Disclaimer : My name is not Minekura Kazuya, and I do NOT own Saiyuki.
Author's notes : Written at the spur of the moment. Gomen, it's really short - I just didn't like the way the story ended. After reading it a few times, it seems really stupid, but what the heck, I'm too lazy to change it. =P
Gokugurl ~ How was the paper-fan fight with 'Sanzo-sama'? I still think your addiction with him and shandy is scary..
ruishi ~ Sankyuu na! *happy happy*
Gemini ~ Yes! I'm weird! *cackles* Weird's my middle name - after insane, of course. XD As for whether Kimie turned green or purple, I wouldn't know, she was fine the last time I saw her.
UM2000 ~ Don't worry - my fics don't dip below a pH of 7. Yet. XD XD XD
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Back in Tenkai..
Deru : Ne, Kannon-sama, sankyuu na! Hope I didn't put you through too much trouble. *snicker*
Kanzeon : Iya, I enjoy dropping in on my nephew every once in a while. *smirk*
Back on earth, Sanzo sneezed.
Hakkai : Na, Sanzo, that's the forty-second time you've sneezed today. I hope you're not coming down with something. Let's get you to a doctor - we'll get you a remedy in -
Sanzo : *whips out his Smith & Wesson* Never. Mention. That. Word. Again. *sneezes*
Hakkai : *sweatdrop* Yare yare desu ne. Make that forty-third.
Zooming back to Tenkai, in Kanzeon's chamber (or watchamayccallit, for that matter), two goddesses are trying desperately to contain their laughter, but failing in doing so, the aforementioned Goddess Of Mercy is scaring the wits out of her faithful servant, Jiroushin, by guffawing loudly; the other goddess being reduced to a bundle of hysterical high-pitched giggles, currently rolling on the floor.
Still sweatdropping, Jiroushin turned to the 'merciful' deity, stuttering, "Ka-Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama... Shouldn't you ought to check on Kimie?"
"Na, Jiroushin, don't you trust us?" Kanzeon threw an amused glance at him. "I'm sure she'll be back to normal in no time," she added, winking.
The goddess-with-a-definite-mental-problem bobbed her head up and down enthusiastically. "Hontou da, Kannon-sama!" she gasped, her sides aching. "Betcha she'll be back, just like that, and the next thing you know, she'll be up and about writing fanfiction!"
Somewhere else on earth, the one named Kimie, (whom, after learning of the evils of caffeine), opened a can of shandy...
Kimie : *gulps down shandy* Hmm... I have this sudden urge to write yuri*.. [A/N : o.O]
Deru : Uh. that ain't supposed to happen.
Owari.
Note : *yuri is the female form of yaoi.
And the moral of this story is : Kimie - snap outta your addiction for shandy! You never know what might happen next! *cackles*
'deru - InSaNiTy unrivalled
Author's notes : Written at the spur of the moment. Gomen, it's really short - I just didn't like the way the story ended. After reading it a few times, it seems really stupid, but what the heck, I'm too lazy to change it. =P
Gokugurl ~ How was the paper-fan fight with 'Sanzo-sama'? I still think your addiction with him and shandy is scary..
ruishi ~ Sankyuu na! *happy happy*
Gemini ~ Yes! I'm weird! *cackles* Weird's my middle name - after insane, of course. XD As for whether Kimie turned green or purple, I wouldn't know, she was fine the last time I saw her.
UM2000 ~ Don't worry - my fics don't dip below a pH of 7. Yet. XD XD XD
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Back in Tenkai..
Deru : Ne, Kannon-sama, sankyuu na! Hope I didn't put you through too much trouble. *snicker*
Kanzeon : Iya, I enjoy dropping in on my nephew every once in a while. *smirk*
Back on earth, Sanzo sneezed.
Hakkai : Na, Sanzo, that's the forty-second time you've sneezed today. I hope you're not coming down with something. Let's get you to a doctor - we'll get you a remedy in -
Sanzo : *whips out his Smith & Wesson* Never. Mention. That. Word. Again. *sneezes*
Hakkai : *sweatdrop* Yare yare desu ne. Make that forty-third.
Zooming back to Tenkai, in Kanzeon's chamber (or watchamayccallit, for that matter), two goddesses are trying desperately to contain their laughter, but failing in doing so, the aforementioned Goddess Of Mercy is scaring the wits out of her faithful servant, Jiroushin, by guffawing loudly; the other goddess being reduced to a bundle of hysterical high-pitched giggles, currently rolling on the floor.
Still sweatdropping, Jiroushin turned to the 'merciful' deity, stuttering, "Ka-Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama... Shouldn't you ought to check on Kimie?"
"Na, Jiroushin, don't you trust us?" Kanzeon threw an amused glance at him. "I'm sure she'll be back to normal in no time," she added, winking.
The goddess-with-a-definite-mental-problem bobbed her head up and down enthusiastically. "Hontou da, Kannon-sama!" she gasped, her sides aching. "Betcha she'll be back, just like that, and the next thing you know, she'll be up and about writing fanfiction!"
Somewhere else on earth, the one named Kimie, (whom, after learning of the evils of caffeine), opened a can of shandy...
Kimie : *gulps down shandy* Hmm... I have this sudden urge to write yuri*.. [A/N : o.O]
Deru : Uh. that ain't supposed to happen.
Owari.
Note : *yuri is the female form of yaoi.
And the moral of this story is : Kimie - snap outta your addiction for shandy! You never know what might happen next! *cackles*
'deru - InSaNiTy unrivalled