
"You die now..." Rye starts
But before she can finish my sir pops up and throws a little, pink piggy plushie at her. She screams and catches it as it tumbles her into the rip. It sucks her in and a last dieing wail fills the air. I feel the revenge in her voice as she calls to us as she falls deeper and deeper into the rip.
"You'll pay you dirty rotten..."
then it's lost in a deep sucking sound and a rumble followed by flashes of light. The rip closes and i'm standing there in amazement with sir at my side.
"how's you know what to do?"
"um, it's called sir connection, or SIRCIT. it's a little time when us sirs get together and discuss each other's assignments. We feel the need to be able to talk with one another and share our stories. just a couple months ago, while you were out scanning the area, i was chatting with Gir, ya know, Zim's Sir? ne way, he was telling me about brainfreezies, pigs, and how he pushed Rye into the wormhole with one on accident, but then he got confused and decided to go get tacos, so i left. It's very informatory, really, and us sirs really love SIRCIT! I've told them about this mission so farm and now i have another thing to tell tonight! Icant wait!"
"ooooooo.....i seee......hmm...ok then. Thnx sir, now what do you say we get back and start to plan domination?'
"yes master!"
we head home for another night of planning and taking care of my wounds. At least i survived this battle, thanx to sir and the SIRCIT! maybe it was a good idea for the almighty tallest to set that up. I'll have to send them my grattitude...wait a sec! THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST'S B-DAY IS SOON! i must take time to go over there! Setting the world on freeze I take sir and hop in my voot cruiser and fly off to deliver them their presents. When i get back, i'll make sure to 'Rye-proof' my planet...
Moaning Rye brings herself up to her hands. She coughs and a spat of blood comes out and lands on the ground in a crimpson pile. Rye brings up a arm and wipes her mouth on her sleeve. She snatches the knife and stands. Rushing her, i aim the rod at her stomach and put thrust into the ram. She flipps up and out of the way as my rod rams into the pile of junk that she hit. The rod gets stuck and i get flipped up and over the junk. My spidy legs propell me back over and i try to get the rod out quickly before she can get her grounds and attack me. But Rye is quicker than i thought. She has got her grounds and is already rushing with a bloodthirsty attack.
My gosh! she's fast and agil as a cat! sheesh! what am i gonna do with these clumbsy feet of mine?!?! argh! i hate the fates! Finnaly, with a great tug of strength i pull the rod out and swing it around. But Rye is ready for that kind of attack and jumps to the side as it swooshes under her feet. Ok, now what am i gonna do? she'll leap at my charges! her temper has flared :" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif" and now she's really bent on destroying me! if only...wait! WHERE'S SIR?!?!?
Ok, so he went and hid on me...great...i should send out for another one so in another battle i can use him instead of dieing while he is hiding and shaking like some earthin' dirt child in a storm. no time to look though, if i turn my back i'll have a knife in it within seconds. odds suck. the snickers of the knife as it plunges through the air are defening and I try to bring the rod up in time to stop it. There's a ringing clash of metal as the knife hits the rod with such a force i was surprised that both of them didn't break just then. ok, i feel sick now...[pic]
She slices downward again and i block with the rod. She pushes down on the knife while i push up on the rod. we are trying to weaken each other so we can get to the other. One of my spidy legs swoops under Rye's legs, toppling her over. Rye lands with a thud on her back and i bring the rod down towards her. She rolls and grabbs my spidy leg, sending me down as well. She tackles me and thrusts the knife to where my head was, but i move and escape. Rolling over, i stumble up, as does Rye. I leap backwards and Rye leaps from one piece of junk to the other. I'm stumbling now and soon i feel Rye connect with my stomach and we're falling. She pushes me with her feet and leaps up and over another object. I keep falling and wondering when i'm gonna hit the hard ground. But as i look down, i see that i won't hit it for a while...
I'M FALLING IN A HOLE! [pic]
I grab onto the edge and try to pull myself up but she stomps on my hand. I screach and pull away. My spidy legs reach towards the other side of the hole. I grab it and swing across and pull myself up. well, i was just aquainted with the things to fall into bit....
Rye leaps across the hole and thrashes my shoulder. I'm in pain!!!!!! [pic]I stumble back wards and now as i look over my shoulder i see the rip in the wormhole. Now, if only i...
My thoughts are interupted as a pain goes through my arm, she's stabbed me again! bloody agony! I swind the rod, connecting it to her arm. There's a snapping sound as Rye screams in agony as her arm snapps above the wrist. She rushes at me with her good arm raised and the knife gleaming. I step aside and she almost crashes into the rip. She stops and turns. Her eyes so full of fire paralize me... [pic]all i can do is stare.
"You die now..." Rye starts
But before she can finish my sir pops up and throws a little, pink piggy plushie at her. She screams and catches it as it tumbles her into the rip. It sucks her in and a last dieing wail fills the air. I feel the revenge in her voice as she calls to us as she falls deeper and deeper into the rip.
"You'll pay you dirty rotten..."
then it's lost in a deep sucking sound and a rumble followed by flashes of light. The rip closes and i'm standing there in amazement with sir at my side.
"how's you know what to do?"
"um, it's called sir connection, or SIRCIT. it's a little time when us sirs get together and discuss each other's assignments. We feel the need to be able to talk with one another and share our stories. just a couple months ago, while you were out scanning the area, i was chatting with Gir, ya know, Zim's Sir? ne way, he was telling me about brainfreezies, pigs, and how he pushed Rye into the wormhole with one on accident, but then he got confused and decided to go get tacos, so i left. It's very informatory, really, and us sirs really love SIRCIT! I've told them about this mission so farm and now i have another thing to tell tonight! Icant wait!"
"ooooooo.....i seee......hmm...ok then. Thnx sir, now what do you say we get back and start to plan domination?'
"yes master!"
we head home for another night of planning and taking care of my wounds. At least i survived this battle, thanx to sir and the SIRCIT! maybe it was a good idea for the almighty tallest to set that up. I'll have to send them my grattitude...wait a sec! THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST'S B-DAY IS SOON! i must take time to go over there! Setting the world on freeze I take sir and hop in my voot cruiser and fly off to deliver them their presents. When i get back, i'll make sure to 'Rye-proof' my planet...