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Hearts and Final Fantasy characters. We do dream about doing so, however
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And so it begins.Mmmm Chicken
It's a breezy day on Destiny Islands, when all of a sudden.
"OLD MC DONALD HAD A FARM!."
Everybody shriveled in pain as they watched Sephiroth, his banjo, and cow print cowboy hat in action.
Riku: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Sephiroth: "E I E I OH!"
Sora, rather enjoying this form of entertainment, joins in with a brown jug.
Sora: With an oink oink here and an oink oink there, he-
Kairi: *runs into the scene, joined by Tifa* Hey guys, I'm a lesbian!
Sora stops in mid-breath while Sephiroth stops strumming on his banjo.
Everyone: O_O! *gasp*
Kairi: -_-; Ugh! Whatever guys.
Tifa: *doesn't care, is more interested in strutting her stuff to every guy within a 10-mile radius*
Wakka: * stops hoeing his Weed garden to stare at Tifa through the window *
Riku: * drools *
Sora: * is stupefied, and would rather like to continue playing his brown jug.*
Squall: .uhm, Tifa.
Melly (authoress): * trips out of an unknown closet with Cloud's boxers on her head and Cloud holding her bra* um.right.so, I heard something about a lesbian.
Kairi: *slowly raises her hand * .yeah, right here.
Cloud: Ha! You're a les- * looks at Tifa* oOoOo.*Melly hits Cloud in the chest*
Everyone: * takes their mind off Tifa to actually laugh at Melly and Cloud *
Riku: Uhm.Melly.with Cloud.just.ew.
Melly: Shut yo mouth, youngin'!
Riku: I'm older than you!
Melly: Actually, we're the same age * wink *
Riku: That's disturbing beyond alllllllll reason.
Anyways..Back to the lesbian.
Sora: * Absent minded* So guys, whats a lesbian?
Kiari: I like girls Sora..
Sora: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You like girls!
Kairi: So do you!
Sora: O_O! Then I'm a lesbian Too!
Everyone: * Anime Fall *
Sephiroth: Sora. You're not a girl!
Sora: .I'm not? Oh.
Squall: So Tifa, your with Kairi but you still.uhm. "enjoy" Men?
Tifa: Oh Yeah.I love men * Wink, Wink *
Squall: Uhm.Right.
Melly: * Somehow summons a horny chicken to rape Riku because his sanity is scaring her *
A chicken appears on the windowsill and stares at Riku smiling. Riku looks back a little freaked out. The chicken then pounces on Riku attempting to rape him.
Riku: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!! GOD HELP ME!
Everyone: * looks at Riku laughing as Melly chuckles in a corner *
Riku, a little pissed off, takes out his sword and chops the chicken's head off and watches as it still runs around headless.
JC(Other authoress): * Running in * Has anyone seen my-..CHICKEN! * runs up to the chicken * .My.chicken.* Stares at Riku*
Riku:. * looks back and thinks: Wow.She's.amazing. *
Everyone: .We can read your mind. * All stoned like *
Elmo: .*Pops out* Elmo knows where you live. =) * Backs away slowly.*
Riku: * A bit embarrassed that they knew what he was thinking, runs out.*
JC: Oh Well. Lets roast us up some chicken! * She throws the chicken into the fire *
Donald: * Bursts in * Hey Guys!
Melly: I think we should have some duck too..* Says in a low evil voice * Damn..bastard. * She picks up Donald and tosses him in the fire smiling dopily *
Donald: * Slowly burning * You..Bitch!
Ansem: * Runs in * Smells like..CHICKEN!
Melly, bored of waiting for her duck to cook decides to make out with Cloud.
Sephiroth: Jesus girl.
Squall: Wow.O_O;
Ansem: Huh? What?
Sora: COOKIE! * Nibbles on a cookie * ^_____^
Tifa: .Oh.I'm so hott.* Takes off jacket giggling. *
All the guys: O_O!
All the girls: -_-;
Fin.
Lol! Yeah I decide to end it here, I'm sure your glad. Well you may not think the jokes are funny but me and Jacky(JC) Do.so.HA! Lol Sorry.^_____^ Please review.So..What will happen next? Why was Sephiroth playing a banjo? Why did Squall ask Tifa if she likes men? And Why was Riku raped by a bloody chicken!!!??? Check back for Chapter 2. We'll try to get it up ASAP. .:Melly:. ~Jacky~
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And so it begins.Mmmm Chicken
It's a breezy day on Destiny Islands, when all of a sudden.
"OLD MC DONALD HAD A FARM!."
Everybody shriveled in pain as they watched Sephiroth, his banjo, and cow print cowboy hat in action.
Riku: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Sephiroth: "E I E I OH!"
Sora, rather enjoying this form of entertainment, joins in with a brown jug.
Sora: With an oink oink here and an oink oink there, he-
Kairi: *runs into the scene, joined by Tifa* Hey guys, I'm a lesbian!
Sora stops in mid-breath while Sephiroth stops strumming on his banjo.
Everyone: O_O! *gasp*
Kairi: -_-; Ugh! Whatever guys.
Tifa: *doesn't care, is more interested in strutting her stuff to every guy within a 10-mile radius*
Wakka: * stops hoeing his Weed garden to stare at Tifa through the window *
Riku: * drools *
Sora: * is stupefied, and would rather like to continue playing his brown jug.*
Squall: .uhm, Tifa.
Melly (authoress): * trips out of an unknown closet with Cloud's boxers on her head and Cloud holding her bra* um.right.so, I heard something about a lesbian.
Kairi: *slowly raises her hand * .yeah, right here.
Cloud: Ha! You're a les- * looks at Tifa* oOoOo.*Melly hits Cloud in the chest*
Everyone: * takes their mind off Tifa to actually laugh at Melly and Cloud *
Riku: Uhm.Melly.with Cloud.just.ew.
Melly: Shut yo mouth, youngin'!
Riku: I'm older than you!
Melly: Actually, we're the same age * wink *
Riku: That's disturbing beyond alllllllll reason.
Anyways..Back to the lesbian.
Sora: * Absent minded* So guys, whats a lesbian?
Kiari: I like girls Sora..
Sora: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You like girls!
Kairi: So do you!
Sora: O_O! Then I'm a lesbian Too!
Everyone: * Anime Fall *
Sephiroth: Sora. You're not a girl!
Sora: .I'm not? Oh.
Squall: So Tifa, your with Kairi but you still.uhm. "enjoy" Men?
Tifa: Oh Yeah.I love men * Wink, Wink *
Squall: Uhm.Right.
Melly: * Somehow summons a horny chicken to rape Riku because his sanity is scaring her *
A chicken appears on the windowsill and stares at Riku smiling. Riku looks back a little freaked out. The chicken then pounces on Riku attempting to rape him.
Riku: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!! GOD HELP ME!
Everyone: * looks at Riku laughing as Melly chuckles in a corner *
Riku, a little pissed off, takes out his sword and chops the chicken's head off and watches as it still runs around headless.
JC(Other authoress): * Running in * Has anyone seen my-..CHICKEN! * runs up to the chicken * .My.chicken.* Stares at Riku*
Riku:. * looks back and thinks: Wow.She's.amazing. *
Everyone: .We can read your mind. * All stoned like *
Elmo: .*Pops out* Elmo knows where you live. =) * Backs away slowly.*
Riku: * A bit embarrassed that they knew what he was thinking, runs out.*
JC: Oh Well. Lets roast us up some chicken! * She throws the chicken into the fire *
Donald: * Bursts in * Hey Guys!
Melly: I think we should have some duck too..* Says in a low evil voice * Damn..bastard. * She picks up Donald and tosses him in the fire smiling dopily *
Donald: * Slowly burning * You..Bitch!
Ansem: * Runs in * Smells like..CHICKEN!
Melly, bored of waiting for her duck to cook decides to make out with Cloud.
Sephiroth: Jesus girl.
Squall: Wow.O_O;
Ansem: Huh? What?
Sora: COOKIE! * Nibbles on a cookie * ^_____^
Tifa: .Oh.I'm so hott.* Takes off jacket giggling. *
All the guys: O_O!
All the girls: -_-;
Fin.
Lol! Yeah I decide to end it here, I'm sure your glad. Well you may not think the jokes are funny but me and Jacky(JC) Do.so.HA! Lol Sorry.^_____^ Please review.So..What will happen next? Why was Sephiroth playing a banjo? Why did Squall ask Tifa if she likes men? And Why was Riku raped by a bloody chicken!!!??? Check back for Chapter 2. We'll try to get it up ASAP. .:Melly:. ~Jacky~