Chapter 11: Phantom Appearances
Shadows draw across my floor as I walk up to the transfer-reciver and reach out for the button with a trembling hand. My finger stretches out and pushes the button as the screen pops up and starts to send the tansmission to the great Irkan Armada and the Almighty Tallest.
The screen fuzzes in and there, sitting in their chairs, sit the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple. I shake as they wait for me to state my business. I open mymouth but quickly shut it again. They raise their eye brows and look at each other. I start to speak and i try not to stammer.
"My Greatest...I have something terrible to report to you...I..i...it seems that someone has...has..."
"Yes...go on Invader Daft..." Red says, sensing something is terribly wrong.
"Well....um..."
"*Gasp* Did she fail in taking over the planet?" Purple whispered to Red with a pale face.
"Something has happened to my sir..he's...."
Suddenly my eye catches site of something in the corner and i turn around. I hear a loud fuzz as my connection breaks and I'm left alone with whatever is here with me. The thing moves over to another corner quickly and I spin around to see what it was. Before I can fully tell what it is that's there with me, it zips off towards the door. My spidey legs shoot out and carry me quickly towards the door and the creature. The dark shadow stops ahead of me and then zips off as soon as i'm only feet away.
Twisting and turning around and around corners and zipping through hallways the dark shadow runs as I follow it, closely on it's tail. Shadows seem to reach out towards me as i run after the creature that seems intent on showing me something.
It zips out of the base and I stop at the door looking for it. I look around and can't find it. My brainmeats are spinning as my spidey legs retract and I stand there staring. What was that? How did it get into my base? MAYBE IT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF LINK! anger comes to fog my brainmeats over as i frown and clentch my fists together. If i ever find that thing again and i find out it's responsible for Link...i'll...i'll....
ok...i'm over heating and that's bad because i could get caught off gaurd, and the last thing i need is to end up dead too. I turn and shut the door so nothing else gets in and then I sit down on my favorite little hemisphere shaped chair. I sigh and hang my head and try to think of what i'm gonna do next.
I could try to fix Link, but he was made with such great handicraft that i would only ruin him further. I could continue on with my mission, but it would be hard without help. I could build a new robot! no...nothing could replace Link, and i'm not that good at creating robots. I could resign from my mission and be banned to Foodcourtia...no...that wouldn't work. the only good thing about that would be seeing Zim...he's soo cool...he could probably do better in my position. *sigh* I wish I could be like him...so devious...so...parioid...so...
What am i saying? I can get over this! I can and I wil! It will be hard, but that's no reason to give up! NO! NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! Snap MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I jump up and run over to the transmitter and sent a transmission to the Almighty Tallest. I stood before them brave and smart and not afraid or sad anymore. They were talking to each other with worried faces when my image appeared on the screen.
"LOOK! she's back!" Cried Purple
"What happened? What's wrong? Tell us! Is everything ok?" Red asked
"Yes! Did you fail to destroy the planet and bring honor to our great Ikran Race????"
"Yes! Tell Us!"
"I have not failed my Tallest. I will not fail for you and bring disgrace to you. I have merely caught a snag in my plan...NOT TO WORRY THOUGH! i have another, GREATER! MOST AMAZING PLAN! you won't be disappointed..." i said my eye twitcing a bit "Invader Daft, over and out..."
I left them there staring stangely at the screen wondering if i was insane or if i just had a really good plan...which i did...so don't think otherwise! now...back to my brainmeaty thought patterns!
Yes...*i'm thinking now*...i shall find this creature and dismember it horribley! then, I SHALL EAT IT'S INNARDS! no no no...wait...never mind that...that would get me no where. FIRST! i shall find the creature, then i'll capture it, then i shall force it to tell me...THINGS! then my brainmeats will be so full of KNOWLEDGE! i can fix Link and return to destroying the planet! *i have gone mad!*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*hopefully, you're still reading this b/c i'm not done!*
I stop laughing and start down to my deep, shadowy labs full of scientifical machines and stuff! I shall find this creature and i shall have Link back! As I pass down the hall, the shadows reach out to me, almost as if to embrace me in their darkness...
Shadows draw across my floor as I walk up to the transfer-reciver and reach out for the button with a trembling hand. My finger stretches out and pushes the button as the screen pops up and starts to send the tansmission to the great Irkan Armada and the Almighty Tallest.
The screen fuzzes in and there, sitting in their chairs, sit the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple. I shake as they wait for me to state my business. I open mymouth but quickly shut it again. They raise their eye brows and look at each other. I start to speak and i try not to stammer.
"My Greatest...I have something terrible to report to you...I..i...it seems that someone has...has..."
"Yes...go on Invader Daft..." Red says, sensing something is terribly wrong.
"Well....um..."
"*Gasp* Did she fail in taking over the planet?" Purple whispered to Red with a pale face.
"Something has happened to my sir..he's...."
Suddenly my eye catches site of something in the corner and i turn around. I hear a loud fuzz as my connection breaks and I'm left alone with whatever is here with me. The thing moves over to another corner quickly and I spin around to see what it was. Before I can fully tell what it is that's there with me, it zips off towards the door. My spidey legs shoot out and carry me quickly towards the door and the creature. The dark shadow stops ahead of me and then zips off as soon as i'm only feet away.
Twisting and turning around and around corners and zipping through hallways the dark shadow runs as I follow it, closely on it's tail. Shadows seem to reach out towards me as i run after the creature that seems intent on showing me something.
It zips out of the base and I stop at the door looking for it. I look around and can't find it. My brainmeats are spinning as my spidey legs retract and I stand there staring. What was that? How did it get into my base? MAYBE IT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF LINK! anger comes to fog my brainmeats over as i frown and clentch my fists together. If i ever find that thing again and i find out it's responsible for Link...i'll...i'll....
ok...i'm over heating and that's bad because i could get caught off gaurd, and the last thing i need is to end up dead too. I turn and shut the door so nothing else gets in and then I sit down on my favorite little hemisphere shaped chair. I sigh and hang my head and try to think of what i'm gonna do next.
I could try to fix Link, but he was made with such great handicraft that i would only ruin him further. I could continue on with my mission, but it would be hard without help. I could build a new robot! no...nothing could replace Link, and i'm not that good at creating robots. I could resign from my mission and be banned to Foodcourtia...no...that wouldn't work. the only good thing about that would be seeing Zim...he's soo cool...he could probably do better in my position. *sigh* I wish I could be like him...so devious...so...parioid...so...
What am i saying? I can get over this! I can and I wil! It will be hard, but that's no reason to give up! NO! NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! Snap MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I jump up and run over to the transmitter and sent a transmission to the Almighty Tallest. I stood before them brave and smart and not afraid or sad anymore. They were talking to each other with worried faces when my image appeared on the screen.
"LOOK! she's back!" Cried Purple
"What happened? What's wrong? Tell us! Is everything ok?" Red asked
"Yes! Did you fail to destroy the planet and bring honor to our great Ikran Race????"
"Yes! Tell Us!"
"I have not failed my Tallest. I will not fail for you and bring disgrace to you. I have merely caught a snag in my plan...NOT TO WORRY THOUGH! i have another, GREATER! MOST AMAZING PLAN! you won't be disappointed..." i said my eye twitcing a bit "Invader Daft, over and out..."
I left them there staring stangely at the screen wondering if i was insane or if i just had a really good plan...which i did...so don't think otherwise! now...back to my brainmeaty thought patterns!
Yes...*i'm thinking now*...i shall find this creature and dismember it horribley! then, I SHALL EAT IT'S INNARDS! no no no...wait...never mind that...that would get me no where. FIRST! i shall find the creature, then i'll capture it, then i shall force it to tell me...THINGS! then my brainmeats will be so full of KNOWLEDGE! i can fix Link and return to destroying the planet! *i have gone mad!*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*hopefully, you're still reading this b/c i'm not done!*
I stop laughing and start down to my deep, shadowy labs full of scientifical machines and stuff! I shall find this creature and i shall have Link back! As I pass down the hall, the shadows reach out to me, almost as if to embrace me in their darkness...