When Laura went to school Hamtaro tried to remember how the girl tried to
commit suicide in the book Maxwell read them one day. "I think she cut
herself a few times" he whispered to himself as he looked for a sharp
object.
"Scissors!" he yelled as he ran up to Laura's pencil box. He reached in and got the scissors. "Hm.. She cut her wrist I think," he said as he pushed the scissor blade to his wrist "NOTHINGS HAPPENING!" he shouted throwing the scissors down.
"JUMPING OFF THE SHELF! THAT'S HOW IT WILL BE DONE!" hollered as he climbed up to Laura's top shelf. He closed his eyes and fell backwards. When he hit the ground, he just bounced back on to his feet "DAMN!" he bellowed hitting his head on to the chair leg. After an hour of thinking up ways to commit suicide he eat a sunflower seed. Part of it got stuck in his throat. He began to panic but then he thought
'Hey this is how I will die, and its not bad because I was chocking. so then. it wouldn't be my fault" he thought as he lost his balance and feel down. His fall made the bit of sunflower seed leave his throat. He got up and cursed himself. Then went to his Cage and thought of more ways to commit suicide.
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"Hey Bijou?""
Yes boss?"
"Why do three of the babies look just like Hamtaro?"
"Maybe.." Bijou began to panic, she never though her babies would turn out to look like Hamtaro, she knew she slept with him a few times before her and boss got married.
"Maybe your ancestor hams had orange and yellow coats," she said with a twang of nervousness in her voice.
"No, my ham mother told me, all my ancestor hams look just like me" Boss said
"Bijou. did anything happened between you and Hamtaro"
"No, never boss, I love you to much" Bijou lied to boss
"That's good, we could clear that idea out of our heads now" he said
"Why would you accuse me of sleeping with Hamtaro?"
"I don't know. its just. they look so much like him. THAT ONE EVEN HAS A LITTLE ORANGE DOT ON HIS BUTT!"
"I DON'T KNOW EITHER! I'm going for a walk," She said picking up one of the Hamtaro look a likes and when outside" "BIJOU WERE ARE YOU GOING?" he yelled after her, but she was to far away to hear. He sighed as he looked at the baby that looked just like him
"At least I know your mine," he said patting the young one on the head ________________________________________________________________________
Short chapter I know. just wanted to put something new out there for you all. Oh yes, I am a H/B fan. this story is to those B/B fans, they don't know what things like losing your loved one can do to a ham-ham! And, don't worry, I'm not sure what hamtaro is going to do. is he going to commit suicide? Or will he learn to move on with his life? I dunno, but read the next chapter coming soon to find out! (Again sorry for the short chapter) fire and ice monkey oh yea. maybe read and review my poems! (to keep your self busy)
"Scissors!" he yelled as he ran up to Laura's pencil box. He reached in and got the scissors. "Hm.. She cut her wrist I think," he said as he pushed the scissor blade to his wrist "NOTHINGS HAPPENING!" he shouted throwing the scissors down.
"JUMPING OFF THE SHELF! THAT'S HOW IT WILL BE DONE!" hollered as he climbed up to Laura's top shelf. He closed his eyes and fell backwards. When he hit the ground, he just bounced back on to his feet "DAMN!" he bellowed hitting his head on to the chair leg. After an hour of thinking up ways to commit suicide he eat a sunflower seed. Part of it got stuck in his throat. He began to panic but then he thought
'Hey this is how I will die, and its not bad because I was chocking. so then. it wouldn't be my fault" he thought as he lost his balance and feel down. His fall made the bit of sunflower seed leave his throat. He got up and cursed himself. Then went to his Cage and thought of more ways to commit suicide.
________________________________________________________________________
"Hey Bijou?""
Yes boss?"
"Why do three of the babies look just like Hamtaro?"
"Maybe.." Bijou began to panic, she never though her babies would turn out to look like Hamtaro, she knew she slept with him a few times before her and boss got married.
"Maybe your ancestor hams had orange and yellow coats," she said with a twang of nervousness in her voice.
"No, my ham mother told me, all my ancestor hams look just like me" Boss said
"Bijou. did anything happened between you and Hamtaro"
"No, never boss, I love you to much" Bijou lied to boss
"That's good, we could clear that idea out of our heads now" he said
"Why would you accuse me of sleeping with Hamtaro?"
"I don't know. its just. they look so much like him. THAT ONE EVEN HAS A LITTLE ORANGE DOT ON HIS BUTT!"
"I DON'T KNOW EITHER! I'm going for a walk," She said picking up one of the Hamtaro look a likes and when outside" "BIJOU WERE ARE YOU GOING?" he yelled after her, but she was to far away to hear. He sighed as he looked at the baby that looked just like him
"At least I know your mine," he said patting the young one on the head ________________________________________________________________________
Short chapter I know. just wanted to put something new out there for you all. Oh yes, I am a H/B fan. this story is to those B/B fans, they don't know what things like losing your loved one can do to a ham-ham! And, don't worry, I'm not sure what hamtaro is going to do. is he going to commit suicide? Or will he learn to move on with his life? I dunno, but read the next chapter coming soon to find out! (Again sorry for the short chapter) fire and ice monkey oh yea. maybe read and review my poems! (to keep your self busy)